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KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
I'm guessing the daughter is the lead based on the pix

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Nigmaetcetera posted:

meth is overrated

By that I mean it's not strong enough

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
all this tax break talk is killing my boner :\

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
It's not OK
The way we look at one another
It's not OK
That our love has to stay undercover

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
so... is the brother single now? :q:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Like they pay taxes

Vacation Tenzin
Jan 23, 2005

I'M TOTALLY CALM AND RELAXED.

donkey salami posted:

i did. they both have superman shirts. it is sweet when couples dress alike.

Superman wanted to marry Supergirl. She was his perfect woman. He said he couldn't because even though it (cousin fuckin') was okay in some places on Earth, it wasn't okay on Krypton. Then he almost married her but called it off because she was only 15.

The shirts are a good choice.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Superman's perfect girl is 15

the world is pedos

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I like how far the thread went down the retarded tax rabbit hole when I jokingly suggested it

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
the mom looks like my friend greasy craig.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Moridin920 posted:

I wonder why they bothered getting a marriage certificate.

I mean it's not illegal in OK to have depraved sex acts going on between adult siblings and parents just don't get married.

Wait, I read on this very site that the Midwest was nothing but bible thumpers preaching and passing anal laws.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

mdm posted:

I like how far the thread went down the retarded tax rabbit hole when I jokingly suggested it

Which hole should we dive into?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Darth123123 posted:

Which hole should we dive into?

:aaaaa:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Darth123123 posted:

Wait, I read on this very site that the Midwest was nothing but bible thumpers preaching and passing anal laws.

can't be sodomy if there's no dick in butts :eng101:

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Y'know, and I thought Kansas was the poo poo part of the Midwest.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

notZaar posted:

But then it wouldn't be incest, which is what they were charged with. So you're wrong.

getting married to your relative is a legal crime called incest

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

That Robot posted:

wow, lesbian incest

what a time to be alive lmbo

In all seriousness why does the law give a poo poo hosed up at this is, if they're both adults?

It's not like you're going to get hosed up children out of that. Then again, they had kids in the house, maybe you will.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
lol @ how naive u are if you think meth heads who steal copper cable with live current running through it wouldn't try some dumb poo poo like this to steal a few grand from the tax man

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Moridin920 posted:

can't be sodomy if there's no dick in butts :eng101:

why are you wrong about everything whats wrong with your brain dude??

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Blazing Ownager posted:

In all seriousness why does the law give a poo poo hosed up at this is, if they're both adults?

It's not like you're going to get hosed up children out of that. Then again, they had kids in the house, maybe you will.

This is an interesting point, and it's one of those kind of weird legal areas. Obviously it stems from a more moralistic age where social mores were expected to be enforced by government, but it's also clearly an unhealthy arrangement that the majority of society looks down upon. If put to a vote, I suspect people would vote that such a thing be forbidden anyway. Is it the will of the people or should those individuals be allowed to practice this action, regardless of society's opinion of them? As with most things, I do lean towards the latter, but it's also super gross so, like, maybe they should stop.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Popular Thug Drink posted:

lol @ how naive u are if you think meth heads who steal copper cable with live current running through it wouldn't try some dumb poo poo like this to steal a few grand from the tax man

Look man, here's what I know about meth: I took it once, i got some on my birthday i was offered a birthday boy's price and I was in a hunter s thompson sort of phase where i just wanted to experience wahtever. I get it from a girl i know is 1. a meth head and 2. diseased with everything short of hiv, and she is high as hell and wants to hook up with me, and that predatory bitch waited till i got high and put her moves on me and it was really, really hard on meth to make the right decision in that moment. I also seriously considered robbing a gas station. I didn't even have a reason. I had money at the time. I had a full gram of meth still, but right around that moment is when my brain synapses briefly had a rational thought and i flushed the rest of that crystal and ran that girl off.

i found out later her whole family did meth and i would in fact have been getting sloppy seconds from her dad.

you know what texas is not better than oklahoma reading everything i just typed, this whole place should be burned down me included im sorry for fronting everyone.

the point is i know fo ra fact if those two girls were doing meth together, they were probably horny and crazy enough to gently caress.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Thanks Oklahobama!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

mdm posted:

why are you wrong about everything whats wrong with your brain dude??

it was just a joke about how conservatives get all icked out about gay sex stuff but lesbian stuff is typically 'hot' therefore okay

chillax friend

hemophilia posted:

Look man, here's what I know about meth:

well then

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

how can two ladies do incest ??

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Moridin920 posted:

it was just a joke about how conservatives get all icked out about gay sex stuff but lesbian stuff is typically 'hot' therefore okay

chillax friend


well then

i used to have a tcc gang tag if that makes sense

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
it's a serious question I'm curious how you function on the daily being so illiterate and stupid

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
tbh having some crazy meth sex sounds like some fun but not with a girl whose dad's cum is dripping out of her

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Moridin920 posted:

tbh having some crazy meth sex sounds like some fun but not with a girl whose dad's cum is dripping out of her

wheres your sense of adventure buddy

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

hemophilia posted:

wheres your sense of adventure buddy

eh if i had condoms i prolly would anyway bc gently caress it carpe diem lol you had more self control than I would have (well depending on how she looked I do have some standards)

more worried about STDs than anything else but that's why the rubbers are there i suppose


but I think if I'm ever offered meth I'll probably turn it down and think of your story

Mnemosyne
Jun 11, 2002

There's no safe way to put a cat in a paper bag!!

