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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Not watching, but I wanted to share an adorable story today:

So I was on the train this morning, and this father was with his daughter. She was about 3 or 4, at least.

At a stop, the daughter asks the dad "are we there yet?"

And he says "no baby, 5 more stops." Then he holds out his hand, extending all five fingers, and says to the girl "FIIIIIIVE. Come on baby, what does King Kong Bundy say?"

The daughter extends five fingers and goes "FIIIIIIIVE!"

Then a stranger gets on the train and the little girl throws her hand at her and yells "FIIIIIIVE" to the stranger as well.

loving adorable.

Okay enjoy bad booking everyone.

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

The_Rob posted:

Kevin steen is loving.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Dias posted:

Why is high fat and salt contents so good? is it Kevin Owens?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Brock Lesnar posted:

oh no the hurricane is coming i might lose power, please channel me your energy like goku and his spirit bomb

There is no hurricane. That thing was a made up thing. I got tropical storm warnings in NYC all weekend but I looked outside and poo poo was sunny as a motherfucker.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

The_Rob posted:

Charlotte is good why do so many people here poo poo on her.

I have no opinion of her work one way or the other since I haven't seen her in a while but she has no hips and that is just weird looking and I'm bothered that no one notices or cares. Her pants just fall right down because there's no hips to hold them.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

The_Rob posted:

She has no rear end that is true.

She's on HGH or some hormones right?

You know what that does to ladies, right?

:that smiley that's just a creepy grin:

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Nah I don't know.

Anyway, here's Charlotte's HGH clitoris: :pranke:

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Let's hope she didn't get into Chyna's stash :dong:

X-Pac or HHH?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Fenrir posted:

I realized Sasha is like 23 or 24 and had one of those moments where I felt like a disgusting old man.

It's okay, I have them all the loving time.

....23 or 24 is perfectly healthy to find attractive dude.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Cavauro posted:

senior citizens still gonna get poo poo for it

gently caress that, if i'm 70 i'll be hitting on every 23 year old I see. I don't give a fuuuukkkkk

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Dr. rear end posted:

Oh my god please let this turn into the genderswapped version of Mickie/Trish

Yes I agree please make them the male version of loving awful

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Dr. rear end posted:

Please post more about Charlotte's genitalia so you can get probated

No I was kidding that Mickie/Trish angle was SO GREAT and not a complete trash fire.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Dr. rear end posted:

ROLLINS VS SNEMO

Holy poo poo I just realized.

I'm fart blood.

You're Dr. rear end.

You are the yin to my yang.

Oh my god.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Dangerous Person posted:

You got your farts in his rear end

:yosbutt: <---his butt

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

triplexpac posted:

My wife was like that when we started dating, it was the best. She hated JBL so much

My wife used to make fun of me for watching wrestling. But the joke is on her; i'm cheating on her with her sister, best friend, mother, father, and karate instructor. And she signed a prenup so she can't get poo poo. I win! HA HA HA.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

The_Rob posted:

Same but with your wife.

I know. I was listening. I'm into that stuff. It's ASMR to me.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Who's ready for the Rob Lowe roast at 10?!?!

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

bartok posted:

I already met my quota for statutory rape jokes.

There is no quota for that.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I'm eating panela cheese

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Watching Tommy Boy on Comedy Central.

Bo Derek was only sort of hot.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Can't believe I'm saying this but David Spade is killing it as Roastmaster.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Ann Coulter is really uncomfortable at the Roast and I can't look at the screen because of how the jokes are clearly bothering her.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Jewel just took a poo poo on Ann Coulter.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Jimmy Carr just ethered Pete Davidson's dad and Ann Coulter.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

If this were Reddit, I'd call you a monster for promoting bulldogs because DON'T YOU KNOW THEY HURT TO BREATHE or something because redditors are terrible.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Dango Bango posted:

Isn't that pugs? Pretty sure it's pugs.

Pretty sure that's a bulldog but I can't tell when they are that young.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Dango Bango posted:

No I meant it's pugs that struggle to breathe or whatever

Bulldogs definitely have breathing problems. Maybe pugs do too, I don't know.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Chromatic posted:

im running late why is raw bad

It's been bad for like 14 years.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

OH MY GOD I LOVE MIKE PATTON.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

He is truly the best frontman ever. MotherFUCK Jagger and Plant.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

achillesforever6 posted:

And especially Anthony Kiedis, fucker screwed over Bungle because he had a dumb beef with Patton being a better frontman/singer than him.

Which is dumb because Mr. Bungle went way out there and still sounds fresh today, and Faith No More is one of the most consistent bands out there and got darker and darker with each album, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers have been awful forever.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Ann Coulter is literally shaking.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

The_Rob posted:

Niki glazer is doing a good job right now.

Nikki Glazer crushed.

It sucks that Schumer gets to carry the "female comic" banner because Nikki is much sharper and funnier in my opinion.

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

ShakeZula posted:

She was literally the only thing that kept me watching @midnight as long as I did.

Same here. Also any time Jim Norton was on that show. @midnight is only good when folks like them are on it.

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