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can someone explain to me how to have the sex
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Sep 6, 2016 09:41
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it's a tough question op and I'm not gonna share the answer with you
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Sep 6, 2016 09:58
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I have never disappointed a woman. Or a man.
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Sep 6, 2016 10:03
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Wulfolme posted:I have never disappointed a woman. i too have never had sex
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Sep 6, 2016 10:03
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Hot tip: try typing out The Howl using Morse code via her clitoris. seems like that would work better on dick
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Sep 6, 2016 10:03
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I'm in fact the sexing champion of the universe. PM me.
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Sep 6, 2016 10:48
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Sex is gross and so are girls
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Sep 6, 2016 11:25
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Jack Trades posted:I'm in fact the sexing champion of the universe. you dont have pm  can you just post all the hot tips you have here?? also how do i have sex but not touch anyone or let anyone near me
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Sep 6, 2016 11:37
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Nation posted:Sex is gross and so are girls Nation posted:can you just post all the hot tips you have here?? also how do i have sex but not touch anyone or let anyone near me Pro tip: 2D girls don't have any disadvantages of 3D girls and have many extra advantages. Clearly your problems come from interacting with the inferior 3D girls.
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Sep 6, 2016 11:54
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im not some dimensional shifter buddy, just a normal guy wearing a suicide vest in case the perimeter is breached, you got it?!?!
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Sep 6, 2016 11:58
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my hands often smell like condoms
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Sep 6, 2016 12:00
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I came in first didnt i?
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Sep 6, 2016 12:00
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Nation posted:im not some dimensional shifter buddy, just a normal guy In anime you can be anything you want.
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Sep 6, 2016 12:01
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Jack Trades posted:In anime you can be anything you want. MODS???!!!
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Sep 6, 2016 12:02
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I'm really awful at pretty much everything and have no useful skills or knowledge
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Sep 6, 2016 15:23
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I do not defile my bodily temple with the sullied flesh of western women, op It is... haram
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Sep 6, 2016 15:25
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I've blown out hundreds of anuses so I'd say I'm doing something right.
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Sep 6, 2016 15:29
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nah
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Sep 6, 2016 15:31
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I DON'T KNOW!!??
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Sep 6, 2016 15:33
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the cumin30seconds videos are too long
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Sep 6, 2016 15:40
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You could try telling people you want to have sex with that youre good at it
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Sep 6, 2016 15:42
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why is there a fountain of poo poo being sucked into the mouth of a fancier piece of poo poo?
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Sep 6, 2016 15:43
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"Sex???" Is this some kind of FYD troll thing??
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Sep 6, 2016 15:49
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a hole-y ghost posted:"Sex???" Is this some kind of FYD troll thing?? Yeah, it's when you troll someone's orifice of your choice with a penis or another phallic object.
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Sep 6, 2016 15:52
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I am GOD @sex
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Sep 6, 2016 16:00
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Id say i probably get a B+ from all the ladies. They usually request a repeat, so thats good.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:10
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That just means they didn't finish the first time.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:13
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The women I date are far too polite to give any criticisms.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:13
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I get to hear a lot that I take the strap-on like a champ, so I must be great.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:20
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17 out of 21 of my reviews were positive
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Sep 6, 2016 16:20
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for aids. sorry i should clarify
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Sep 6, 2016 16:21
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i would consider myself better at being blown while leaning back and trying not to make a weird face than i am at sex
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Sep 6, 2016 16:27
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It's one of the few things I'm actually good at. That, and making soup. poo poo, that's all I'm good at.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:29
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88h88 posted:Sex is when you just lie on top, right? I can do that without falling off so I guess I'm pretty great. Sex can also be about lying down and have someone else go through the efforts of not falling off, though it's not as risky for them, usually.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:41
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No one has ever filled out the complaint cards I leave on the night stand
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Sep 6, 2016 16:45
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I did but the drop box was full
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Sep 6, 2016 16:48
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I used to have some skills at giving the sex, now I'm old and don't really give a good gosh darn. also:
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Sep 6, 2016 16:56
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criscodisco posted:That just means they didn't finish the first time. Usually it means they did and i get repeat business. Ama.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:58
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where did that dick sucking thread go??? can we exchange tips????
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