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Ketchup on your hot dogs?
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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Chicago is the worst city in America and hot dogs are the worst food in Chicago.

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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I love chili dogs because they're tasty and high in protein, thus more filling.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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cnut posted:

I wonder if mohels practice on uncircumcised hotdogs?

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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The Goatfather posted:

if you're only going to put 1 thing on a hotdog it should be ketchup or chilli

I'd go with mustard over ketchup, personally, but there's no objectively correct answer because taste is inherently subjective so this thread is objectively pointless.

E; ketchup + mustard is clearly the best condiment combo for hot dogs though, why do you think that's what it shows as the serving suggestion on all the hot dog packages?

Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Sep 8, 2016

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Applewhite posted:

What if it's a soy dog and you put black beans on top?

I'm trying to think of a metaphor that would offend you sexually, but I'm pretty sure you go both ways and that's making it difficult. The point is if you're going to eat a vegetarian hot dog you might as well just suck a dude off because it would be equally gay.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Are soy dogs any good? Cause I love me some veggie burgers, just not as a burger substitute. Are they like that, or do they actually attempt to copy the flavor and texture of hot dogs in an act of unspeakable hubris which will no doubt be punished by the gods of Olympus from on high?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Applewhite posted:

I dunno. I don't actually eat hot dogs. I prefer bratwursts, which are objectively superior to hot dogs in literally every possible way.

They;re too loud, hot dogs are quiet as a church mouse

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Do the red hot dogs taste different or what

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Applewhite posted:

I consider it harmful to your health to be anywhere within the city limits of Chicago.

It really is a loathsome place, isn't it? It's like a giant Indianapolis.

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