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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Who?

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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Lasher posted:

Being bald is p.good* because you don't need to care about hair cuts and poo poo.

*If you have a good shaped head... Like me and Statham.

I apply this same logic to not being able to grow facial hair

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Blistex posted:

It's cool that he's been trying to get stuntpeople their own category at the Oscars. Also I can re-watch "Safe" a million times. It's one of those really good, "turn off your brain and watch people get punched" movies.

That's all his movies and they own.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

Jose posted:

i'm sure he's extremely bothered about being bald



Why the long neck

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

dead gay son posted:

Why the long neck

jesus CHRIST now I can't unsee that

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

dead gay son posted:

Why the long neck

relative of andrew garfield

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx
dude was also a diver on the British national team

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vWrINMm1aCI

his dad was a grocer or something? dude came from nothing and made himself what he is on his own steam

naturally goons find him frightening

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
I think Vinnie Jones has the more ideal life

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Lastgirl posted:

I think Vinnie Jones has the more ideal life

3 films involving steven seagal is ideal to you?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Crank is a lot of fun

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

lol

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
uh in hollywood being bald just means you like it waxed

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

looks like a thumb

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

The Real Foogla posted:

jesus CHRIST now I can't unsee that

I don't want to sound like a "thick ankles, would pass" goonlord, but what was said before is absolutely true. It's like they took random parts from different people and made her. I can understand how she is a fashion model, but not how she has been in movies as "the incredibly hot chick".

:goonsay:

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

can't tell if its goatse or not

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Jose posted:

3 films involving steven seagal is ideal to you?

Yes.

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

Blistex posted:

I don't want to sound like a "thick ankles, would pass" goonlord, but what was said before is absolutely true. It's like they took random parts from different people and made her. I can understand how she is a fashion model, but not how she has been in movies as "the incredibly hot chick".

:goonsay:

yeah I can't figure it out either

https://www.google.ca/search?q=rosi...w=1272&bih=1330

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord


i don't know what i'm doing with my life.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

OYM THE PUCK YOU FACKIN CANT OYL FACKIN FIGHT YEZ RIGHT NOW YEZ LOT A POOFTER CANTS
(Translated to American English that means "watch Strength and Honor")

Vastarien posted:

i don't know what i'm doing with my life.

Well don't stop there. Let's see the rest of xim.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i watched war last night which was a fairly mediocre jason statham film with jet li. since its nearly 10 years old i assume thats because he hadn't had as much martial arts training and also didn't have a better director

the mechanic i remember being quite good

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Jason Statham has been in like 2 good movies tops

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Snatch, Crank, The Transporter


there's 3 already

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Spy (you might not like the movie, but Statham is hilarious in it)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Vastarien posted:



i don't know what i'm doing with my life.

Finally! Now I can masturbate properly!

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jose posted:

i'm sure he's extremely bothered about being bald



That's a man, baby!

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Vinnie Jones is not able to say a single line in this film without his eyebrows dancing all over the place. Now I've told u about it you'll notice it constantly and it'll really get on your tits

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Oberleutnant posted:

Vinnie Jones is not able to say a single line in this film without his eyebrows dancing all over the place. Now I've told u about it you'll notice it constantly and it'll really get on your tits

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
she's like a Sim





still hot tho

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
anyone mention that he is bald yet?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Dont dox my gf

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£



caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Whenever anyone brings up Crank as being a good Statham movie, I'm pretty sure they mean Crank: High Voltage because Crank: High Voltage is the greatest action film of all time.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

caligulamprey posted:

Whenever anyone brings up Crank as being a good Statham movie, I'm pretty sure they mean Crank: High Voltage because Crank: High Voltage is the greatest action film of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZt9wIpc_Uk&t=206s

e: this is me agreeing with you

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

Jose posted:

i'm sure he's extremely bothered about being bald



Unless she's really tall, he's much more of a short-arse than I imagined.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Trainee PornStar posted:

Unless she's really tall, he's much more of a short-arse than I imagined.

You can't tell she's tall? Look at the neck Holmes.

Who is he again? I want pics of her

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
The worst thing about Parker is that Jason Statham is NOT loving PARKER. Jason Statham was born to play Grofeld. Parker is a big ugly sonofabitch that looks like a caveman who was also a Marine. Grofeld is the charming rogue with a heart of gold who always calms down the hostages by talking to them and acknowledging their humanity.

Other than that he did a fine job playing Parker.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



If you don't appreciate the fight scenes in the Transporter then you are either way too sensitive or just really hate fun.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Someone post the gif of bare-chested jason statham getting oiled up and wrestling with a bunch of goons in the transporter.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Oberleutnant posted:

Someone post the gif of bare-chested jason statham getting oiled up and wrestling with a bunch of goons in the transporter.

Sir, you must leave now, this is a worksafe thread.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'm now watching parker

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