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Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Bikes.

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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Riding on the road as opposed to the side walk

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I.N.R.I posted:

paracetamol

:siren:Non-American spotted:siren:

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I dunno, Hitler was a racist and he was alright, ignoring the stuff with Jews.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

KM Scorchio posted:

Based on his rap sheet this is probably the best post I.N.R.I has ever made. Grats op.

The B_36
Jul 10, 2012

Serious Frolicking posted:

no one would care about tiger woods' many, many personal problems if he could still play golf worth a drat

Nah, everyone still cared more about his marriage infidelities for years after they were revealed when he had come back from the initial "scandal" and regained his #1 world ranking for a year or so. People will always care more about what holes their heroes put their dicks into than what holes they put their (golf) balls into, because people are nosy gossipy drama queens who don't know how to mind their own business.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

The B_36 posted:

Nah, everyone still cared more about his marriage infidelities for years after they were revealed when he had come back from the initial "scandal" and regained his #1 world ranking for a year or so. People will always care more about what holes their heroes put their dicks into than what holes they put their (golf) balls into, because people are nosy gossipy drama queens who don't know how to mind their own business.

Sounds like youre above all of that BS. :-D

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Ironic how his legs were the strongest part of him. or his lungs and heart

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
that story about how they would use a really long needle to inject clean piss into their bladders was really cool imo, the whole concept of pissing someone else's piss really makes me glad i live in the future

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
FART gently caress HELL

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

the ball on that guy


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

lance armstrong fuckin owns BTW hes such a huge jerk

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Honestly I'd appreciate Lance if he just played up the villain angle like some kind of WWF heel.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
that man put his own blood in his blood


seems gay

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Sometimes you have to stop and appreciate a quality effortful post :golfclap:

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Enfield posted:

judging posters on their rap sheets is pretty retarded

Wrong. The more entries they have there, the greater the honor. It's like a roman legion's standard. If you just utterly suck you simply get banned. It either takes time, skill, and tenacity to work up that level of a rapsheet, or fancier posting than I have ever seen.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I'm pretty sure inri has the most gassed threads cheev too. So you know he's REAL gangster. OG.

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit
28 time gold medal winner Michael Phelps

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

FART gently caress HELL

Indeed.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

a white man exploiting the system for personal gain? inconceivable

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

misty mountaintop posted:

28 time gold medal winner Michael Phelps
yeah hes not doping at all

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I hope you are eviscerated in an accident op

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Everyone dopes. Everyone.... Doops? Eh. :shrug:

IM DOPING RIGHT NOW

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit

numberoneposter posted:

yeah hes not doping at all

22 time grand slam winner Serena Williams

Doghouse
Oct 22, 2004

I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
27 time nba championship winner the Denver nuggets

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
0 time super bowl winner Tim Tebow

The B_36
Jul 10, 2012

I.N.R.I posted:

Sounds like youre above all of that BS. :-D

Yeah, I am, but I'm pretty cool, so :agesilaus:

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Enfield posted:

i dont care what people say, he was real good at riding a bicycle

I wonder how many times he poo poo himself so he could maintain his position in a race. I bet it was at least 50.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
At least he was good at cheating. And he used his cheating against the French.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Remember when he retired and France was all good riddance you cheating ahole and he was like welp im not retired anymore so im gunna go win again and he did and France was all FUCKKKKKKKKK and he was like hahaha and they were like you cheat you fucker and he was all IM GOING TO WIN AGAIN IF YOU DONT SHUT UP and they were all like FUUUUUUUCCCKKK CHEATERS and he was like welp and won it again and again and again and France was all like FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK and then they found out every biker ever has been cheating so welp.

lol france

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
all endurance athletes are gay as gently caress hth

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
inri is a troll, but he's good at what he does, you gotta give him that.

and rumour has it he gets occasionally unbanned by people with too much money to spend, so i'm guessing he also has a parachute or two bought courtesy of them.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I think Stretch Armstrong is the better Armstrong.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
Barry Bonds is the best baseball player of all time.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Lord Binky posted:

Barry Bonds is the best baseball player of all time.

The best hitter, yes. I don't know about player though because Babe Ruth also pitched very well. But then again, he only played against white people. But then again he didn't have access to the training and "medicine" that Bonds did.

It's just hard to say.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
yeah but saying Babe Ruth is the best baseball player of all time doesn't make anyone mad, so I think Bonds is a lot better

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Lord Binky posted:

yeah but saying Babe Ruth is the best baseball player of all time doesn't make anyone mad, so I think Bonds is a lot better

I respect that greatly.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

genesplicer posted:

I think Stretch Armstrong is the better Armstrong.

one time when I was a kid my dog (collie) ate my stretch Armstrong when I left it out in the couch and then it started violently making GBS threads everywhere

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

H.H posted:

inri is a troll, but he's good at what he does, you gotta give him that.

and rumour has it he gets occasionally unbanned by people with too much money to spend, so i'm guessing he also has a parachute or two bought courtesy of them.

Are trolls supposed to put you to sleep while reading their posts?

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