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Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
you know...the one who actually reads books, plays RPGs, wears a spike collar, listens to a lot of a7x/fob/mcr, sneers at cool guys and jocks who always get the hottest chicks in school because they're normal people, actually know how to talk to girls, and probably have bigger dicks than you?

don't worry, we won't judge you









much

Junior Jr. fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Sep 7, 2016

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Nerds are smart. I was a dork.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i hosed your mom

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i joined SA while i was in high school, in 2014

what do you think

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
I post here, don't I?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i played varsity sports and went to 3 proms :chord:

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
i also played all the sports

i was champion varsity upperclassman ... with honors!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I watched a lot of Star Trek and Dr. Who.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I went to a school made of nerds, so does it count if you were the cool kid relative to them?

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

i think i was in a world of warcraft raid on prom night

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
I never went to prom night because I can't dance

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
I was popular in high school, sorry you missed out everyone else!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

But you can dance if you want to

You can leave your friends behind

Cause your friends don't dance and because they don't dance well,

they can all get cancer and suck a big fat dick

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

jon joe posted:

I was popular in high school, sorry you missed out everyone else!

Are you still popular?

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Macasaurus posted:

i think i was in a world of warcraft raid on prom night

I spent all of prom night drinking with other miserable single shitheads and absolutely nothing has changed

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

drat horror queefs posted:

I spent all of prom night drinking with other miserable single shitheads and absolutely nothing has changed

i just bought the new world of warcraft expansion

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
I stood outside my prom for a while but i wasn't allowed to go in because I had dropped out, gotten the equivalency and taken a job a year and a half before. dot com bust took my college fund, it was definitely the better move than wasting time graduating proper for no reason

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i was a teenage suicide, and they held a remembrance in the gymnasium with grief counselors available after

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
sophomore year the crust punk died of bacterial meningitis and it was hilarious seeing all the girls who showed up for his memorial. they were so callous when he was alive and suddenly full of emotion and love when he died of being dirty

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Drink Cheerwine posted:

i was a teenage suicide, and they held a remembrance in the gymnasium with grief counselors available after

cool

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
100% true story

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Macasaurus posted:

i think i was in a world of warcraft raid on prom night
couple friends and i spent prom night watching a lovely horror movie about vampires, of which i only remember two scenes:

- a nurse catches on fire, screams for like ten seconds and runs around catching the room on fire, and then jumps out the window
- a dude getting killed by a vampire while Blue Oyster Cult plays in the background

also we played mario party and my friend's new dog keep biting my shoelaces and untying them, the little poo poo :argh:

e: oh hey, i found the movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yBH6lhRBOQ

symbolic fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Sep 7, 2016

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
my eyarbook photo:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
:eyepop:

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Are you still popular?

I'm #1 GBS superstar jon pop joe

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Smythe posted:

my eyarbook photo:



cool

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Smythe posted:

my eyarbook photo:



Taken 4/20
turnup lol

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Smythe posted:

my eyarbook photo:



4/20 never 4get

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I walked everywhere with this blasting from ipod earbuds around my neck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g

I had to turn it all the way up to create a sonic barrier against all the pussy throwing itself at me

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

I went from total nerd to looking like kevin shields before he got fat. After a certain point I didn't get picked on and everyone wrongly assumed I was into drugs. It was P boring, but at least I got laid.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


yes all the way through high school and still

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i hosed your mom

I'm his mom :bigtran:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

no i wasn't a nerd in high school.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

I WAS COOL, OK?!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I bet Hell YEAH was in band

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Hell Yeah posted:

I WAS COOL, OK?!

I bet you have a nekkid lady tattoo

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i went home and hosed the prom queen

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Hell Yeah posted:

I WAS COOL, OK?!

how many unusually sided dice do you own

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

JiveHonky posted:

I bet you have a nekkid lady tattoo

when i flex my forearm muscles she dances

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Iron Prince posted:

how many unusually sided dice do you own

i need some for one of my hobbies. owning dice isn't a crime

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