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Roasts seem weird to me. Like, how often do these people actually know each other? I mean, what relation do Anne Coulter and Jimmy Carr have to Rob Lowe?
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I just saw a run down on the burns against her and jesus loving brutal christ how is she not dead.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:13
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Smash it Smash hit posted:i have a source that says you are a turd eater. checks out Fuckkkk pissss
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Sep 7, 2016 19:13
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Red Suit posted:Fuckkkk pissss this is you *immitates someone eating a bowl of poop*
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Sep 7, 2016 19:14
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Political jokes date the gently caress out of whatever they're involved in so therefore they are poop. Now poop jokes. Those are timeless.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:27
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"This is not the roast of pete davidson's father.That was in 2001."
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Sep 7, 2016 19:30
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cuck cuck im gay posted:“I’m honored to share this stage with a patriot, Rob Riggle, thank you for your service. You were a Marine for over 20 years, you’ve seen things no man should have seen, including ‘The Daily Show’ with Trevor Noah.” decent
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Sep 7, 2016 19:49
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Whorelord posted:I mean, what relation do Anne Coulter and Jimmy Carr have to Rob Lowe? Jimmy Carr is a thing in the US now?
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Sep 7, 2016 19:53
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Shin00bie posted:Jimmy Carr is a thing in the US now? yeah people drive jimmy cars all over the place
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Sep 7, 2016 19:53
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cuck cuck im gay posted:I didn't see Mike Pence there Sorry I meant that big toothy comedian guy.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:55
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Red Suit posted:I heard the jokes have to be approved by the person getting joked on. I have no source to confirm, sadly. That would certainly take the punch away from them though. The roasted gives them a list that's absolutely off bounds and everything else is fair game Source: I remember that the thing that trump didn't want any jokes about was how much of a massive liar he was wrt how much money he has
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Sep 7, 2016 19:58
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jewel's boobs in that vid are the jimmy carr of boobs
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Sep 7, 2016 20:00
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i once almost got in a fist fight with jewels current boyfriend
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Sep 7, 2016 20:02
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Her jokes were terrible but she also suffers from having the most annoying voice in the world. Seriously what accent is that even supposed to be?
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Sep 7, 2016 20:05
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:"This is not the roast of pete davidson's father.That was in 2001." god drat
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Sep 7, 2016 20:06
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MalarkeyToboggan posted:Her jokes were terrible but she also suffers from having the most annoying voice in the world. Seriously what accent is that even supposed to be? from Hell
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Sep 7, 2016 20:07
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those are some really worn out jokes
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Sep 7, 2016 20:10
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I was trying to roast Ann Coulter last night but I couldn't keep it up with Bill Maher's smirking mug right in my face.
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Sep 7, 2016 20:10
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Gazpacho posted:those are some really worn out jokes It is a roast. If you are expecting funny cutting edge jokes you will be disappointed. I only paid attention because of how much I hate Ann Coulter.
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Sep 7, 2016 20:12
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Smash it Smash hit posted:yeah people drive jimmy cars all over the place In that case I hope he didn't oh-fender.
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Sep 7, 2016 20:17
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I don't get the "roasts" because probably a good 80% of the "roasting" is on the other people there that aren't the subject of the roast, and then the last few minutes are "and oh by the way this guy's a total fucker too lol".
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Sep 7, 2016 20:22
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yeah I never really got that either
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Sep 7, 2016 20:22
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Her jokes are alright
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Sep 7, 2016 20:28
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Fried Watermelon posted:Glad all of her joke punchlines were political and only work if you already think Obama, Hillary, and Democrats are a good joke by themselves.
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Sep 7, 2016 20:29
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as far as i can tell when a group of comedians get together they just riff on each other constantly so at some point one of them was probably like "hey let's make this into a show" and then you get roasts.
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Sep 7, 2016 20:30
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Yes she was terrible. Who gives a poo poo? Attacking somebody like Ann Coulter is not remotely edgy or brave or "necessary". We get it; you are morally outraged by the woman. Every sick burn by other comedians on her consisted of the same punchline: she is a racist. Wow! Racism is bad?? I did not know that until this brave resistance started getting vocal about it the last few years, I tell ya.
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Sep 7, 2016 20:30
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Secular Humanist posted:Yes she was terrible. Who gives a poo poo? My roast on Secular Humanist : Heh nice meltdown.
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Sep 7, 2016 20:35
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Secular Humanist posted:Yes she was terrible. Who gives a poo poo? Uh you'd have a point if she weren't very well liked by an extremely large number of people and she weren't very famous making millions from her books. How do you not get this
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Sep 7, 2016 20:37
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:"This is not the roast of pete davidson's father.That was in 2001." quote:Scott was last seen running up the stairs of the Marriott World Trade Center Hotel, just prior to its collapse. Davidson, who was eight years old at the time, was profoundly affected by the loss. He told The New York Times, "It was overwhelming", and would often act out in school as a result of the trauma, at one point ripping his hair out until he was bald Bringing that up is a deep, psychological ownage the likes of which I'll never achieve. Semper Fi.
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Sep 7, 2016 20:37
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Business Gorillas posted:The roasted gives them a list that's absolutely off bounds and everything else is fair game During the Shatner roast the only thing off limits were jokes about his wife (who had drowned like a month or two before). Typically the boundaries are "dude that's really over the line, not cool" stuff like that, but Trump was an extra whiny bitch (or shrewd negotiator) and got a lot of kids-gloves poo poo banned. GRILLARY CLINTON posted:jewel's boobs in that vid are the jimmy carr of boobs 
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Sep 7, 2016 20:41
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Smash it Smash hit posted:this is you *immitates someone eating a bowl of poop* I laughed harder at this post than at any of the jokes from the roast thing
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Sep 7, 2016 20:48
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Why the gently caress is Jimmy Carr there?
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Sep 7, 2016 20:51
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Blistex posted:During the Shatner roast the only thing off limits were jokes about his wife (who had drowned like a month or two before). Typically the boundaries are "dude that's really over the line, not cool" stuff like that, but Trump was an extra whiny bitch (or shrewd negotiator) and got a lot of kids-gloves poo poo banned. 
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Sep 7, 2016 20:52
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Flesh Forge posted:I laughed harder at this post than at any of the jokes from the roast thing You might be a little too young to know who those people were on the stage.
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Sep 7, 2016 20:52
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all sorts of valid points were raised in this thread.. but my fellow goons, I lay unto you a simple, yet fair-minded, question. would you pork ann coulter y/n? looking forward to your prompt replies
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Sep 7, 2016 20:52
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:You might be a little too young to know who those people were on the stage. tbh I was so busy fuckin your mom I never had time to watch entertainment tonight
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Sep 7, 2016 20:56
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Secular Humanist posted:Yes she was terrible. Who gives a poo poo? roasts are about building a winning democratic coalition between rich white people and their chromatically-enhanced servants, and i would say tha t this roast of robe lowe was a success that i did not watch.
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Sep 7, 2016 20:57
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Paranoid Peanut posted:all sorts of valid points were raised in this thread.. but my fellow goons, I lay unto you a simple, yet fair-minded, question. would you pork ann coulter y/n? You know that one dude's avatar that's a duck hollering about liberals? That's what her pillow talk is like.
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Sep 7, 2016 20:59
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GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:You know that one dude's avatar that's a duck hollering about liberals? That's what her pillow talk is like. wow please dont be so erotic some of us still have things to do today
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Sep 7, 2016 21:02
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cuck cuck im gay posted:I found a transcript of her actual jokes but try to find a vid if you can I'm reading these roasts and they're making me do a very long, drawn out and strained "heh" that comes mostly thru my teeth.
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