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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Jinkies!



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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

MiracleWhale posted:

can you get high on that because I think Sarah's kind of a party girl

Yes. take 2 parts bug spray, 1 part water, 1 part baking soda. Boil down and smoke that poo poo.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013


wow i would LOVE to get inside her van

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



I actually hosed Velma once but it was a big mistake. I wanted to live the carefree lifestyle of a bachelor, and I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Champenema posted:

Yes. take 2 parts bug spray, 1 part water, 1 part baking soda. Boil down and smoke that poo poo.

it's time for our William tell routine

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

MiracleWhale posted:

I actually hosed Velma once but it was a big mistake. I wanted to live the carefree lifestyle of a bachelor, and I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling tits

FTFY

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Gross!

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



well done sir

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

MiracleWhale posted:

well done sir

have a ginger ale

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


personable decorum posted:

have a ginger ale

<takes a sip, coughs, sputters> there's no alcohol in this!!!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Velma had those giant rear end tits along with a "can do" attitude.

Who loving wouldn't?

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

he what happened to THS? "i am gay" was a big thing a while ago

(sorry VENGAGOAT but i figure big tits in an orange sweater will draw enough attention)

(sorry)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

MOOBS! posted:

he what happened to THS? "i am gay" was a big thing a while ago

(sorry VENGAGOAT but i figure big tits in an orange sweater will draw enough attention)

(sorry)

Dude. If you wanna get pounded in the rear end by a big dick or a big dick analog, I am no one to judge.

I've said my peace. I'm an independent. I don't give a flying gently caress.

I want the best leader, whom will be the best leader for us all, in my estimation.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013



also look at those thighs they are the exact oppposite of "i am gay"

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

MiracleWhale posted:

<takes a sip, coughs, sputters> there's no alcohol in this!!!

ikea is an amazing place to drink AND shop

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

VendaGoat posted:

Dude. If you wanna get pounded in the rear end by a big dick or a big dick analog, I am no one to judge.

I've said my peace. I'm an independent. I don't give a flying gently caress.

I want the best leader, whom will be the best leader for us all, in my estimation.

whoa man i was just asking questions my dick taking ability is just a coincidence

irl i just want to be dominated by those thighs :fap:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

MOOBS! posted:

irl i just want to be dominated by those thighs :fap:

I understand. I may not agree, but gently caress, if I don't understand.

Shine on you crazy diamond, shine the gently caress on!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
In fact....


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Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
no time to clean. Just get Dracula fangs and a HAPPY HALLOWEEN sign.


then, turn the situation to your advantage. Greet her with, "Velcome! I see you haff come dressed as ... the most beautivul voman in the vorld!"


she will be putty in your hands

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
the other option is of course dmt which willl make large groups of individuals take off their clothes and run naked in public freee

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


VendaGoat posted:

In fact....




see this is just naughty. a spanking offense if I ever saw one

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