did anyone else see Ann Coulter try to roast last night?

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Hadaka Apron: Feb 12, 2015

I never thought I would feel sorry for Ann Coulter, but now I feel a little bad for her since Milo made her obsolete.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 01:27

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 07:32

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Hadaka Apron posted:

I never thought I would feel sorry for Ann Coulter, but now I feel a little bad for her since Milo made her obsolete.

She went there and got what she wanted :confused:

I mean half of the jokes directed at her were dumb hurrrrrr her pussy huurrrrrrrrrrrr

She knew what she was in for

# ? Sep 8, 2016 01:31

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

mdm posted:

She went there and got what she wanted

I mean half of the jokes directed at her were dumb hurrrrrr her pussy huurrrrrrrrrrrr

She knew what she was in for

More like... Cooter :smuggo:

# ? Sep 8, 2016 01:35

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

Anne Coulter was there to promote her new book. Set it on her podium as she talked and everything. She knew what she was getting out of and into.

Rob Lowe was actually pretty unfunny during the night and felt kinda inauthentic. James Franco was way cooler.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 01:56

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Did anyone mention that Rob sucked his friend's dick in his sextape?

# ? Sep 8, 2016 02:38

Serak: Jun 18, 2000; Approaching Midnight.

recommend you just watch Jimmy Carr's bit because everyone else was terrible

https://cdn-east.streamable.com/video/mp4-mobile/r98y.mp4

# ? Sep 8, 2016 02:44

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

I just finished the roast, here is my hot take.

I'm an independent. As such, both extremes can go gently caress themselves.

I feel she was brought there as a "punching bag". I feel she did very well in giving back to them, except for the one grinder joke.

I think Ann knew her audience was already predisposed against her and came up with a set of jokes to combat them. Which I feel she did in an admirable sense.

I feel she did well, considering the numerous and high hurdles against her.

That being said, I also would have liked to have seen her laugh more at the jokes against her.

I do not take any pride in this; But I think Ann did a wonderful job, considering the opposition she willfully walked into. :golfclap:

# ? Sep 8, 2016 02:54

RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

i miss greg giraldo

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:24

rezatahs: Jun 9, 2001; by Smythe

Serak posted:

recommend you just watch Jimmy Carr's bit because everyone else was terrible

https://cdn-east.streamable.com/video/mp4-mobile/r98y.mp4

i believe you and thanks

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:24

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwOeDj6t1uI

here just so yo uknow what we used to get

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:30

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

VendaGoat posted:

I just finished the roast, here is my hot take.

I'm an independent. As such, both extremes can go gently caress themselves.

I feel she was brought there as a "punching bag". I feel she did very well in giving back to them, except for the one grinder joke.

I think Ann knew her audience was already predisposed against her and came up with a set of jokes to combat them. Which I feel she did in an admirable sense.

I feel she did well, considering the numerous and high hurdles against her.

That being said, I also would have liked to have seen her laugh more at the jokes against her.

I do not take any pride in this; But I think Ann did a wonderful job, considering the opposition she willfully walked into.

That's really interesting. Please tell me more

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:30

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Gum posted:

That's really interesting. Please tell me more

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:33

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

id throw it in her

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:41

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

cuck cuck im gay posted:

I found a transcript of her actual jokes but try to find a vid if you can

�As a right-wing hatemonger, it�s fantastic to be at a big Hollywood shindig with all these glittering celebrities, that isn�t a fundraiser for Obama!�
�David [Spade] is the perfect roast-master for the show. He�s successful enough that everyone knows who he is, but not so successful that he makes us feel threatened. He�s like the Mike Pence of comedy.�
�If I could get just one person here to vote for Trump, it would be you, Ralph [Macchio]. People would be so surprised. I�d go up and say, �I got Ralph Macchio, he�s voting for Donald Trump.� And they�d say, �Oh what a shock! Ralph is still alive???� Just kidding, you look totally fantastic, it�s unbelievable, Ralph. Can you believe this guy is like 54? He looks incredible. Whatever you�ve been drinking, you�ve gotta send a few cases to Hillary.�
�I�m honored to share this stage with a patriot, Rob Riggle, thank you for your service. You were a Marine for over 20 years, you�ve seen things no man should have seen, including �The Daily Show� with Trevor Noah.�
�Peyton Manning, I applaud your conservative convictions, I know you�re a big supporter of Jeb Bush. That�s a political contribution that will pay handsomely. Jeb got four delegates, which makes me laugh harder than any of the jokes tonight.�
�I�m a big fan of Rob Lowe�s work, especially of course the taped threesome. To this day that remains the most authentic performance I have ever seen at a Democratic National Convention.�

