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HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep
http://kfor.com/2016/09/07/oklahoma-mother-daughter-arrested-after-alleged-incestuous-marriage/

These are the handsome devils:



quote:

Patricia Spann, 43, and Misty Spann, 25, were married in March 2016 in Comanche County, court records show.

Police say Patricia is Misty’s biological mother.

Investigators with the Department of Human Services discovered the illegal relationship in August while investigating the children who were inside the Spanns’ home.

Misty and her two brothers were raised by a grandparent when Patricia lost custody of them, an arrest affidavit states.

The DHS investigator told authorities that Patricia and Misty reunited two years ago.

Patricia told officials she didn’t think she was breaking any laws by marrying Misty because her name is no longer listed on her daughter’s birth certificate.

A warrant was issued for their arrests on Friday.

Since then, Patricia and Misty have both been arrested and booked into the Stephens County Jail for incest, a detective told KFOR.

quote:

Court records show this isn’t the first time Patricia has married one of her own children.

She also married one of her sons in 2008.

However, court records show that marriage was annulled in March 2010.

So why did they catch one but not the other?

HIJK fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Sep 8, 2016

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

this one is a GAY marriage

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
Man that would be a huge bummer if my mom married my sis and not me :( it was nice of her to marry the daughter later on so her self esteem wasn't totally completely hosed and she didn't kill herself for not being the favorite(this happen sometimes)

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
OP had me in stitches at "Oklahoma"

RetroMUFC
Jan 1, 2007

I'm not evil...but my bunny is.
Let's be real, we all clicked this thread to see what they look like

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

RetroMUFC posted:

Let's be real, we all clicked this thread to see what they look like

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
They did it cuz rent is cheaper

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep
Added the photo to the OP, hope everyone enjoys

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

i did. they both have superman shirts. it is sweet when couples dress alike.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

love finds a way

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Matching shirts. Lol

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Weird, man.

RetroMUFC
Jan 1, 2007

I'm not evil...but my bunny is.

shoophobo posted:

Matching shirts. Lol

Isnt that cute?

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

RetroMUFC posted:

Let's be real, we all clicked this thread to see what they look like

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Lol, they shoulda come here to Sweden where incest is legal

quote:

Sweden is the only country in Europe which allows marriage between siblings who share one parent.

thats right

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

RetroMUFC posted:

Let's be real, we all clicked this thread to see what they look like

I clicked to confirm my suspicion that they were okie trash.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
yeah, that sure is a couple of okies.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

RetroMUFC posted:

Let's be real, we all clicked this thread to see what they look like

Yep, and I was spot on in my prediction.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

allow gay marriage and look what happens

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



cool they look like the main two characters in a remake of the hunger games set in Oklahoma

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
theyre doing it for the *tax benefits*

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Parallax Scroll posted:

allow gay marriage and look what happens

No dogs involved, or toasters. Does not invalidate your argument though

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

HIJK posted:

Court records show this isn’t the first time Patricia has married one of her own children.

This is the best line from any article I've ever read.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
sorry son I'm leaving you for your sister

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

social vegan posted:

cool they look like the main two characters in a remake of the hunger games set in Oklahoma

They look like the two main characters in a gender-blind version of Of Mice And Men.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
I ain't no skank!

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
miley

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


what happens in a case like this. worst case you go to prison for a few years and they go right back to their trailer and cletus and jenny go right back to spitroasting their mom

what if they plea bargain, what is the punishment. do they pinky swear not to do incest anymore? does the state enforce restraining orders against eachother?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


im real confused about what oklahoma intends to do about a typical oklahoman citizen behaving typically

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

hemophilia posted:

what happens in a case like this. worst case you go to prison for a few years and they go right back to their trailer and cletus and jenny go right back to spitroasting their mom

what if they plea bargain, what is the punishment. do they pinky swear not to do incest anymore? does the state enforce restraining orders against eachother?

It's stupid to even bother trying to stop them. Hillbillies are gonna hillbilly.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I wonder why they bothered getting a marriage certificate.

I mean it's not illegal in OK to have depraved sex acts going on between adult siblings and parents just don't get married.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
wow, lesbian incest

what a time to be alive lmbo

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Nigmaetcetera posted:

They look like the two main characters in a gender-blind version of Of Mice And Men.

they look like product shots for a meth snapchat filter

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

mdm posted:

theyre doing it for the *tax benefits*

Yeah, it's this right? THere's no indication they were actually scissoring

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

nice couple

real johnnys seasoning salt of the earth type folks

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



one of the left is crossplaying modern day christopher reeves

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

AugmentedVision posted:

Yeah, it's this right? THere's no indication they were actually scissoring

no, they were probably loving. that the marriage was for tax purposes doesn't change that they are okies.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


the daughter is way to smug for this to be for tax purposes. she looks like she's about to be booked into disney world or some poo poo.

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
Oklahoma in Ruins Following Tiny Little Earthquake

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

That Robot posted:

wow, lesbian incest

what a time to be alive lmbo

actually this is a good point, everywhere you look today you see sis doin bro, son doin mama, daughter doing dada. about time we see progressive incest

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