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Mad Dog first struck it rich(hehe) when he was the first one in his city to put bottles of mouth wash in the fridge on Sunday's to sell to the homeless. Share you mad dog facts:
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 01:40 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 17:01 |
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Guys please be specie you are referring to Mad Dog Kyanka correct?
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 01:44 |
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I once asked ol mad dog ( while we were drinking) an hypothetical question of how many fifth graders he could take in a fight. Well a few hours later we found out it was 9
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 01:46 |
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Okay you guys have to b clear
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 01:47 |
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Me and mad dog used to ride trains out wear to prune weed plants for the summer. He invited a friend to come with us one time but on the way back while I was taking a piss his bud went missing
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 01:54 |
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GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:Dude's gotten multiple visits from the Secret Service, FBI, subpoenas and whatnot. He must be some kinda hardcore. And that's what YOU know about !
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 01:55 |
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shoophobo posted:turn on your monitor Got em Chief McHeath posted:I ate a burg called The Madd Dogg but I don't think they were related. You would be surprised, was it too intense for you to finish and when you were done your life would never be the same?
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 02:09 |
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Wikkheiser posted:he is musically talented You should hear his harsh noise project "MD 2020"
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 02:10 |
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dethkon posted:Well he bit me once, I think that's how he got the name Were you a homeless man in Oakland in the early 2000s?
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 02:12 |
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Champenema posted:That time he had his rabies-drooling head shotgunned clean off...lol Uh he does shot gun beers so close enough friend!
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 02:17 |
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We used to get wasted and mad dog used to stand in front of roaring trains just to feel something
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 02:21 |
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personable decorum posted:l0wt4x LIFE DUMPSTERED SOME CHUMP KIDS FOR HIS OWN FUN LOL AND GLORY Alex I'm sorry you don't like mad dog, pm me if you need to talk bud.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 02:28 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Mad dog once ran into the squared circle and hit me with a flurry of vicious suplexs to cost me my intercontinental championship Mad dog takes no prisoners we once ran the southern belt circuit and he was undefeated, sent three men to the hospital
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 02:29 |
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GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:Dude straight up told a grieving mother who had just suffered a miscarriage, (and I quote) "Your poison womb is making heaven too loving crowded." Ok mad dog does not pull any punches One time he and I were collecting scrap metal to help fund his latest get rich(hehe) quick scheme and he ripped apart a hot water heater with just his bare hands and bared teeth. Hand to god
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 02:41 |
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One time me and ol mad dog challenged some bikini babes to a chicken fight in the pool. Poor girl never saw out of that eye again but I guess we won?
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 12:53 |
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Bert Roberge posted:I'm pretty sure all Chuck Norris jokes originated with ol' Mad Dog Kyanka. I dunno but when you have seen so many people brutalized infront of you like I have,you stray from Kung fu movies
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 12:55 |
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One time mad dog and I got wasted on box wine and he forced me to help him recreate the whole cell saga
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 13:52 |
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Funny story mad dog is immune to all radiation based attacks
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 15:54 |
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One time mad dog Kyanka and I drag raced some rockabillies on the old state road and that's why it's called dead mans curve
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 16:12 |
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shoophobo posted:Mad dog once went in to the hallow earth and came back alive and intact with the ancient scrolls That's why the hollow earth is littered with beer cans and empty sausage packets
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 16:27 |
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Me and mad dog used to bum cigs from drunks down town and then sell them to school children in the morning for mad profit
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 17:33 |
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Ol mad dog Kyanka used to sell the youth in our town old grocery bags but advertised them as space helmets
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 20:16 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:Mad Dog Kyanka used to drag a big metal trash can in the middle of the street at 5:30 AM and bang on it with two big bull femurs and scream every morning, I don't even know where he got the trash can because everyone else only had plastic bins. Those weren't bull femurs
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 20:28 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:We had a nickname for Mad Dog Kyanka back in the day, we called him Mud Dog because he would splash around in mud puddles like a fish while barking. Hm this does check out he always aims for puddles when we ride in his jacked up el Camino through Costco parking lots on Sundays
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 20:32 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:What I don't get is why do they always let him into Costco without seeing his card They tried to stop him once, that's where he got the femurs
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 20:37 |
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:mad dog drank a bunch of wine and took sleeping pills and weirdos from the internet posted pictures online That's like every Thursday night for me and mad dog you have to be more specific friend
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 20:46 |
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Ibogaine posted:Once Rich and I were hanging out in an abandoned appartment in a run-down high rise building in Brooklyn. We were on the 12th floor or something and there was only the two of us, a stained old damp mattress and a case of cheap whiskey. Holy poo poo
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 22:14 |
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Though I am dubious cause you referred him to as rich and not mad dog Kyanka
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 22:16 |
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King of Bees posted:Mad dog and I used to heist cigarette trucks and sell the cartons to cops. Hahahahha The Kyanka empire was built on cigarette fraud
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 22:44 |
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Mad dog tried to run a landscaping business by welding four lawn mowers together to "get poo poo done"
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 23:51 |
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vols bitch posted:This is bullshit. I saw mad dog once consume a live bear in a single sitting. He didn't offer me a single bite. If I had a nickel for each wild dog I watch get consumed as I was bitter with hunger, 30 cents.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 00:16 |
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Mad dog doesn't know the meaning of the word quit. So don't ever use it around him he will go in a rage in his ignorance.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 02:14 |
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me and mad dog used to pretend we were deaf and hand out pencils and stickers for smucks to buy from us at fast food joints.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 03:30 |
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One time mad dog convinced me that my parents were androids and made lawyer all my clothing with copper tubing to keep them from stealing my thoughts
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 05:37 |
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Mad dog Kyanka isn't one to share his feelings yet a many times he has drunkenly wept on my shoulders and my shirt reeked of gasoline afterwards
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 14:21 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Mad Dog once beat up my insurance agent for telling him that you can't insure a hoagie with same model year replacement hosed up if true
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 16:07 |
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Sole.Sushi posted:True story, "Mad Dog" got his nickname for his constant and near-perpetual death-stare that he gives to all lesser and inferior beings (I.E. humans). This kind of behavior is known as "mad dogging," and the nickname stuck. Holy poo poo that face brings back TOO many memories
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 16:45 |
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LadyAmbien posted:Please believe, you don't want that wife. Mrs. Mad Dog, I am sure you have a story or two of your crazy hubbos exploits!!!
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 17:04 |
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:thanks for the info mr.s mad dogg.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 17:04 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 17:01 |
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LadyAmbien posted:I hope you enjoy glass bottles of orange juice being hurled at your car. Classic miss mad dog
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 17:17 |