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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Jason statham has the ideal life
 
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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

 Hes balding

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

 his dong is probably only above average

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Jesus Christ posted:


jfc

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Jose Mengelez posted:

she strikes me as a considerate lover and provider of post-coital pizza
provider? more like consumer. she aint leaving a slice for you fool

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

 Tough bald dudes:

Jason statham
Bruce willis
Dwayne johnson
Vin diesel

Anymore?

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

CharlestonJew posted:

Is Vincent Dnofrio bald or does he just wear a cap for daredevil
Hey that's the hosed up recruit from Full Metal Jacket

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Oct 22, 2010

Lasher posted:


looks like a thumb

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