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if i open a box i use a utility knife well thats my story
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 13:54 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 18:12 |
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I carry this on my keychain: Handy as gently caress if your a technician or a repairman, and it costs less than $3 online. In my bag I have this: It's a Victorinox knife, so it's expensive, but worth every penny.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 13:55 |
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e: Wrong poster
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 13:57 |
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RedMage129 posted:Pff. Your multitools are cute but to be truly prepared you need a good, solid tactical utility belt.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 13:59 |
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I once bought a pocket knife because it looked cool and I could flip it open like a badass and my mate became obsessed with it. We realized that the one who held the knife has all the power and we kept trying to steal it from each other. Eventually we realized the power of the knife was too much for us to handle and we dropped it in the sewage drain for the greater good. Swiss Army knives are bullshit, most of the tools are so hard to pull out.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:02 |
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Original_Z posted:I once bought a pocket knife because it looked cool and I could flip it open like a badass and my mate became obsessed with it. We realized that the one who held the knife has all the power and we kept trying to steal it from each other. Eventually we realized the power of the knife was too much for us to handle and we dropped it in the sewage drain for the greater good. One does not simply flush the toilet
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:03 |
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I've never needed a knife when out and about.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:21 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:They are called cargo shorts. hth Everyone shits on cargo shorts because they got popular with neckbeards but they still own bones if you do a lot of outdoors stuff. H.H posted:I carry this on my keychain: Princess Auto has those and I use them so much. Mine come with a Robinson as well. Robinson is the king of screw heads.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:32 |
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I take a Swiss army knife with me, when I travel. It bought it for $15 on amazon and is build to withstand a nuclear explosion from 10ft away. I use it semi-regularly to open wine bottles and packaging. One time I used the screw driver. It has a can opener and something that I've been told is used to sew tent fabric(?). I have never used it to open a can or sew a tent.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:34 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:If you're hiking or something, fine, but nobody needs one at the office. Literally what everyone says while I'm using it to cut up an apple or something, just after asking to borrow it to tighten the screws on their chair or whatever.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:42 |
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I don't carry a pocket knife because I have no need for one. I do not have the attraction to weaponry so many men have
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:44 |
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I LIEK SHINY STUFF I HAVE A BOX CUTTER I USE IT FOR BOXES AND MY PET MOUSES
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:45 |
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A knife will probably help raise your t levels.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:46 |
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If you live in California the most you can carry is a knife the length of a toothpick
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:49 |
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I got a Swiss army knife and told myself "I won't lose the toothpick this time." I made it maybe two weeks before finding it missing. I don't even remember taking it out to use it. Now the knife just sits in my drawer and I feel a mixture of anger and regret every time I see it.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:51 |
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Since carrying knives became illegal where I live in Australia, I only pack a 1 inch blade on my keyring. It does not represent my penis size. I'm hoping that if I'm ever arrested the cops will ignore it, and that if I do get busted the judge will laugh it out of court. It has a small number of very useful inbuilt items like scissors and nail clippers. How do guys who don't carry a knife handle broken nails, it must be jutht awful.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:52 |
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BigBadSteve posted:How do guys who don't carry a knife handle broken nails, it must be jutht awful. Use your teeth. You can do some pretty amazing thing with those things if you approach problems with an open mind.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:55 |
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waitwhatno posted:Use your teeth. You can do some pretty amazing thing with those things if you approach problems with an open mind. forgoing using a tool to use your teeth, youre no better than an animal
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 14:57 |
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my Dada gave me a lil Swiss army knive and yes, is good. It comes in useful when my large bedroom fire door is not closing right and I need to make it close bc what I do in my room is private i do not like weapons, i used to have a bunch of guns but i didn't like the way i looked at them and i knew time would eventually find a way to put them in my mouth so i sold them to my roommate and bought a pug who only gets in my mouth sometimes on accident but eyyyy I don't mind I got drunk on beer and found a cool store with many knifes and tasers and pep sprays and my friend bought a brass knuckle taser thing and named it Electric Justice but me? well let me tell you I only got a dumb egyptian sword cane for when i go to the mall. still embarrassed by this bad investment
