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Max
Nov 30, 2002

*Stumbles in, drunk*

I'll play.

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Max
Nov 30, 2002

The Lord of Hats posted:

Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in. Sign me up!

Yessssss.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kKRKHJ5k8o

Max
Nov 30, 2002

I will be roleplaying as Thomas Reed

http://www.futilitycloset.com/2015/10/06/the-battle-of-the-reed-rules/

Max
Nov 30, 2002

The President recognizes the venerable T. Raven of *mumbles*. You have the floor for 5 Minutes.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGd96SH57SA

Max
Nov 30, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYAqE72Whf0

I'm going to keep bumping this thread with these videos until we are full.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcw2k-7H3k8

Max
Nov 30, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOwpd2I_4mo

Max
Nov 30, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uza0ElZhTBQ

Max
Nov 30, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E2BTDIr8i4

Max
Nov 30, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJpY7eT6oNk

Max
Nov 30, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPOexuFLJ8c

Max
Nov 30, 2002


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f-kfRREA8M

Max
Nov 30, 2002

dongsbot 9000 posted:

no more videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YHl_0P2EJ4

Max
Nov 30, 2002

noooooooooooo. Sorry dongs.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

The Chair has recognized Mr. PorkRobot's claim to withdraw from this chamber. All members in favor say Yea.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

The Nays have it, no need for a voice count. dongsbot will not withdraw from the game. We are adjourned.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

It appears you are not familiar with the procedure of the house. The speaker calls for yeas and nays, everyone shouts, and then the speaker just kinda says what he wants. If I can gavel out fast enough without anyone calling for a voice count, then I win.

Sorry, we have gaveled out of session, you will have to bring this to the clerk tomorrow when we come back into session.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_vote

You may think I'm making this up but no. I appear to have used the wrong terms but I still operated the way I am supposed to.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Atomic Soda posted:

i move a motion to regulate the use of outdated gimmicks through swift censuring of members who engage in such activities.

*hurubarbhrubrahrum*

the motion has been ruled out of order due to jurisdictional over reach

We gaveled out today, you will need to come back when we are in session.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Chic Trombone posted:

*sighs* fine ecco, I'll play.

I will do everything in my power not to try to have you lunched D1.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

All motions may be presented to the chair tomorrow after we call the rolls in the morning.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Good morning. I ask the clerk to call the rolls to ensure we have a quorum.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

CCKeane posted:

May I have the floor Max?

We have a Quorum, going by the users signed up so far, so yes, you have the floor.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

You must now post once every minute. If you fail to do this once, you will cede the floor and your filibuster will end.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

He's already failed so it's fine. The floor is ceeded. Any other agenda items for today?

Max
Nov 30, 2002

May the sergeant at arms please remove the gentleman from the podium?

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Tremendous Taste posted:

I don't have a dog in this fight but kashuno pretty much said he's not going to try, just play with tmm dongs

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Can we please not do this.

Max
Nov 30, 2002


I love you too and dongs and tmm and I wish everyone could get along, but I don't see the need to air this out publicly like this. Someone make a decision and then everyone else respect it.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Look at this you made me break my pr.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Ecco, is this a constitutional monarchy or is this an actual government of the people? I need to know how to conduct the business of the chamber going forward.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

I'm dumb, I just saw that we are du jure independent.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Hooray, we are good to go.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Haha, Jimson snub.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

For your trial before parliament, yes. Your crimes are of the highest order.

Birdstrike posted:

kept you waitign, huh?


Max
Nov 30, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Atomic Soda posted:

I understand that if I do not unvote the mod will not count a revote unless I am a doublevoter.


who's chairing this committee? i move that pintrest mom be nominated as interim chair until order can be established. do i have a seconder?

Motion denied, you have not presented your request to the clerk in the proper format.


I Understand That If I Do Not Unvote The Mod Will Not Count A Revote Unless I Am A Doublevoter.

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Max
Nov 30, 2002

Atomic Soda posted:

I understand that if I do not unvote the mod will not count a revote unless I am a doublevoter.


who's chairing this committee? i move that pintrest mom be nominated as interim chair until order can be established. do i have a seconder?

Also no, I am the chair, this has been established.

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