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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
you talking hooker? yeah one time because I wanted to gently caress an Indian girl real bad and they're tough to find in the wild

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Iron Prince posted:

you talking hooker? yeah one time because I wanted to gently caress an Indian girl real bad and they're tough to find in the wild

:lol: :golfclap:

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Iron Prince posted:

you talking hooker? yeah one time because I wanted to gently caress an Indian girl real bad and they're tough to find in the wild

:same:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


So you work from home OP?

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3778729&pagenumber=60#post463876279

Take a note, op.

There's also a lot of hooker discussion from a hooker goon and some johns.

Adult Illiteracy
Oct 10, 2012
I am an art model and sometimes it's pretty obvious that people just want to see my dick for cheaper than a stripper

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Iron Prince posted:

you talking hooker? yeah one time because I wanted to gently caress an Indian girl real bad and they're tough to find in the wild

I put that on my agenda one time but it turns out it's hard to get OK Cupid MDs to go to bed with you when you're poor.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Adult Illiteracy posted:

I am an art model and sometimes it's pretty obvious that people just want to see my dick for cheaper than a stripper

Well, can I??!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
there aint nothing sexier than a nude goon

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Yeah op, lots of times. Good times

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Iron Prince posted:

you talking hooker? yeah one time because I wanted to gently caress an Indian girl real bad and they're tough to find in the wild

Dot or skid indian?

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Sheep-Goats posted:

I put that on my agenda one time but it turns out it's hard to get OK Cupid MDs to go to bed with you when you're poor.

Man, you dodged a bullet. People that succesful don't wind up on OKCupid unless there's something not OK with them.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm a model and people hire me

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm a model and people hire me

when they need a fat guy heh

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

H.H posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3778729&pagenumber=60#post463876279

Take a note, op.

There's also a lot of hooker discussion from a hooker goon and some johns.

League of legends is a trash game for trash people.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Is your poo poo ugly or something? Like maybe make some better clothes for fat chicks or something and it won't be so hard to find models.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

big shags posted:

when they need a fat guy heh

No, a fit women with large breasts

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

I'm increasingly becoming convinced that the only way I'll get to sleep with a thin woman who has cartoon-sized breasts is to hire a 'model'.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I'd correct this thread, but honestly, this is so much better then hearing me bitch about an "art" project.

I wonder if "models" have feelings?

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

VendaGoat posted:

I wonder if "models" have feelings?

Just seeings from my experience. Check state law.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Hector Beerlioz posted:

No, a fit women with large breasts

I'm glad your av is back to normal

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Adult Illiteracy posted:

I am an art model and sometimes it's pretty obvious that people just want to see my dick for cheaper than a stripper

post the dick

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

Lucky Guy posted:

post the dick

post a painting of the dick

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Gabriel Pope posted:

Man, you dodged a bullet. People that succesful don't wind up on OKCupid unless there's something not OK with them.

There's a lot of MDs on OKC in NYC, but then being an MD in NYC also makes you upper middle class until you get your loans paid off.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Jose Mengelez posted:

post a painting of the dick

post the dick and ill post an MSPainting of the dick

slowfreq
Dec 14, 2014

sometimes i buy escorts to take me on dates cause i'm mad lonely!

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

amityville anus posted:

Dot or skid indian?

dot, my man.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Jon Pop honeypot thread spotted.

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