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How big is your dick?
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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Mine is big :smuggo:

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Your mother had no complaints

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Bigger than yours but smaller than a baby carrot

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
A good poster would have established a set of rules for measuring your dick with illustrations and also some nude pics of his wife to help whip up a chub.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Dave_Indeed posted:

A good poster would have established a set of rules for measuring your dick with illustrations and also some nude pics of his wife to help whip up a chub.

The starting measuring point is as many inches behind your rear end in a top hat as it requires to.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
not a checkbox poll voted 1

Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!


Its p decent

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
ask your dad when his rectal transplant heals up

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
My mom says my dick is really cool and the girls at school only pick on me cause they are jealous.

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
im sorry that was uncalled for im just insecure about my babydick

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
AVERAGE FOR A MAN OF MY SIZE AND ETHNICITY THANK YOU VERY MUCH

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Hugh Mungus

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
oh, let's see, I'd say about *checks watch on dick* 10:30.

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax
big enough

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

looking for info on getting lipo on the fat pouch above my junk

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
It's very disappointing tbqh

stealin ur cool
Sep 5, 2016

by Smythe
BONE PRESSED ON NONBONE PRESSED

GLAMOR PORN SHOT OR ANATOMICAL

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

prick with tenure
May 21, 2007

Sorry, but that doesn't convulse my being.
i'm in the 5.12" - 10" range myself

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Ask you're mother op. :smugbert:

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
https://youtu.be/j_vrLGXUMGQ

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg

edit: my dick bench press 350 your dick couldn't shoplift at thrifty

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot
Trust me, its big.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Mine is, probably, extremely average and I am probably also an average lover.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Like I won't rock your world or anything. But I won't leave you thinking" never again" or anything like that, either. You'll probably leave a sexual liason with me in a mood like "well that was a nice enough time" and while you won't go out of your way to make it happen again, you won't be specifically "sad" if it does. I'm sort of like the sexual equivalent of, uh, House of cards season 4.

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
I have been waiting for this thread, too scared to whip it out myself

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
so big i call it "the large penis" and one day a lady will too

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
What's a better name for my dick: Mongo Homewrecker or Ginormo Cuckholder?

Boomstick Quaid fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Sep 5, 2016

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
*in sexual voice* I am profoundly average, sexually.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i sliced my dick in half lengthwise and pee out of the stump. i get a lot of infections but it is worth it.

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009

Serious Frolicking posted:

i sliced my dick in half lengthwise and pee out of the stump. i get a lot of infections but it is worth it.

Ole Frolicking's Bifurc Dick

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I have a MEDIOCRE PENIS

But it does its job well enough

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
My dick is in the top percentile of cocks

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Zzulu posted:

I have a MEDIOCRE PENIS

But it does its job well enough

ah, greetings.

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
Depends which one you're talking about

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
its so big it won't return my calls

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
:mediocre:

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