Popular Thug Drink posted:

lol @ how naive u are if you think meth heads who steal copper cable with live current running through it wouldn't try some dumb poo poo like this to steal a few grand from the tax man

The tax angle doesn't make a lot of sense to me. It's not like there's extra money to be claimed by a married couple claiming dependents vs a single parent. The mother can claim any kids as dependents by default, no need to get married. If the mother is not employed and the grandmother supports all of them, then she can just file as Head of Household and claim her daughter and grandkids all as dependents.

I'm not any kind of tax specialist or anything, but I don't see how marriage nets them any extra cash.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I dunno but tbqh I bet you their logic and rationale didn't extend much past

"Let's get married... for the TAX BREAKS"
"....... YEAH!"

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Mnemosyne posted:

The tax angle doesn't make a lot of sense to me. It's not like there's extra money to be claimed by a married couple claiming dependents vs a single parent. The mother can claim any kids as dependents by default, no need to get married. If the mother is not employed and the grandmother supports all of them, then she can just file as Head of Household and claim her daughter and grandkids all as dependents.

I'm not any kind of tax specialist or anything, but I don't see how marriage nets them any extra cash.

i guarantee you thought harder about it making this post than they did

if grandma claims the child as a dependent though then mom can't, and she's too old to be claimed as a dependent herself. if they get married they can file jointly and both claim all the kids (illegally). also if you're married the max income you can claim against goes up

at the income level these two are probably at this would net them a multi thousand dollar refund at tax time

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Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Darth123123 posted:

Like they pay taxes

loving lol right

you're exempt under 10k income (you don't even have to file!) and meth heads who steal copper wire don't hold down jobs. If they're lucky, they collect social security, and that's not taxed. they're not going to cheat the tax man out of much when they were never taxed to begin with.

possible they were trying to run up SNAP or qualify for some other assistance program by running up the number of dependents but uh really wouldn't be surprised by this one either way. Oklahoma's drug addicts are real loving degenerates, they make meth in wal-mart, they're amped out on meth or K2 pretty much all the time. Tulsa shuttered most of their homeless shelters (love that compassion, you fucks) and now the downtown area is overrun with homeless dudes hosed up on research chemicals and drunk all the time. We get a mass poisoning every six months. It's only a matter of time before somebody gets torn apart on a bus or in a public park. Incest with an estranged family member happens with sober people, I wouldn't doubt a couple of extreme drug addicts were capable of it.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Mirthless posted:

loving lol right

you're exempt under 10k income (you don't even have to file!) and meth heads who steal copper wire don't hold down jobs. If they're lucky, they collect social security, and that's not taxed. they're not going to cheat the tax man out of much when they were never taxed to begin with.

if you have a part time lovely job when you file you get a big fat cash refund, which you can make bigger by claiming credits - like kids

Mnemosyne
Jun 11, 2002

There's no safe way to put a cat in a paper bag!!
More photos for anyone who is interested. A whole lot of Superman happening.

http://heavy.com/news/2016/09/patri...lahoma-charged/


Popular Thug Drink posted:

if grandma claims the child as a dependent though then mom can't, and she's too old to be claimed as a dependent herself. if they get married they can file jointly and both claim all the kids (illegally).

You can claim an adult as a dependent if they have no income and you support them.

And if you're married and filing jointly, you can't possibly claim the kids twice, because it's one single form to fill out for the both of you. If you're trying to claim the kids twice, the only way you could do it is to file separately.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Mnemosyne posted:

You can claim an adult as a dependent if they have no income and you support them.

And if you're married and filing jointly, you can't possibly claim the kids twice, because it's one single form to fill out for the both of you. If you're trying to claim the kids twice, the only way you could do it is to file separately.

no, you get married so you can both claim the kids and get a bigger refund

this is like tax fraud 101 jeez louise

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
This is what I expect from Lawton, or anywhere in the state outside Norman and OKC.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Reading into the criminal minds of meth smoking multiple incestuous Oklahoma trailer trash

Criminal minds moves to CMT

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Moridin920 posted:

eh if i had condoms i prolly would anyway bc gently caress it carpe diem lol you had more self control than I would have (well depending on how she looked I do have some standards)

more worried about STDs than anything else but that's why the rubbers are there i suppose


but I think if I'm ever offered meth I'll probably turn it down and think of your story

meth is the worst about turning one into a psycho. if you wanna have cool weird upper sex you can do pretty good with molly or even just adderall but if you gently caress with meth you're gonna end up putting your dick inside 100% regret

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Typical intolerant liberals making fun of this beautiful lesbian relationship!

I'm glad Oklahoma is such a bastion of tolerance, and I can't believe the rest of the world hasn't caught up to us yet.

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