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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i just poured out all the leftovers from the 100s of shooters in my trash can and i was able to cobble together2. pls i got some painkillers and weed edibles

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

maybe ill just drink seltzers and PRETEND to be drunk

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

numberoneposter posted:

maybe ill just drink seltzers and PRETEND to be drunk

im on day 2 and alread hosed that up so i might have to figure out to get out of here with out anyone noticing

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
maybe ill call an ambulance

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
Get out of where? Where are you, dad gay?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
yeah I think I might be low on beers at home, that is a problem

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Smythe posted:

Me too. I drink a big bucket of cum and puss every drat night. Fortunately, it's easy for me to resupply by lancing and draining my backne and jacking off to pov asmr videos.

hot drat the mods made a good post

the end is nigh

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

Macasaurus posted:

im givin your wife a "screwdriver" right now

Good! It's been ten months now.

I hope she's in a better mood and she'll let me see our dog now then?

I really miss her!














She's a small ruby King Charles Cavalier. Really cute!

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

dad gay. so what posted:

i just poured out all the leftovers from the 100s of shooters in my trash can and i was able to cobble together2. pls i got some painkillers and weed edibles

Ok srsly DGSW.... Help.... NOW!

That's some seriously hosed up problems, right there. You're not even ironically posting this, are you? That's what it's come to? Dude, get some f'ing help. And I'm sayin' this as a fellow drunk.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
the most pathetic combination of words in the english language is my ex wife made me go to aa

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

Enfield posted:

the most pathetic combination of words in the english language is my ex wife made me go to aa

I could not agree with you more, Cinderblock

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!
Join the club. I've found that I can replace all forms of solid food with alcohol.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

RestingB1tchFace posted:

Join the club. I've found that I can replace all forms of solid food with alcohol.
how come i can drink beer (a liquid) and my body makes poop (a solid)?

Healthy Nut Snack
Mar 23, 2016

dad gay. so what posted:

maybe ill call an ambulance

Stay safe, poor limacine creature.

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
If I wasn't so stingy with money, I'd probably have a drinking problem by now.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Mozi posted:

i dunno it comes and goes. if you don't make the decision to buy booze it's easier to not drink it. if you can make some marijuana edibles you can just knock yourself out with those after work and sidestep the whole thing

basically this if hard drugs arent an option

2 hours ago i had to fight myself from stopping at the liquor store after work and now 2 hours later im absolutely copacetic because the edibles are starting to kick in. Larry Hagman would be proud, he knew what was up

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

hth posted:

hot drat the mods made a good post

the end is nigh

It wasn't that good

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

i went to the emergency room theo ther day and they said i had to top. also i went to the doctor today and she gave me something for withdrawals so i guess you could see see you in hell, OP

doctors don't know anything, the only difference between them and us is a piece of paper

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i got blackout drunk last night and tweeted a bunch of abuse at vanilla ice. i plan on doing the same tonight but im out of vodka so it's gonna be tricky

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Eh, I don't think drinking is all that fun tbh. :shrug:

you take that back right now mister

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


I try to rotate my drinking with other drugs, keeps things nice and fresh

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the thread title is as if

i carefully grew a drinking problem like a bonsai tree, tending it and carefully adjusting its growth, until it finally came to embody something greater than itself - art, and life

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i'm drinking beer interspersed with whiskey shots ama

SpaghetioSexNoises
Aug 16, 2015
moderate drinking is max 14 drinks a week, so I save all my drinks for Saturday night. No problem here :twisted:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Currently drinking a Busch beer

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


SpaghetioSexNoises posted:

moderate drinking is max 14 drinks a week, so I save all my drinks for Saturday night. No problem here :twisted:

wait how long is aweek again

SpaghetioSexNoises
Aug 16, 2015
It's 7 days usually

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
I'm so drubk you are posting from the future

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!

numberoneposter posted:

how come i can drink beer (a liquid) and my body makes poop (a solid)?

That's your body rejecting your liver.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i love too drank alcohil

Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

SpaghetioSexNoises posted:

It's 7 days usually

if the bodybuilding.com forums are to be believed its 8

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Tom Gorman posted:

wait how long is aweek again
i find i drink the most in Smarch

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
i'm drinking mickeys at work RIGHT NOW and performing so i guess it's not a problem

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