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What is the drunkest you have ever been. How much did you drink and what happened.
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Sep 6, 2016 11:48
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i drank too much at a party once and passed out, and then the op raped me. rapist! RAPIST! im gonna loving kill you op!
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Sep 6, 2016 11:52
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First time I drank more than half a beer. It was my friends birthday party, I was 15. I started with 1/2 litre bottles of beer. Had like 8 of them, I think? At one point became violently ill and threw up in the toilet, continued drinking (oh, the folly of youth) - tequila shots. By about the third one I blacked out. Came to when I was carried by four friends to my house. Every few minutes I would say "Let my go, I can walk by myself" and proceeded to collapse on the sidewalk. Next day was the most nauseous I've ever been up to that point, and it lasted until the evening. My friends told me that during my blacked out state I would come up to girls and asked them to dance, and when they politely refused I just danced alone. Apparently they filmed it, unfortunately I've never had the chance to see it before it was lost.
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Sep 6, 2016 11:58
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i shared a bottle of whiskey with my best friend when i was 14-15 nothing quite like it op
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Sep 6, 2016 12:36
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Had 11 lagers, half a litre of moonshine (60-70%) and my friends had to drag me back to the cottage on a sleigh (thanks gently caress it was winter). When I woke up I've found a giant pentagram drawn in the snow with ashes and the toilet bowl sitting outside the main door with a poop in it. To this day nobody is sure who did it or why.
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Sep 6, 2016 12:49
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this one time i woke up in the hospital
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Sep 6, 2016 12:51
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yogizh posted:Had 11 lagers, half a litre of moonshine (60-70%) and my friends had to drag me back to the cottage on a sleigh (thanks gently caress it was winter). When I woke up I've found a giant pentagram drawn in the snow with ashes and the toilet bowl sitting outside the main door with a poop in it. To this day nobody is sure who did it or why. noice
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Sep 6, 2016 12:52
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I drank lots of beer and lots of very alcoholic punch which kept getting topped up with more liquor. I rolled out of a taxi in the main street and lay there for a while till the cars beeping at me woke me up, then I went home and punched through a plane of glass in my back door to gain access to my house.
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Sep 6, 2016 12:53
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First time I ever drank alcohol I went berserk on tequila, vodka and beer. Long story short I broke into my classmate and casual acquaintance's house at 5.30am, waking up his mother, and stayed the night. They pulled out a mattress and let me sleep on it, to thank them I pissed myself as I slept.
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Sep 6, 2016 12:55
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H.H posted:First time I drank more than half a beer. It wasn't actually lost. Anyway once a fried was passing out big chunks of cheese and I had been really drunk and high and escaped a hot box in time to vomit a cake of yellow cheese on the curb
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Sep 6, 2016 12:57
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One time i drank a lot and ended up in the hospital getting my stomach pumped. LOL
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Sep 6, 2016 13:01
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I died of alcohol poisoning.
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Sep 6, 2016 13:03
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me and a buddy killed a handle of cheap whiskey and walked to a music venue. I convinced bartenders to give me drinks at half the price. Threw said drink at the band playing and then preceeded to cover the toilets in super glue and fake dinosaurs. Roomate gave me a ride home, threw up in van and then hooked up with a broad. All while coming in and out of conciousness.
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Sep 6, 2016 13:17
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My friend challenged me to do more shots of Jameson than him. I had already had like a pint of vodka at that point so I agreed. I won but ended up getting lost in the garden part of my apartment complex for an hour before waking up my roommates b/c I was too drunk to use a key. Also I puked blood all over the rug but i used that carpet cleaner you use to clean up cat puke on it immediately so it only stained a little.
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Sep 6, 2016 13:38
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My favorite dive used to open back up at 6 am to cater to early morning drunks. There are more than you would expect, some 3rd shifters get off around that time. Anyway I have a startlingly clear memory of opening that bitch up not the first but the SECOND day of a continuous bender. I had a side job at a bakery at that time and had partied for 2 days then gone in and worked that poo poo, then my boyz and I decided to hit up the dive. I had a double bourbon and coke or three. I was getting toward just buzzed because of the four hours I had spend boxing bread. I got back to frunk level and then passed out a few hours later. "THIS is the loving LIFE" is what i was thinking the whole time. Can't do that anymore though. I'd be passed out 40 hours earlier.
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Sep 6, 2016 13:46
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Once got a public intox and blew a .46. I had the highest recorded BAC at the local jail for a fair amount of time.
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Sep 6, 2016 13:56
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Robokomodo posted:Once got a public intox and blew a proud of you
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Sep 6, 2016 13:57
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I can be extremely trashed and still vaguely remember what happened or what I did, but a handful of times I actually blacked out. unfortunately the story is quite boring then, sorry OP.
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Sep 6, 2016 14:47
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i dont recall possibly tho when i ran full sprint into a giant chain link fence and got tossed skyward and i woke to my shirt being torn apart and covered in dried blood earned me the nickname 'fence' for awhile
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Sep 6, 2016 14:48
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One time I drank a bottle of whiskey in an hour and passed out in the hallway leading to the bathroom in my friend's girlfriend's house. Also the night that I got raped by a woman which I didn't know was possible.
