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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
I've never needed a knife when out and about.

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Why do people use knives to eat apples?

Bet they pull it out to eat pizza, too.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
When I have a problem with my bedroom door I get real tools out of my tool box.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Not Nipsy Russell posted:

I carry a pocketknife because I find it useful when I need it.
I pretty much ignore it when I don't.
I cut my apples up because I like to see the worm before I eat it, and also I am not a horse.

I've done this since I got my Totin' Chip in scouts thirty five years ago when I was ten.

So that's my knife story.

Also, good lord Britain, what's going on that you people can't carry pocketknives?

We don't need them as we don't fantasise that we're cowboys out on the range on the 30 foot walk from air conditioned car to air conditioned office building.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

CaptainSarcastic posted:

If you don't see the benefit to having pliers, scissors, and screwdrivers readily at hand no matter where you are then I really just don't know what to say. Of all the tools on my pocketknife one of the ones that I use the least is the actual blade.

I don't see the benefit. Every time I've needed or even wanted those things I've been in places with access to real tools.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
How does anyone change their oil without a pocket knife?

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
To all the box-opening goons, do you ignore the pull tabs on your amazon packages of anime dvds just to pull out your knife?

Or is it strictly something you only use on your part-time warehouse job because the boss doesn't trust you with a site box cutter?

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