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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:21 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 00:34 |
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I dunno maybe ask your dad
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:22 |
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Like, good at getting to have it, or good once I'm having it? Because either way no.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:24 |
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no
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:25 |
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depends if my dial is hard or floppy
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:25 |
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well i'm good at doing sex but bad at getting sex
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:25 |
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Tuxedo Gin posted:well i'm good at doing sex You could try telling people you want to have sex with that youre good at it
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:26 |
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yes op im the best actually
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:27 |
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ama
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:27 |
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the great deceiver posted:yes op im the best actually A name/post combo for the ages. e: Yes, I realize my own username isn't doing a whole lot to convince anyone that I'm good at making sex either.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:29 |
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Ask your mom, op. Edit: big shags posted:I dunno maybe ask your dad
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:32 |
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I have a big ole cock, but for the life of me I can't figure out how to use it
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:32 |
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Butthead posted:I have a big ole cock, but for the life of me I can't figure out how to use it Try writing my username on it and taking a photograph of it and posting the photo in this thread :P just kidding
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:33 |
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Butthead posted:I have a big ole cock, but for the life of me I can't figure out how to use it Same, just a giant flaccid cock sitting there goin "welp now what?"
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:34 |
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Well I'm just awful at sex but at least now I don't feel so bad about having a really small, pathetic penis. I mean, your guys's are huge so they're going to waste. Mine's awful but I didn't know what to do with it anyway.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:35 |
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For me sex is like, you know when you get the Ikea manual and it's like "use the Allen key to attach item D to item H" and you're like "what the gently caress is an Allen key?!"
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:37 |
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cmndstab posted:For me sex is like, you know when you get the Ikea manual and it's like "use the Allen key to attach item D to item H" and you're like "what the gently caress is an Allen key?!" Wait, is your dick curved at a right angle and six-sided too?
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:38 |
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Hot tip: try typing out The Howl using Morse code via her clitoris.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:41 |
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probably below average overall but i'm really good at eating pussy
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:42 |
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im gay
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:43 |
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numberoneposter posted:im gay exactly
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:51 |
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I've been trained from childhood as a Sexhaver, treating each sexual position as a maximum cum zone, giving maximum pleasure on the maximum number of lovers, while keeping myself clear of the statistically-traditional trajectories of return fire. Through rote-mastery of the art, my cum-efficiency rises by noo less than 100%.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:51 |
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I.N.R.I posted:Try writing my username on it and taking a photograph of it and posting the photo in this thread :P just kidding Wry INRI on it when it's soft. If, when hard, it'll say "Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum", you'll have seven years of good sex.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:51 |
I made a woman cum to a party so yes I would say I am good at sex
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:53 |
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No not really
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:54 |
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Surprise. I've never had sex.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:56 |
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Yeah, why?
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:56 |
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the first time we had sex my girlfriend cried it was so bad.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:56 |
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Sex is when you just lie on top, right? I can do that without falling off so I guess I'm pretty great.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 08:56 |
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Most of the women I slept with said I was very good, but I suspect they just wanted a tip.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 09:01 |
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I shove my dick in as hard as i can and i pound that poo poo like a jackhammer until i cum 20 seconds later i simply assume the female also cums
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 09:03 |
If you define sex as talking to women no I'm no good. If you define sex as owning aquariums then yes I am good
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 09:07 |
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Is this seriously the guy people cried about in QCS when he got banned? I don't get it personally, but I'm actually cool so that will happen.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 09:10 |
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my lips and rear end constantly smell like condoms
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 09:16 |
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You give bjs with a condom??
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 09:17 |
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H.H posted:You give bjs with a condom?? i never said i was good at saex
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 09:18 |
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I come like every time. So I guess you could probably say I'm the best. Plus I've had like three wives, so clearly I'm doing something right.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 09:18 |
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Sometimes
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 09:19 |
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im good at sax
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 09:28 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 00:34 |
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are you, op?
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 09:29 |