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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Lasher posted:

Being bald is p.good* because you don't need to care about hair cuts and poo poo.

*If you have a good shaped head... Like me and Statham.

post ur head

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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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thats a good head maaannn

tough stains
May 23, 2007

Desire gets the upper hand over insight and foresight and the results are often needless entanglement.
who's that behind you. you at a bald convention?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i refuse to believe jason statham is nearly 50, or that he in fact has an age

Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
He bald

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
He? Bald!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 35 minutes!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

heres two bald men beating the poo poo out of eachother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3AiWfaEsvY

terrible lie by the rock claiming he's in front of statham when he's clearly standing behind him

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Jose posted:

i'm sure he's extremely bothered about being bald



Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

bald

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I'm glad I'm never gonna go bald. My hair is too awesome.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 35 minutes!

clearly was trying to hoverhand her

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Guys guys

70% of dudes lose hair


Ur gonna be baldin

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Zzulu posted:

Guys guys

70% of dudes lose hair


Ur gonna be baldin

I have premium aryan genes, thank you very much ! No balding for this guy.

Praise my ancestors and their excellent breeding choices

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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does that include pubes

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

statham wears a merkin, pass it on

Enemy Ace
Mar 14, 2006
"We stain the sky. We fight a war in heaven."
They see me baldin', they hatin'

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Enemy Ace posted:

They see me baldin', they hatin'

Barbers trying to get my rogaine going.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 35 minutes!
if any posters itt were actually jason statham would you trade your hollywood career requiring you to be bald for hair transplants you could routinely afford?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Jose posted:

if any posters itt were actually jason statham would you trade your hollywood career requiring you to be bald for hair transplants you could routinely afford?

i am in fact jason, and yes. being bald is for losers and i have compensated for this with films such as fart and fart 2

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Ratjaculation posted:

i am in fact jason, and yes. being bald is for losers and i have compensated for this with films such as fart and fart 2

Quick question, will there be a Fart 3?

And if so, will you still be the lead after that vicious prolapse scene?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 35 minutes!

Ratjaculation posted:

i am in fact jason, and yes. being bald is for losers and i have compensated for this with films such as fart and fart 2

is melissa mccarthy good at sex?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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VendaGoat posted:

Quick question, will there be a Fart 3?

And if so, will you still be the lead after that vicious prolapse scene?

fart 3 will complete the trilogy thats all i can say

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

This thread still refuses to acknowledge Jason Statham's killer dance moves, despite my earlier appeal. Hence I present exhibit B: flexing edition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvhgG9ee9Aw

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Mierenneuker posted:

This thread still refuses to acknowledge Jason Statham's killer dance moves, despite my earlier appeal. Hence I present exhibit B: flexing edition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvhgG9ee9Aw

this video affected my sexuality

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

VendaGoat posted:

Quick question, will there be a Fart 3?

And if so, will you still be the lead after that vicious prolapse scene?

Fart was the classic, there shouldn't have been a sequel in the first place. :colbert:

Captain Video
Apr 4, 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc52vCJ83LA

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Jose posted:

christ he's 4'9" i thought he was at least 10 years inches younger taller than that

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hes probably the best of the B list action star by a long shot and we have him to thank for crank and crank 2

thats SIR Jason Statham to you

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
You know how in Fight Club they asked each other which celebrity they'd want to fight? Well if you clicked on this topic than you have my answer.

(Micheal Madsen was my first pick but he turned down the chance.)

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Crank 2 is a masterpiece

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Vegetable posted:

Tough bald dudes:

Jason statham
Bruce willis
Dwayne johnson
Vin diesel

Anymore?

Avery Brooks and motherfucking Bryan Cranston.

Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Sep 5, 2016

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
My name is Jason and I want some ham, stat :btroll:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

no he simply analyses the ham

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!
bro can't even fight.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Anyone mentioned that he's bald yet?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

no he simply analyses the ham

naem
May 29, 2011

Lasher posted:

Being bald is p.good* because you don't need to care about hair cuts and poo poo.

*If you have a good shaped head... Like me and Statham.

My head is pointy and weird

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
It's cool that he's been trying to get stuntpeople their own category at the Oscars. Also I can re-watch "Safe" a million times. It's one of those really good, "turn off your brain and watch people get punched" movies.

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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

he used to be a professional diver

also he bald

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