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Olympic Poker?
Hell yeah
No
I don't like Poker, make it Bridge instead
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H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
Make it a cash game.

Every country can buy-in as much as it can afford.


Let's squeeze the African lemon dry (well, drier than it already is) :getin:

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
nation easily claims the first post

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



If they made making bad threads an olympic sport then OP would win the gold!

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Switzerland wins gold, America and Germany go bankrupt and have to sell most of their heavy weaponry to Saudi Arabia, who did not compete for religious reasons. Sounds solid OP.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Russian roulette and dont say Sochi

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

KomodoWagon posted:

Switzerland wins gold, America and Germany go bankrupt and have to sell most of their heavy weaponry to Saudi Arabia, who did not compete for religious reasons. Sounds solid OP.

America sends Ivey or Helmuth, the Scandinavian countries have some solid potential, even Israel has Elezra (though he won't make it past the 1st round).

Who the gently caress will represent Switzerland?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
they should making taking hundreds of dicks up the rear end a sport, for the op's sake. your family will finally be proud of you!

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
I wish the PITR subforum came back.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

H.H posted:

America sends Ivey or Helmuth, the Scandinavian countries have some solid potential, even Israel has Elezra (though he won't make it past the 1st round).

Who the gently caress will represent Switzerland?

Anyone. Doesn't even need to be someone who's played poker before, they'll just keep dumping money into the game until they eventually win by sheer force of statistics.

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Serious Frolicking posted:

they should making taking hundreds of dicks up the rear end a sport, for the op's sake. your family will finally be proud of you!

Good idea. I'll have your mom lick off the cum after every ejaculation to keep my rear end in a top hat nice and clean.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Weak

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

H.H posted:

Good idea. I'll have your mom lick off the cum after every ejaculation to keep my rear end in a top hat nice and clean.

so you invited my mom to watch you take hundreds of dicks up the rear end? that's pretty weird.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Poker? I hardly know her

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

Pretty weak comeback for a guy that takes that many cocks up the bum.

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Serious Frolicking posted:

so you invited my mom to watch you take hundreds of dicks up the rear end? that's pretty weird.

She was my coach, being the undefeated champion for many years.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



I was joking btw OP I like your threads

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
wait, you needed someone to teach you how to be hosed up the rear end?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i think they should make competitve eating an olympic sport

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
as long as they ban people wearing hats and sunglasses at the table cause that is bitchmade cheating and also kinda rude when you think about it

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Sonofsilversign posted:

as long as they ban people wearing hats and sunglasses at the table cause that is bitchmade cheating and also kinda rude when you think about it

what about muslim countries with women poker players? makes you think

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Sonofsilversign posted:

as long as they ban people wearing hats and sunglasses at the table cause that is bitchmade cheating and also kinda rude when you think about it

wearing hats and sunglasses indoors should be illegal if you are not in the blues brothers

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
hehehe can it be strip poker hehehehehe

:mamacita:

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Quote-Unquote posted:

I was joking btw OP I like your threads

:hf:


Serious Frolicking posted:

wait, you needed someone to teach you how to be hosed up the rear end?

At that level it's more an artform than a sport, really.

She is a true virtuoso, you should be proud.
Sure, she moved on to much bigger dicks after starting with yours, but you shouldn't be jealous.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Smash it Smash hit posted:

what about muslim countries with women poker players? makes you think

they should get those french cops to force them to strip at the table that'd put some butts in the seats

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'm laughing pretty hard right now. your attempt at owning me is "i am just as big of a cum dumpster as your mom".

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Voted no and Hell ya

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

there was a actual campaign for this with tv commercials and everything like a decade ago

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

yeah pokin her in the rear end am i right boys?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Gambling is sinful and an addiction

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

H.H posted:

Make it a cash game.

Every country can buy-in as much as it can afford.


Let's squeeze the African lemon dry (well, drier than it already is) :getin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Should have a world slot tournament where world leaders have to play the stupid machine and mash buttons like retards IMO

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
They should make real Football an Olympic game so America can own the rest of the world in yet another sport.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
phil hellmuth will roll everyone :grin:

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I think Magic the Gathering should also be a Olympic sport. maybe Agricola too

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

counter-strike

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

H.H posted:

Make it a cash game.

Every country can buy-in as much as it can afford.


Let's squeeze the African lemon dry (well, drier than it already is) :getin:


delicious lemon juice

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Add it to the paralympics. I want to see five autistic people in the same poker game.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Egbert Souse posted:

Add it to the paralympics. I want to see five autistic people in the same poker game.
i want to see five armless paralympians play it and they have to use their mouths to do everything. first one to swallow a chip is eliminated immediately.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
In exactly 24 years, videogames will be an olympic sport

In 84 years, videogames will be the only olympic sports

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

H.H posted:

America sends Ivey or Helmuth, the Scandinavian countries have some solid potential, even Israel has Elezra (though he won't make it past the 1st round).

Who the gently caress will represent Switzerland?

Lol America sends Helmuth

Ivey, Galfond or Dwan

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