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 15:02 |
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I can't deny a knife or multitool might be useful to carry, but I've yet to need one a single time outside of the house after 38 years, so iunno.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 15:07 |
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I have a multi tool that I carry everywhere I use the pliers a whole lot because my fingers are made of wet labia and can't get a good grip on things.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 15:13 |
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Carrying a knife everywhere was a big deal to me between the age of 15 and 21. It magically went away once I finally got laid.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 15:14 |
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Pretend I posted a pic of that goon with his sweet every day carry. You know the one.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 15:19 |
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Gatekeeper posted:I need to make it close bc what I do in my room is private It's OK you can say wanking on this forum
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 15:20 |
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Why do people use knives to eat apples? Bet they pull it out to eat pizza, too.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 15:24 |
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When I have a problem with my bedroom door I get real tools out of my tool box.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 15:29 |
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sassassin posted:When I have a problem with my bedroom door I get real tools out of my tool box. Any room you're in becomes a tool box
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 15:44 |
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Toadvine posted:Any room you're in becomes a tool box He was even born out of a tool box.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 16:05 |
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i carry a buck knife and use it every day. also have a leatherman that i don't carry all the time but usually regret when i don't. i work in construction though so i guess if you're an it troll that hasn't seen the sun in 38 years your life experience might be different. i hate razor blades because fuckin painters leave them all over everything and they get rained on and rust and stain so no i don't carry a razor blade instead of a knife
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 16:15 |
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 16:16 |
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There are probably two or three times a week where having a pocket knife would be mildly handy. But then I remember that I have keys. Keys are like natures tiny saws. Ahhhh! when I was really little I woke up in the living room and the uncut version of this was playing on Chiller Theater. The one where it chops up the Gyaos bird monster and cuts of Gamera's arm and green blood is hosing the landscape. I was screaming because I thought it was on the news, and my mom ran in saying "It's not real". That freaked me out more because clearly she was lying since I could see it happening right there on TV. That goofy guy in a rubber suit still weirds me out a little to this day. Lord Frankenstyle fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Sep 5, 2016 |
# ? Sep 5, 2016 16:35 |
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BigBadSteve posted:Since carrying knives became illegal where I live in Australia, I only pack a 1 inch blade on my keyring. From crocodile dundee to this. Smdh
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 16:42 |
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i leave my pocket knife in my truck usually so its more a truck knife than a pocket knife
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 16:47 |
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 16:49 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:They are called cargo shorts. hth Do you actually wear cargo shorts stuffed full of crap
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 17:03 |
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I should really buy a pocket knife Not to carry but this thread reminded me how stupid it is that I have a decent amount of tools but whenever I need to cut or whittle I end up using one of my kitchen knives
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 17:05 |
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AugmentedVision posted:I should really buy a pocket knife get one of these they own and are cheap enough that it doesn't matter if you lose it or gently caress it up https://www.amazon.com/Sanrenmu-7010LUC-SA-Pocket-Folding-Knife/dp/B00GMMPIK2
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 17:15 |
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I still own this from when I was 14 or so, so its over 20 years old now. Still has no rust on it, but mine doesnt have the new cheap and crappy see through red plastic they use these days: I take it camping with me but no way am I carrying it day to day because It is useful as gently caress even just around the house though. Even comes with a toothpick and tweezers so I can maintain my non-existant beauty regime in a tent.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 17:18 |
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I just strap a bigass sword to my back like Conan whenever I go out. I work in an office, but you would be surprised how often it comes in handy.
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 17:35 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 18:12 |
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if you're comparing a two inch pocket knife to a sword you are straight retarded
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# ? Sep 5, 2016 17:42 |