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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
YADIER loving MOLINA

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Yadi slam :swoon:


25 straight with a dinger. :allears:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Pirates honoring Clemente by crashing and burning right out of the gate

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




I'm a fan of the heckler sitting right next to a Fox Sports Midwest crowd-mic.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Incredibly hilarious and loud Pirates fan yelling "VOGELSONG YOU SUCK" and "RYAN VOGELSONG, RETIRE" after that Papa Slam™

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

achillesforever6 posted:

Pirates honoring Clemente by crashing and burning right out of the gate

:golfclap: I can appreciate the gallows humor. Good job.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I'm not sure what's more pathetic: giving up a grand slam in the top of the first, or Harrison letting Weaver strike him out after this sequence -

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Troy Queef posted:

I'm a fan of the heckler sitting right next to a Fox Sports Midwest crowd-mic.

Root Sports had a dude making out with a dog when they came back from the break. All in all, this has been a pretty great regional broadcast night so far.

E: Infield hit to the pitcher to start the second. Just twist that knife, guys.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


that was not strong base running

AegisP
Oct 5, 2008
That was also quite a throw from Joey Batts.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


buck just caught a foul ball. oracles i need to know what that means

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
preemptive congrats to Luis Cessa for setting a new career high in strikeouts.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Dansby inside-the parker. Maybe if the Nats hadn't kept Turner in the minors for contract leverage, he'd have learned what his own center field looks like by now.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Adams crushed that :stare:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Have I mentioned the Cardinals like dingers? Because they really like dingers.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Fat Adams hit's a dong into the Allegheny

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
DFA the Pirates.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/rtjr/status/773308580074323972
Remember this offseason when the Pirates did literally nothing to address glaring problems with their pitching and instead decided to cheap out and hope Ray Serage could repair misfit toys? God forbid they ever spend a loving dime on this team to win, no the Pirate way is to be as mediocre as possible so it will get the plebs coming and not mad enough to do anything about it.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
https://twitter.com/BKennedyStar/status/773309053296574465

heavens protect my Good Boy

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Awww, the Cubs aren't starting the two handsomest people on their team today.

No Russell or Russell. :(

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
RIZZOBOMB :woop:

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Hahaha, Rizzowns Peralta.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


RIZZOWNS! :woop:

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Rizzowns doesn't like Wily Coyote.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I like the stat that Rizzo was battling exactly .500 against Peralta before his HR (14 hits in 28 ABs) and 5 of those hits were HRs.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Rizzo homered off Wily so fast Len and JD didn't even have time to finish explaining how much Rizzo has owned Wily in his career. :lol:

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Pat Hughes was complaining Rizzo hit a dinger before he had a chance to say his stats against Wily.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Ah, so it's going to be one of those games.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Oh yeah, it's Hammel on the road

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Haha, nice start Hammel.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Gonna be one of those Hammel starts, eh?

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Pillar just having a time out there on the base paths

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Rizzo homered too fast for the announcers to explain how good Rizzo is against Wily, Villar homers too fast for the announcers to explain how good Hammel is against the Brewers. Baseball giveth, baseball taketh away.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah, this isn't going well for Hammel.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Better warm up the bullpen now.

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Stop pitching to Dozier, gently caress!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Just leave Hammel out there to sit in his own mess imo

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Hammel finally remembers he has zero stuff.

Wouldn't mind another early hook, Maddon.

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