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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald


edit btw taking suggestions for names so i can whien to blizzard support to change it from pooneslayer

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OctoberBlues posted:

I legit don't have any idea what Overwatch is, I will guess a video game where you shoot people.

in the sense that dog poo poo is a kind of lipstick

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

THE DOG HOUSE posted:



edit btw taking suggestions for names so i can whien to blizzard support to change it from pooneslayer

shiptoaster

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
is "fat idiot who wasted his life" too many letters?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


THE DOG HOUSE posted:

I actually changed it to that after seeing the game filter words like "gay" and "Aryan" (this is the first blizzard game I've ever played) so I picked the first naughty name that wasn't filtered expecting to get banned. That was like 3 months ago now. Yes I have to explain this a lot. No i can't change it lol

how the gently caress is this the first blizzard game you've played ya gently caress

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

what a worthless sack of poo poo

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Groovelord Neato posted:

how the gently caress is this the first blizzard game you've played ya gently caress

i dunno they looked bad

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


That would be cool if overwatch wasn't a super easy casual FPS.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Stealthgerbil posted:

That would be cool if overwatch wasn't a super easy casual FPS.

not sure if "easy" makes sense in the context of a pvp game

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Good job op you won the game!

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Overwatch is a good game, I like it. This is a bad thread, i hope the OP dies but mods please note I'm not asking him to kill himself

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Stealthgerbil posted:

That would be cool if overwatch wasn't a super easy casual FPS.

lol

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

top 1% of lovely threads right here someone contact blizzard entertainment

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
gratz op, you keep fuckin that chicken

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

type kill in console

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
wow dude, thats uh... hmm.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Last night I was out partying, and enjoying life with friends

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

i like that posted:

Last night I was out partying, and enjoying life with friends

mods?

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!



Why is this image not tiled as the background to the Blizzard game forum

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

i like that posted:

Last night I was out partying, and enjoying life with friends

thirsty thursdays what are you 19

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

thirsty thursdays what are you 19

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
I have a 100 percent win rate with a couple of characters cuz i swapped to them right before a game we were winning ended eat my poo poo op i am top 0.0000000000001 percentile

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

thirsty thursdays what are you 19

It's a civic holiday today, off for four days. Sorry about your country

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
I pick torb and spend all game spamming 'thanks'! And i have the voice chat turned off and i block all messages so no one can tell me to shut the gently caress up. When I die i spam 'group up with me!' because i am so good at the game

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Looks like you are a support player, do you play Mercy and follow your boyfriend around while he plays?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Enfield posted:

wow dude, thats uh... hmm.

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

JakeP posted:

Looks like you are a support player, do you play Mercy and follow your boyfriend around while he plays?

We were actually doing fairly poorly for the first 5 placement matches and gave up and switched to mercy and Lucio and ended up carrying 5 games in a row Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Protip Ana and Symmetra are the best supports because they gently caress poo poo right up. Nothing better than sleep darting some fuckwit loser, taunting him with an emote, and then doing a shot+grenade+melee combo to kill.

Symmetra you just get up on their tank and jump around while beam humping them it's super good.


Anyone who plays lucio probably has sever autism

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

gannyGrabber posted:

Protip Ana and Symmetra are the best supports because they gently caress poo poo right up. Nothing better than sleep darting some fuckwit loser, taunting him with an emote, and then doing a shot+grenade+melee combo to kill.

Symmetra you just get up on their tank and jump around while beam humping them it's super good.


Anyone who plays lucio probably has sever autism

well, you would know a lot about autism so i'm inclined to believe you

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Serious Frolicking posted:

well, you would know a lot about autism so i'm inclined to believe you

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i bet you don't even own 1 share of ATVI though lmao

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

We were actually doing fairly poorly for the first 5 placement matches and gave up and switched to mercy and Lucio and ended up carrying 5 games in a row Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q

so you and your boyfriend both went full on cuck and found some bulls to carry you, nice

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



i hanjo

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE

JakeP posted:

so you and your boyfriend both went full on cuck and found some bulls to carry you, nice

You are very angry about this person and seem super interested in their boyfriend and if the two of them were playing this video game together.

Full on cuck

E: full disclosure I am the cuck boyfriend who found the bulls to carry us

Two Free Toppings fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Sep 2, 2016

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
as a 1%'er im not sure i deserve this abuse

Tokit
Dec 16, 2004

I was doing the composing.
lmao you play competitive mode

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

this thread reads like a transcript from a suicide hotline

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
imagine being a person who felt a sense of pride, rather than shame, from this

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

The Protagonist posted:

imagine being a person who felt a sense of pride, rather than shame, from this

lol why dont you ask your mom about last night







because we causally play Overwatch together over the internet once the day has wrapped up that is

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Good t9 see doobie is filling his time well

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