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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
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several friends
Apr 7, 2015


I dunno maybe ask your dad

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
Like, good at getting to have it, or good once I'm having it?

Because either way no.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

no

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
depends if my dial is hard or floppy

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

well i'm good at doing sex

but bad at getting sex

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Tuxedo Gin posted:

well i'm good at doing sex

but bad at getting sex

You could try telling people you want to have sex with that youre good at it

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
yes op im the best actually

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
ama

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

the great deceiver posted:

yes op im the best actually

A name/post combo for the ages.

e: Yes, I realize my own username isn't doing a whole lot to convince anyone that I'm good at making sex either.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Ask your mom, op.

Edit:

big shags posted:

I dunno maybe ask your dad
gently caress.

Butthead
May 31, 2011
I have a big ole cock, but for the life of me I can't figure out how to use it :confused:

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Butthead posted:

I have a big ole cock, but for the life of me I can't figure out how to use it :confused:

Try writing my username on it and taking a photograph of it and posting the photo in this thread :P just kidding

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

Butthead posted:

I have a big ole cock, but for the life of me I can't figure out how to use it :confused:

Same, just a giant flaccid cock sitting there goin "welp now what?"

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
Well I'm just awful at sex but at least now I don't feel so bad about having a really small, pathetic penis. I mean, your guys's are huge so they're going to waste. Mine's awful but I didn't know what to do with it anyway.

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
For me sex is like, you know when you get the Ikea manual and it's like "use the Allen key to attach item D to item H" and you're like "what the gently caress is an Allen key?!"

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

cmndstab posted:

For me sex is like, you know when you get the Ikea manual and it's like "use the Allen key to attach item D to item H" and you're like "what the gently caress is an Allen key?!"

Wait, is your dick curved at a right angle and six-sided too?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Hot tip: try typing out The Howl using Morse code via her clitoris.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
probably below average overall but i'm really good at eating pussy

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im gay

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

exactly

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
I've been trained from childhood as a Sexhaver, treating each sexual position as a maximum cum zone, giving maximum pleasure on the maximum number of lovers, while keeping myself clear of the statistically-traditional trajectories of return fire. Through rote-mastery of the art, my cum-efficiency rises by noo less than 100%.

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

I.N.R.I posted:

Try writing my username on it and taking a photograph of it and posting the photo in this thread :P just kidding

Wry INRI on it when it's soft.

If, when hard, it'll say "Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum", you'll have seven years of good sex.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

I made a woman cum to a party so yes I would say I am good at sex

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
No not really

Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.
Surprise. I've never had sex.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Yeah, why?

drans
Sep 1, 2016
Ramrod XTreme
the first time we had sex my girlfriend cried it was so bad.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

Sex is when you just lie on top, right? I can do that without falling off so I guess I'm pretty great.

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
Most of the women I slept with said I was very good, but I suspect they just wanted a tip.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I shove my dick in as hard as i can and i pound that poo poo like a jackhammer until i cum 20 seconds later


i simply assume the female also cums

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

If you define sex as talking to women no I'm no good.

If you define sex as owning aquariums then yes I am good

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Is this seriously the guy people cried about in QCS when he got banned? I don't get it personally, but I'm actually cool so that will happen.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
my lips and rear end constantly smell like condoms

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
You give bjs with a condom??

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

H.H posted:

You give bjs with a condom??

i never said i was good at saex

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I come like every time. So I guess you could probably say I'm the best.


Plus I've had like three wives, so clearly I'm doing something right.

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Sometimes

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
im good at sax

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Looke
Aug 2, 2013

are you, op?

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