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Sep 6, 2016 14:55
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when i was 19 i was in thailand and drank a fifth of vodka mixing it with these box things of chocolate milk spent like an hour endlessly vomiting in the bathtub of my nasty hotel praying for death and woke up in a couple inches of vomity water with burst blood vessels in my face then got on 4 hour plane ride that afternoon good times E. oh yeah that morning half dead hungover in a bar i watched the live coverage of saddam getting hung on cnn that was surreal as hell BIG PUFFY NIPS fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Sep 6, 2016 |
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Sep 6, 2016 15:02
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I drank so much on my birthday last year I wet the bed FYI. I did get a new mattress and am over 400 days without wetting the bed so far.
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Sep 6, 2016 15:25
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Kuato posted:I drank so much on my birthday last year I wet the bed FYI. I did get a new mattress and am over 400 days without wetting the bed so far. should ajust flipped it and saved the money imho
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Sep 6, 2016 15:26
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Don't remember OP but my wife was mad at me for a long while.
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Sep 6, 2016 15:37
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yogizh posted:Had 11 lagers, half a litre of moonshine (60-70%) and my friends had to drag me back to the cottage on a sleigh (thanks gently caress it was winter). When I woke up I've found a giant pentagram drawn in the snow with ashes and the toilet bowl sitting outside the main door with a poop in it. To this day nobody is sure who did it or why. Are you Nordic? This is amazing. I want to party with you.
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Sep 6, 2016 15:39
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When my pal and I drank a shitton of Vodka when we were like 13, I think we polished off nearly an entire bottle. That was incredible, we spent the entire time yelling at people online in video games and then watched a movie. Probably the most fun I've had when I was drunk.
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Sep 6, 2016 15:40
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Drank a bottle of whiskey with a couple friends and puked on my shoes while taking a poo poo.
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Sep 6, 2016 15:42
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Cognac. I got so drunk that I had to hold onto the earth to keep from flying off into space. 5/5
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Sep 6, 2016 15:50
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Trick question
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Sep 6, 2016 15:51
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I drank too many cups of "Party Juice" because it tasted just like real juice and hten blacked out within 20 minutes
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Sep 6, 2016 15:54
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Uncle Salty posted:Are you Nordic? This is amazing. I want to party with you. Slavic, but those friends of mine used to listen to a lot of nordic death metal. Explains the pentagram a little.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:01
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Finished work at 14:00 on a Saturday, got a phone call saying that a bunch of Polish friends were having a house party and to come round. Can remember up until about 19:00. Consciousness resumed around 15:00 on a Tuesday - I was wearing a very well tailored 3 piece suit, had around £700 in cash in my pocket, had a very neatly stitched head wound and was about 100 miles away from where the party was. Two poker chips in my wallet - but from a casino about 140 miles away from where I ended up. Went into work on Wednesday convinced I was fired for missing my Sunday shift - turns out I'd shown up on time, worked away fine but was a little quiet, and then left. Never did find out what happened.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:03
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I genuinely can't pick one because there are so many to choose from.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:10
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Drank jungle juice at a party once. Things were going well... kisses a girl, kissed a boy... and then... spewed pink vomit all over. Everyone puking pink vomit all over. Bathrooms full. 15+ people have alcohol poisoning and are vomiting / passing out. The few sober people that got paid to DD are doing everything short of calling an ambulance. One person got taken to the ER. Several had to be brought home to their parents. I end up in my own car, with my friend driving it back to his place. Wake up to Gatorade and Subway. Friend told me that I almost Jimi Hendrixed, but not to be embarrassed because everyone was making a mess. Turns out someone put like 3x the alcohol in the punch bowl. Lesson: Don't drink what other people mix
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Sep 6, 2016 16:11
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17, parent's liquor, by myself. i had to spend the night on the bathroom floor with my face on the tiles to this day i can't go near cognac Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Sep 6, 2016 |
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Sep 6, 2016 16:17
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yogizh posted:Slavic, but those friends of mine used to listen to a lot of nordic death metal. Explains the pentagram a little. how many of your friends listen to temnozor
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Sep 6, 2016 16:25
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I was working as an RA and playing Ring of Fire with the other RAs and my immediate supervisor. We had the King's Cup (I think it was a 20 oz cup) in the middle, and the first three people to pull a King would pour some of what they were drinking into it. I pull the fourth King and had to drink the whole thing. I still remember chugging the contents, leaning back in my chair, and thinking, "That was a mistake," before blacking out. Apparently I tried to help someone who had gotten locked out of their dorm room, propositioned my supervisor, managed to take a massive poo poo (in the toilet!), and woke up with puke on the floor next to my bed. Almost 100% certain one of my coworkers had to help me back to my room and possibly onto the shitter.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:32
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I don't drink
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Sep 6, 2016 16:32
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Got really drunk at my uncle's new year's party and fell through part of his wall.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:37
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Drank about 30 oz of gin in a few hours, ate a bag of baby carrots in about 15 minutes and ended up throwing up pretty drat fast after that. It was like a melted creamsicle in the toilet.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:38
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