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Why are you a Boring Vanilla????
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Sep 5, 2016 06:00
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I do. I like it more spontaneous though. Like using a t shirt as a hand tie, etc. It's been well received.
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Sep 5, 2016 06:02
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Why dont you engage in the act of sucking my balls?
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Sep 5, 2016 06:03
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I was a terrible Boy Scout that didn't get abused and was bad at knots
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Sep 5, 2016 06:03
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Don't need it.
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Sep 5, 2016 06:04
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not it's because I can't get laid ever you stupid gently caress
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Sep 5, 2016 06:04
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Are you proposing, OP?
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Sep 5, 2016 06:05
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I was spanked as a child and sexual noises louder than a faint moan trigger me and I end up throwing myself down flights of stairs.
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Sep 5, 2016 06:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw
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Sep 5, 2016 06:11
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uh i do lol fucko
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Sep 5, 2016 06:11
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lol if you don't have scars on you from rough sexing
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Sep 5, 2016 06:12
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Moridin920 posted:lol if you don't have scars on you from rough sexing No one doubts you have a felony rape record, but you shouldn't be so proud of it.
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Sep 5, 2016 06:13
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It's kind of fun when it's light and spontaneous but getting into the heavier stuff takes way too much effort.
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Sep 5, 2016 06:17
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i had sex 
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Sep 5, 2016 06:19
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It's for nerds, like 100% of the people in that scene are mega dorks Durr put my balls in a vice and whip me with a riding crop, anything finally to convince people I'm interesting
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Sep 5, 2016 06:22
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op have you tried storing your objects in places other than mens asses? regards, that robot
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Sep 5, 2016 06:23
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How do you know I haven't?
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Sep 5, 2016 06:23
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Hey let's put on some clothes to have sex durrrrr 
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Sep 5, 2016 06:26
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If they wanna punish me, they just shove I it up my butt. None of this loving around with leather.
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Sep 5, 2016 06:27
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only broken or molested people do bdsm
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Sep 5, 2016 06:29
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Giving and receiving pain is not something that excites me.
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Sep 5, 2016 06:38
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A lot of my friends had fetlife accounts and some have invited me to play parties and I respectfully declined each and every time.genesplicer posted:Giving and receiving pain is not something that excites me.
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Sep 5, 2016 06:45
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No significant other to let tie me up and peg me.
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Sep 5, 2016 06:46
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Because I like being in control of my own limbs and I don't enjoy the sensation of dominating another - nor am I aroused by the implication that I'd have to restrain my partner in order to have sex with them. In short, I'd rather feel like I'm wanted rather than skirt around the issue once we're already in the bedroom. Gaunab posted:only broken or molested people do bdsm  Oh yes, also KiteAuraan posted:No significant other to let tie me up and peg me.
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Sep 5, 2016 06:49
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I'm not a sadbrained weirdo op.
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Sep 5, 2016 07:11
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various cheeses posted:I'm not a sadbrained weirdo op. calling bullshit
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Sep 5, 2016 07:15
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Iron Prince posted:calling bullshit [call gets screened to voicemail]
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Sep 5, 2016 07:17
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Nirvikalpa posted:Why are you a Boring Vanilla???? im sorry plz punish my b-hole
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Sep 5, 2016 07:18
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various cheeses posted:[call gets screened to voicemail] Hey man sorry you couldn't take my call right now I saw your post on something awful dot com forums about not being a sad brained retard an I just felt like I had to sa--*continues for 18 minutes until the tape runs out*
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Sep 5, 2016 07:19
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I want my sex to be a joyful and enthusiastic experience.
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Sep 5, 2016 07:33
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 that and everyone I've ever known to be into that has been a broke-brained dramabomb
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Sep 5, 2016 07:49
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why on earth is every single thing other than vanilla sex "blahblahblah Play" like fine okay i get some things but when we're beginning to say "BDSM play" is when pogroms should be considered.
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Sep 5, 2016 07:53
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Because I gained 100 lbs in the last two years and don't wish to become one of the older people I used to mock.
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Sep 5, 2016 07:54
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I'm into DSM play, where my partner and I both look up a mental disorder in the DSM and then try to emulate the symptoms as we gently caress.
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Sep 5, 2016 07:55
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Because I don't hate women and get off on hurting them, OP.
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Sep 5, 2016 08:10
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Al Cowens posted:A lot of my friends had fetlife accounts and some have invited me to play parties and I respectfully declined each and every time. AKA Fatlife
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Sep 5, 2016 09:03
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Because sex is something spontanious and fun and done among people who view each other as equals, not something drawn-out and planned and requiring equipment. Bdsm people are dull and calling sex 'play' should be met with swift and violent punishment.
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Sep 5, 2016 09:07
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it's hotter if it's a secret you loving nerd
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Sep 5, 2016 09:08
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opus111 posted:Bdsm people are dull and calling sex 'play' should be met with swift and violent punishment. I think you're starting to get it
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Sep 5, 2016 09:21
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I blame 50 shades of gray.
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Sep 5, 2016 09:23
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