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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > euphemisms for sex

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

what are some ways you discreetly describe sex, goons?

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several friends: Apr 7, 2015

I'd rather be in up in them guts

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:08

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

sideways skin-slapathon

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:09

PS1 Hagrid: Sep 17, 2007

mutually assured destruction

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:09

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

A fellow goon always referred to it as the "vertical bop"
he's quite the nerdy goon

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:10

Ziggy Smalls: May 24, 2008; If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do

Something awful

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:11

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Hitler did nothing wrong.

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:11

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

posting in gbs

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:12

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Surgery

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:16

opus111: Jul 6, 2014

boinking
smashing
slamming

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:18

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

failure

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:27

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

gently caress

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:31

hey welcome to the show!: Jan 22, 2014; nobody loves me

Dipp'n the nugget

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:32

Octopus Darling: Nov 26, 2007; The inverse of this is wonderful.

The movie "Grumpy Old Men" has a wide array of scenes at the end of the movie pertaining to a man going to have intercourse with a woman. It features such phrases as: "Looks like Chuck's taking the skin boat to tuna town!" and "Grandpa: Looks like Chuck's going for a ride on the wild baloney pony!".

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:36

several friends: Apr 7, 2015

SLAM WHALE HOLY GRAIL*

*sex must be with OP's mother

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:38

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

that thing i don't get a lot of

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:38

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

i just hold up a photo of

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:42

hey welcome to the show!: Jan 22, 2014; nobody loves me

Dunk 'n the dill pickle

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:44

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

In the simpsons they call it snuggling

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:45

prick with tenure: May 21, 2007; Sorry, but that doesn't convulse my being.

time to do the "au relations" (cajun accent)

# ? Sep 4, 2016 20:45

several friends: Apr 7, 2015

Ratjaculation posted:

Octopus Darling posted:

Looks like Chuck's going for a ride on the wild baloney pony!".

several friends fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Sep 4, 2016

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hey welcome to the show!: Jan 22, 2014; nobody loves me

Busting the Krust on some tasty grilled meats.

# ? Sep 4, 2016 21:08

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

doing it

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HD DAD: Jan 13, 2010; Generic white guy.; Toilet Rascal

Going number 3

# ? Sep 4, 2016 21:11

Shifty gimbal: Dec 28, 2008; Hey you... I got something to tell ya; Biscuit Hider

Lets boink

# ? Sep 4, 2016 21:18

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Going to court with Denver Fenton Allen.

# ? Sep 4, 2016 21:19

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Falling sexily

# ? Sep 4, 2016 21:20

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Or in my case, Failing Sexually

# ? Sep 4, 2016 21:20

various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

Going to the submarine races

# ? Sep 4, 2016 21:21

tie-dye my titties: Jun 14, 2014; by WE B Boo-ourgeois

making the beast with two backs

# ? Sep 4, 2016 21:21

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Getting freaky

# ? Sep 4, 2016 21:33

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

Ballz deep.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 00:28

Principals Orifice: Aug 23, 2016; by Lowtax

doing it

# ? Sep 5, 2016 00:28

Principals Orifice: Aug 23, 2016; by Lowtax

Kurtofan posted:

doing it

gently caress

# ? Sep 5, 2016 00:29

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

practice rape

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CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

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cnut: May 3, 2016

Playing "hide the wiener".

# ? Sep 5, 2016 00:32

dookifex_maximus: Aug 10, 2016; by zen death robot

the ol uppy downy messy frowny

# ? Sep 5, 2016 01:20

ncumbered_by_idgits: Sep 20, 2008

Repelling into critter canyon.

It's insulting on several levels.

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Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

CUM CUM CUM CUM PLAY M'LORD

# ? Sep 5, 2016 01:29

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