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canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
3/10 lower back pain. I guess this is growing up.

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

canpakes posted:

3/10 lower back pain. I guess this is growing up.

The dangers of trying to suck your own dick.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.

Bert Roberge posted:

The dangers of trying to suck your own dick.

My back is fine.... it's my knees that bother me.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Knees are meh, back is fine, it's my dick I am worried about. I need to start giving it some TLC.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

CannedMacabre posted:

My back is fine.... it's my knees that bother me.

drat stop sucking your clone's dick then.

Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003

I recommend heroin

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Lobotomy Bob posted:

I recommend heroin

I prescribe rampant alcoholism then.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bert Roberge posted:

I prescribe rampant alcoholism then.

Is weed a viable alternative?

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Take some fentanyl

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

VendaGoat posted:

Is weed a viable alternative?

It is if you're in a cool state or just a cool dude.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bert Roberge posted:

It is if you're in a cool state or just a cool dude.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

CannedMacabre posted:

My back is fine.... it's my knees that bother me.

maybe stop being fat

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


my garbage organ is my brain

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Occupational hazards OP.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Get a foam roller and a lacrosse ball.

They have such sights to show you OP.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
How is it that your back is hurting when it's the rest of us carrying this terrible thread?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Why don't you stay the evening
Kick back and watch the T.V
And I'll fix a little something to eat
Ohh I know your back hurts
From working on the tractor
How do you take your coffee my sweet
I will raise the children
If you pay all the bills

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
http://www.wikihow.com/Suck-Your-Own-Dick

peep the link op, hope it helps

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

utterlycorrupt posted:

How is it that your back is hurting when it's the rest of us carrying this terrible thread?

:drat:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I think I'm working on a respiratory infection of some sort.

Back feels okay, though.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Why don't you go on comp from posting then you loving human being pussy bitch. The rest of us MEN at the posting factory will pick up the slack ONCE AGAIN and take one for the team and git er done without you

coward

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

yeah same i hosed around trying to lift more weight than i should have and welp now my back just hurts all the time it sux

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I fell off of a fence last Friday and had back pain for 3 days afyer. It was terrible. I would definitely do drugs if I had to deal with some kind of permanent pain

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

yeah it's like huh, maybe heroin isnt so bad??? but i'm still young so i'm just gonna wait til i'm old as heck and extra decrepit then it is time to blast hella drugz into my gay dying body

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I know I guy whose back pain was so bad that doctors surgically implanted this little electrode thing into his spinal nerves. It has a dial he can turn to cut off all feeling to his lower body or turn back for when he would like to feel things. I want one to help with my extremely premature ejaculation but apparently doctors are pretty strict on who they are willing to augment.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
oh yeah op!?? it's so cold in my room that I can't even jackoff.


so MAYBE you should count your drat BLESSINGS

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.

jackyl posted:

maybe stop being fat

Whats that got to do with me sucking cock?

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

Knees are meh, back is fine, it's my dick I am worried about. I need to start giving it some TLC.

Cut it off.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i had a random seizure a few years ago and my back is wrecked. I am so young and my back is hosed, i've never even done anything with it

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Fonzarelli posted:

i had a random seizure a few years ago and my back is wrecked. I am so young and my back is hosed, i've never even done anything with it

suck a lemon jabroni

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

being a fat alcoholic will do that

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
strengthen your lower back with kettlebell swings

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Orkin Mang posted:

suck a lemon jabroni

harsh but fair

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

there is no got drat way the Fonz smoked weed you burnout hippie scum.

He didn't need to pollute his mind with substances when he had a sick motorcycle and everyone loved him and his girlfriend was cute and he was a good true and loyal friend to Richie Cunningham.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Zorodius posted:

there is no got drat way the Fonz smoked weed you burnout hippie scum.

He didn't need to pollute his mind with substances when he had a sick motorcycle and everyone loved him and his girlfriend was cute and he was a good true and loyal friend to Richie Cunningham.

correction, the fonz smokes mad mad weed

MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

by VideoGames
Fun Shoe
Rotate your mattress, especially if you have a memory foam. That will help.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

MC Hawking posted:

Rotate your mattress, especially if you have a memory foam. That will help.

or just get a new one if u cant remember how old ur current one is...i got a Tuft & Needle internet mattress a couple weeks ago and its totally tits

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Fonzarelli posted:

correction, the fonz smokes mad mad weed

Illegalize it, eyyy! *Fonz gives thumbs up, votes Nixon*

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


MC Hawking posted:

Rotate your mattress, especially if you have a memory foam. That will help.

i just rotated mine and a torrent of bed bugs scurried out and hid in my bathrobe

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Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

work out and minimize your sitting time

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