massive shock: a tv network hired a literal staff of writers to make a right wing book writer look bad because they can't get trump to do roasts anymore, and even with the 9 versus 1 effort they still were less funny than some random woman who makes a living offending the audience of the 'neo' liberal media

all true fans of the daily show should just admit trevor noah is awful at his job, and the joke about him owned

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:44

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

lol that grinder joke

doesn't everyone have an irrational and immutable hate for gay people?? *crickets*

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:45

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

VendaGoat posted:

Idk I didn't really read the thread

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:47

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Gum posted:

Idk I didn't really read the thread

In that case. WELCOME! :glomp:

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:49

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

FizFashizzle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwOeDj6t1uI

here just so yo uknow what we used to get

now I'm just mad and miss Greg Giraldo

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:50

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

VendaGoat posted:

I just finished the roast, here is my hot take.

I'm an independent. As such, both extremes can go gently caress themselves.

I feel she was brought there as a "punching bag". I feel she did very well in giving back to them, except for the one grinder joke.

I think Ann knew her audience was already predisposed against her and came up with a set of jokes to combat them. Which I feel she did in an admirable sense.

I feel she did well, considering the numerous and high hurdles against her.

That being said, I also would have liked to have seen her laugh more at the jokes against her.

I do not take any pride in this; But I think Ann did a wonderful job, considering the opposition she willfully walked into.

the 'extreme left' literally does not exist in this country and the 'extreme right' is essentially 'the right' now so that's a hell of a false equivalency h th

e: source your quotes

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:50

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Travis343 posted:

the 'extreme left' literally does not exist in this country and the 'extreme right' is essentially 'the right' now so that's a hell of a false equivalency h th

These boards have a rule against what it is I wish to tell you.

Please go for a quad ride without a helmet!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:51

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

FizFashizzle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwOeDj6t1uI

here just so yo uknow what we used to get

i remember the simplicity of the almost fuckin gbs line 'washed up drunken cheeseburger eater' being my favorite line he did that night

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:52

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

VendaGoat posted:

In that case. WELCOME!

Yeah I was just making fun of you. Don't draw me into this

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:53

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

your liver is so black, shriveled, and dead, if you hold your ear to your stomach you'll hear "Whachu talkin about willis?"

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:53

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Gum posted:

Yeah I was just making fun of you. Don't draw me into this

Come here and snuggle me like an unwilling Intern at a republican party convention. :v:

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:54

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

VendaGoat posted:

Come here and snuggle me like an unwilling Intern at a republican party convention.

How about you come snuggle with my rear end. Not too tight tho, I'm trying to recreate your post I don't think I can do it dry

# ? Sep 8, 2016 04:14

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Gum posted:

How about you come snuggle with my rear end. Not too tight tho, I'm trying to recreate your post I don't think I can do it dry

It's ok. Lube is cheap!

# ? Sep 8, 2016 04:25

dookifex_maximus: Aug 10, 2016; by zen death robot

i pay very close attention to the overton window so I can make sure i'm a perfect moderate from day to day, in this I am free of ideology and therefore pure

# ? Sep 8, 2016 04:29

Superior Bastard: Jun 5, 2004; I wanna be on you.

She was brave to go there knowing everyone was going to hate her no matter what she said. She refused to use any of the jokes the writers prepared for her and I think it's funny how she promoted her book twice while up there. While not funny in the traditional sense, her performance was essentially one giant, mummified middle finger to the entire audience.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 04:34

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

VendaGoat posted:

It's ok. Lube is cheap!

Especially when it's just liquid poo poo from my as hole. You with me?

# ? Sep 8, 2016 04:46

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

Yeah you don't get to be healthy poo poo

# ? Sep 8, 2016 04:47

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Superior Bastard posted:

She was brave to go there knowing everyone was going to hate her no matter what she said. She refused to use any of the jokes the writers prepared for her and I think it's funny how she promoted her book twice while up there. While not funny in the traditional sense, her performance was essentially one giant, mummified middle finger to the entire audience.

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