carrying a pocket knife

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > carrying a pocket knife

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

BigBadSteve posted:

Since carrying knives became illegal where I live in Australia, I only pack a 1 inch blade on my keyring.

It does not represent my penis size.

I'm hoping that if I'm ever arrested the cops will ignore it, and that if I do get busted the judge will laugh it out of court.

It has a small number of very useful inbuilt items like scissors and nail clippers. How do guys who don't carry a knife handle broken nails, it must be jutht awful.

From crocodile dundee to this. Smdh