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IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Get prepared for your wifey to get hippo big and never lose the weight or work again. Hope you like "Mommy needs wine!" memes on FB.

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
it's not all its cracked up to be

they don't even let her use the baby smashing hammer

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

vols bitch posted:

my wife works at an abortion clinic so my advice is to


abort the gently caress out that little monster

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
My girlfriend says she might be pregnant. My plan is to kill myself. Hope that helps!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


so far I really like having a baby around

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

where are the angry yelling people

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

vols bitch posted:

it's not all its cracked up to be

they don't even let her use the baby smashing hammer

Becoming a CRNA for a late-term abortionist and using deadly force to defend myself against protestors is my dream

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

vols bitch posted:

where are the angry yelling people

outside

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Nigmaetcetera posted:

Do you have stairs in your house?

I cannot believe you managed to make me laugh at this 15 year old shitmeme. kudos sir

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MiracleWhale posted:

I cannot believe you managed to make me laugh at this 15 year old shitmeme. kudos sir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Nc8RCLy1s

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Ork of Fiction posted:

If this wife's full, get a new one.

I think you can just turn her inside out and run her through the dishwasher

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Get prepared for your wifey to get hippo big and never lose the weight or work again. Hope you like "Mommy needs wine!" memes on FB.

Sweet. Fat nudes.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Cut off your penis (dilz), then prove to the court you couldn't have had kids simply with a quick de-trou.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Chief McHeath posted:

Cut off your penis (dilz), then prove to the court you couldn't have had kids simply with a quick de-trou.

ouch

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