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Did you know: Star Trek: The Next Generation is an anagram for Genes Rod And Berries. John Picard the inventor of Star Trek had a wicked sense of humor. I think Gene was his pet dog.
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Star Trek is the weirdest chapter of NAMBLA.
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Sep 10, 2016 02:34
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Star track invented the laser saber
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Sep 10, 2016 03:06
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Sep 10, 2016 03:07
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Some alien civilizations consider Star Trek to be Earths historical documents.
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Sep 10, 2016 03:27
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The Enterprise is a train, hence Star "Track".
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Sep 10, 2016 03:36
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Sep 10, 2016 03:38
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My favorite episode is when they fly the Star Trek into the wormhole and it comes out the other side back in time and Kirk is all like "this is highly illogical!"
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Sep 10, 2016 03:38
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lot of sexy damar love goin on
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Sep 10, 2016 03:38
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"He's dying, Jim." -Dr. Bones "Scotty" McCoy.
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Sep 10, 2016 03:39
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"Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!" -James "Captain Kirk" T. Kirk
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Sep 10, 2016 03:40
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spock once farted in his own hand and HADOUUUUKENd it into kirks face
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Sep 10, 2016 03:42
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STAR TRACK FACT
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Sep 10, 2016 03:43
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"dicks out for kanar" - g damar
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Sep 10, 2016 03:43
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I would rather drink with Morn. Just saiyajin.
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Sep 10, 2016 03:45
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LORE CHECK: cardassians have 2 dicks
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Sep 10, 2016 03:45
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I am still not sure about Cardassians and Ferengis. Here too, a whisper was found that had a Cardassian quite disgusted when someone mentioned being circumcised. I am also curious as to the foreskin quotient of each group and of the earlier Klingons (Kirk generation) compared to those of later Klingons, who were vastly different in appearance.
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Sep 10, 2016 03:48
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"You've ruined your own lands, you'll not ruin mine!" - Me to some spoon headed human being
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Sep 10, 2016 03:50
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a a trek seems like a minor key????
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Sep 10, 2016 03:51
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Seizure Robot posted:"You've ruined your own lands, you'll not ruin mine!" - Me to some spoon headed human being holy gently caress are you an Everquest orc IRL?
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Sep 10, 2016 03:56
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More like gene's rod in her berries. Uhura I mean
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Sep 10, 2016 03:57
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Star Trek scandalized 60s audiences when it featured television's first interracial blumpkin
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Sep 10, 2016 04:11
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These dudes had replicators and holodecks that could make ANYTHING and they still chose pedophilia.
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Sep 10, 2016 04:16
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Tell him he is a pretty cat. And a good cat.
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Sep 10, 2016 04:16
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Star Track is the hot new app that data mines for your favourite celebrities personal address and known whereabouts. Stalk your favourite celebrity crush anytime!
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Sep 10, 2016 04:22
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anybody remember the episode where spock loses it and runs around the enterprise just raping everyone
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Sep 10, 2016 05:16
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I AM THE TOILET posted:anybody remember the episode where spock loses it and runs around the enterprise just raping everyone yup
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Sep 10, 2016 05:17
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DOMDOM posted:I am still not sure about Cardassians and Ferengis. Here too, a whisper was found that had a Cardassian quite disgusted when someone mentioned being circumcised. I know of a Cardassian who let a Ferengi give him a bj. He hadn't been circumcised before, but he was afterwards.
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Sep 10, 2016 05:33
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i'm on the bowl droppin a mean grouch of a dook atm and i just had to force the fucker out with a sustained tense-n'-clench that left me seein stars, felt like i took a whippet to the dome that must be what the future is like all the time the lil beads of water on the shower wall glistened like stars and i, the great bird of the galaxy, flew past them at warp speed as my oxygen starved brain tried to catch up with my bowelblasts imagine if i'd eaten hasparat, i might never have had this "orb experience" gently caress the bajorans dukat did nothing wrong
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Sep 10, 2016 06:39
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STAR TREK FACT ONE: MODS KNEW!
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Sep 10, 2016 06:40
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obv i have like, sympathy for the lil kid, but i still think it's v funny that the super trek obsessed miserable pedantic shithead with his constant "hey look at this vhs taped commercial for season 4 ep 20 i found that mistakenly refers to the planet tau cumma XIXVI as tau cumma XIXVII!!" threads stickied at the top of like multiple forums turned out to be a fuckin chomo touchin on his lil babysitting charges and bein a grody fat Jared subway lookin mfer like it was just a perfect storm of paedophilia i don't even care if mods knew tbh, sometimes you gotta make hard choices for the sake of l'ing my a off
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Sep 10, 2016 06:50
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wasn't there a handicapped guy on one of the treks, like he had space legs or somethib
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DOMDOM posted:I am also curious as to the foreskin quotient of each group and of the earlier Klingons (Kirk generation) compared to those of later Klingons, who were vastly different in appearance. This is actually why the latter Klingons' heads were bumpy, to match their circumcised ridged rigid dongs.
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Sep 10, 2016 07:16
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MiracleWhale posted:wasn't there a handicapped guy on one of the treks, like he had space legs or somethib Oscar Pistorius?
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Sep 10, 2016 07:17
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Blistex posted:Oscar Pistorius? That is the one. His wife Mareena Sirtis played as counselor Troi till their messy break up. You woulda thought she saw it coming.
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Sep 10, 2016 07:41
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Saved all these TIA
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Sep 10, 2016 07:54
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In reality the warp core was powered not by matter/antimatter annihilation, but by my love for anime.
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Theres no way the entire crew of the star trek didn't go into the hologram room and just gently caress everything they could possibly imagine
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