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and to answer your question, OP, i constantly disappoint myself, my wife and a few different doctors on a regular basis.
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*looks at the bottom left single A, then at camera, giving a thumbs up.*
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Sep 6, 2016 08:34
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girl have audibly sighed when thy've seen it. not great for the ol' self esteem my friends haha suicide soon
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Sep 6, 2016 09:15
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Pretty big, OP.
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Sep 6, 2016 09:40
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big enough to poke up against a lady and even though 4 layers of clothing separating she be on my junk within the hour
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Sep 6, 2016 09:56
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Not very long, but I can get friction out of a pickle jar.
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Sep 6, 2016 10:47
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Based on images goons post they do like their women's penis to be huge. Confirmed.
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Sep 6, 2016 12:40
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Germstore posted:Based on images goons post they do like their women's penis to be huge. Confirmed. If I see one more goon drooling over that frozen-faced tranny Bailey Jay I'm gonna puke all over my big gay dick (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 6, 2016 12:48
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All the girls agree I'm a dumb, ugly, self-centered, mean, boring retard that will never amount to anything and will die alone and unloved, but I never heard them complain about my package 
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Sep 6, 2016 14:04
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Boomstick Quaid posted:My dick is in the top percentile of cocks but i bet it makes shorts hard to wear
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Sep 6, 2016 14:07
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I thought the average was 4". This is very unsettling.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:04
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It's me i'm the 11 inch long 9.75 inch around cock
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Sep 6, 2016 18:51
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vyst posted:It's me i'm the 11 inch long 9.75 inch around cock what a coincidence I'm the same circumference, but 3.5 inches long. It's like three hockey pucks in a stack.
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Sep 6, 2016 18:55
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my dick is great, but i was accused of having "long balls" the other day and i cant stop laughing about it
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Sep 6, 2016 19:22
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old person balls
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Sep 6, 2016 19:24
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Pretty darn big, OP
GIANT OUIJA BOARD fucked around with this message at 11:08 on Sep 15, 2016 |
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Sep 15, 2016 11:01
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2.5 Inches. 
School Nickname fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Sep 15, 2016 |
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Sep 15, 2016 11:07
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Zzulu posted:old person balls I've been known to accidentally sit on my balls do not recommend
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Sep 15, 2016 11:24
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The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
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Sep 15, 2016 11:38
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My girlfriend loves my dick and says it's perfect, but according to that chart it is somewhere between enjoyable and satisfying which is ok I guess.
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Sep 15, 2016 11:49
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The average is 5.5? I thought it was 7. This is very settling.
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Sep 15, 2016 12:12
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How would that chart even get made? "We stuck a Hickory Farms Gourmet Sausage into 200 women and 95% of them rated it ideal."
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Sep 15, 2016 12:37
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Five out of Ten women rate my penis "satisfactory"
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Sep 15, 2016 13:17
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I've got one of those dicks where it seems disappointing when flaccid but once erect it's 8 inches which most of the women I've slept with seemed to enjoy.
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Sep 15, 2016 13:25
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do you have any idea how much less of a gently caress I would've given if I knew I had a big dick this whole time? what could you even say to me? "oh I killed your dog because you masturbate, son." I've got a big dick, idiot. you idiot.
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Sep 15, 2016 14:24
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I'm in the top 2% to 1% of the population depending on the study, but I have to be careful where I mention it on here. People seem to get pretty mad about it.
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Sep 15, 2016 14:26
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kinsey said the average was 6.5 inches for gay dudes and I was wondering wtf I kept ending up with tiny dicked men, jfc. that means I'm like a world class deepthroater too. I've been living an average dicked man's life with a big dicked man's dick. I can't believe no one told me. did they just assume I knew
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Sep 15, 2016 14:30
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LOL like women are good at judging how long dongs are. "My husband has a 9 inch cock!" (Husband has a 5 inch cock).
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Sep 15, 2016 14:37
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if it makes her squirt it's long enough
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Sep 15, 2016 20:42
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I have sores on my dick cause when I walk it's dragging along the ground.
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Sep 15, 2016 20:57
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Jack Trades posted:I have sores on my dick cause when I walk it's dragging along the ground. You got a sexy dick man it is pretty and hot.
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Sep 15, 2016 20:59
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The Saurus posted:I'm in the top 2% to 1% of the population depending on the study, but I have to be careful where I mention it on here. Hey everybody check out Clochettes husband over here he has a big dick ask him about gaping out his wife
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Sep 15, 2016 21:03
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too big to safely post about in this thread
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Sep 15, 2016 21:04
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Let's all touch each other's noodles
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Sep 15, 2016 21:07
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The Saurus posted:I'm in the top 2% to 1% of the population depending on the study, but I have to be careful where I mention it on here. I genuinely feel sorry for people who's got absolutely gigantic cocks. I remember watching this documentary about a dude with a horse-sized dong and according to him a ton of women want to gently caress him for novelty's sake but only once and the sex itself sucks cause they can't handle his dick.
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Sep 15, 2016 21:08
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gigawhite posted:I'm holding my dick up to the screen and I will use arrows to demonstrate its size starting now >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> how's that 4K monitor working out for you?
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Sep 15, 2016 21:24
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that's not how text rendering works 
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Sep 15, 2016 21:28
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not sure about size but it's got a very nice shape let me tell you
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Sep 15, 2016 21:47
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going to cut it off and throw it in a trash can today i'll measure it and check back afterwards
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you are what you eat
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