Eliminator Season 13

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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

janeane

e: it's better this way

# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:05

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 11:17

WaffleZombie: May 10, 2003; "Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"

Oh poo poo, I forgot I ended up on top of the eliminator leader board last year, mostly because I forgot to make a pick in week 9.

Trying to avoid a potential SEA bloodbath, I'm taking the Cardinals. I mean, do you have any faith in Jimmy G?

# ? Sep 11, 2016 04:24

pasaluki: Feb 27, 2008; THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

This is a nightmare week to pick and I wouldn't bet a nickel on any of these games.
Have the Packers over the Jags

# ? Sep 11, 2016 05:17

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

WaffleZombie posted:

Oh poo poo, I forgot I ended up on top of the eliminator leader board last year, mostly because I forgot to make a pick in week 9.

Trying to avoid a potential SEA bloodbath, I'm taking the Cardinals. I mean, do you have any faith in Jimmy G?

Don't talk yourself into the Cardinals against the Pats in week 1. I would never touch that game.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 08:36

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

You loving suck, Kansas City.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 19:02

Zeeman: May 8, 2007; Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

It will genuinely be hilarious if Seattle loses

# ? Sep 11, 2016 19:40

Magnetic North: Dec 15, 2008; Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

SD needs to lose by 6.5 in my reverse spread eliminator. It's overtime, so no PAT, so at worst they lose by 6. :sigh:

Goddamit, Kansas City.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 21:25

Bill Barber: Aug 26, 2015; Hot Rope Guy

Magnetic North posted:

SD needs to lose by 6.5 in my reverse spread eliminator. It's overtime, so no PAT, so at worst they lose by 6. Goddamit, Kansas City.

1-800-BET-SOFF

# ? Sep 11, 2016 21:29

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Poonerman posted:

You loving suck, Kansas City.

I always believed in you, Kansas City.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 21:41

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Titans lost in week 1 Eliminator

3-7 in pick em

:shepface:

# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:10

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

*checks Dolphins-Seahawks scoreboard*

So we're all getting eliminated then I guess. Another great season!

# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:47

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

So yeah, this week is gonna be a massacre, isn't it?

# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:47

NattyBo: Sep 20, 2004; Football Team.

15-1 could win it this year if the Hawks lose!

# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:47

Zeeman: May 8, 2007; Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

can't believe I picked a team coached by Pete Carroll to win on 9/11

# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:49

NattyBo: Sep 20, 2004; Football Team.

Zeeman posted:

can't believe I picked a team coached by Pete Carroll to win on 9/11

Holy poo poo :lol:

# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:50

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Infidel Castro posted:

So yeah, this week is gonna be a massacre, isn't it?

nooooot quite

# ? Sep 12, 2016 00:10

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

we all survive in eliminator...but in the end, didn't we all really lose?

# ? Sep 12, 2016 00:15

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

my hands are clammy

# ? Sep 12, 2016 00:16

cheesetriangles: Jan 5, 2011

I just realized I am ranked number 2 in funbucks. I had to look up what different betting terms actually meant because I've never made a bet before.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 00:36

TASTE THE PAIN!!: May 18, 2004

Wow, I forgot about that Seahawks pick. I'm indifferent!

# ? Sep 12, 2016 00:39

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Holy cow I crushed Pick'Em today. 11-1 (Why did I pick the Browns? The world may never know).

# ? Sep 12, 2016 00:49

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

axeil posted:

*checks Dolphins-Seahawks scoreboard*

So we're all getting eliminated then I guess. Another great season!

I never doubted them for a second.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 01:16

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

First in Funbucks, first in Pick'em. Doesn't get much better. :smuggo:

It won't.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 03:06

cheesetriangles: Jan 5, 2011

Cruel and Unusual posted:

First in Funbucks, first in Pick'em. Doesn't get much better.

It won't.

I got 4000 on pats game I'm coming for you.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 03:38

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Lost in Spread Eliminator by half a point. drat you Jags :negative:

# ? Sep 12, 2016 03:52

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Reverse Eliminator just got hammered

# ? Sep 12, 2016 04:33

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Cruel and Unusual posted:

First in Funbucks, first in Pick'em. Doesn't get much better.

It won't.

And out of Reverse Eliminator. :lol:

# ? Sep 12, 2016 04:36

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Poonerman posted:

Reverse Eliminator just got hammered

We counted out Gridiron Garoppolo and were punished accordingly.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 04:36

WaffleZombie: May 10, 2003; "Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"

Chichevache posted:

Don't talk yourself into the Cardinals against the Pats in week 1. I would never touch that game.

A hearty gently caress you to Catanzaro is in order.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 04:37

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Lol, I bet against the Patriots, and now I'm a big loser.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 04:39

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

*sigh*

# ? Sep 12, 2016 04:41

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

WaffleZombie posted:

A hearty gently caress you to Catanzaro is in order.

The holder hosed up.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 04:41

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

If Pittsburgh loses tomorrow night, I will have lost all SAS eliminators (including kicker) in the first week :suicide:

Chichevache posted:

The holder hosed up.

The long snapper hosed up.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 04:42

cheesetriangles: Jan 5, 2011

First place in funbucks it feels great to bet on the pats and win.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 04:44

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Just gonna bet against the Bears every week. They look like a 2-14 team

# ? Sep 12, 2016 15:22

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

JPrime posted:

*sigh*

Why in the gently caress would you pick a divisional game for Eliminator? Smdh.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 15:30

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

WampaLord posted:

Why in the gently caress would you pick a divisional game for Eliminator? Smdh.

because I pay < 0 attention to the NFCS

# ? Sep 12, 2016 18:52

WaffleZombie: May 10, 2003; "Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"

Dango Bango posted:

If Pittsburgh loses tomorrow night, I will have lost all SAS eliminators (including kicker) in the first week

The long snapper hosed up.

Well gently caress him and the holder too.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:40

cheesetriangles: Jan 5, 2011

I'm feeling pretty good about this.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:08

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 11:17

sonicice: Oct 21, 2000; Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.

this is the year i can feel it

sonicice fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Sep 13, 2016

# ? Sep 13, 2016 07:33

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