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"this is an OUTRAGE! im ENTITLED to a head phone jack. PAY for new ones?! Its hard enough using mommie and daddies trust fund to make ends meet!" *sips $30 ~organic~ caramel machiatto* 
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How do I order a caramel machiatto on this thing? Isn't that what the big button is supposed to do?
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Sep 10, 2016 05:34
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my ears are out of batery
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Sep 10, 2016 05:36
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"I was using a Bluetooth headset before they were mainstream, so that's no big deal. For real audio quality I only listen to vinyl records played on my artisanal heirloom 1970s Radio Shack stereo, anyway."
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Sep 10, 2016 05:39
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There's already a thread for this my man
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Sep 10, 2016 05:39
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this is such bullshit im gonna have to use my birthday and my xmas present on the phone and the special new beats by dre I WANT TO loving DIE
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Sep 10, 2016 05:40
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I just can't do android, I just can't.
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Sep 10, 2016 05:42
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Cool_tony posted:There's already a thread for this my man yeah but that thread is BAD don't you get it, cool_tony?!?!!
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Sep 10, 2016 05:42
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this is the thread for posts like "oh noooo I just DUI'd my dad's benz into a light pole and spilled my caramel macchiato all over my new IPOHNE SEVEN!!! oh whew thank god none if got into the headphone jack and messed it up!!!"
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Sep 10, 2016 05:44
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I'll pay for my iPhone 7 with the viral video money I'll make after uploading the vine of myself inserting the phone up my butt on the first day of release. I'll also have pre-shot several different demographics reacting to the iPhone in butt video, allowing me to immediately upload them and make youtube cash from being the earliest reaction compilation. Olds will assume my parent's bought it for me even though I am a self-motivated entrepreneur in this brave new content driven economy.
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Sep 10, 2016 05:44
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NomChompsky posted:I just can't do android, I just can't. look at this pissbitch they are like functionally 95% the same
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Sep 10, 2016 05:44
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im literally calling from inside my car
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Sep 10, 2016 05:45
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Yeah but all the apps work on iphones, duh.
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Sep 10, 2016 05:48
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Well of course I'm gonna buy it, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.
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Sep 10, 2016 05:49
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holy poo poo you owned the youngsters ITT
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Sep 10, 2016 05:49
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Moon Atari posted:I'll pay for my iPhone 7 with the viral video money I'll make after uploading the vine of myself inserting the phone up my butt on the first day of release. I'll also have pre-shot several different demographics reacting to the iPhone in butt video, allowing me to immediately upload them and make youtube cash from being the earliest reaction compilation. Olds will assume my parent's bought it for me even though I am a self-motivated entrepreneur in this brave new content driven economy. 
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Sep 10, 2016 05:51
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the iphone 7 is a significant advancement over my current phone, the iphone 6s. the iphone 7 offers many compelling reasons to upgrade, and I will wait inline for three days to the be first to get one which is easy for me as I have no job and spend my days blogging about coffee and dr who, contributing nothing to society
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Sep 10, 2016 05:51
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Bert Roberge posted:holy poo poo you owned the youngsters ITT thanks
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Sep 10, 2016 05:51
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Sep 10, 2016 05:53
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poisonpill posted:
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Sep 10, 2016 05:53
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NomChompsky posted:Yeah but all the apps work on iphones, duh. Ha I had this android and i couldn't install apps because of some security authentication poo poo and I took it into the store and was all like tellin them hey dicknuts I can't download apps because this wiretap you have on my line won't authenticate with the software servers, and then the guy was all like blah blah you probably got your phone wet or tried to hack ya filthy hippy and I was like suck my dick and he went and got another phone and said it would work and demonstrated that it worked in the store and then I got home and it did the same loving thing again. I was like great cool I can just drive on over to the store whenever I want to install an app. 
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Sep 10, 2016 05:55
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how are people so bad at basic poo poo it's like when people don't get over when they are turning right I just like why why are you so loving inept
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Sep 10, 2016 05:56
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ITT we are Apple shareholders who are worried over how lovely their new phone looks
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Sep 10, 2016 06:07
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dsriggs posted:ITT we are Apple shareholders who are worried over how lovely their new phone looks "This post doesn't make any sense. How can an iPhone look lovely? It's far too expensive for that. What is a shareholder? You must be old."
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Sep 10, 2016 06:09
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im a loving human being
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Sep 10, 2016 06:09
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someone make a picture of krusty drinking a caramel macchiato while his male lover is being pounded in the butt so that gbs can finally implode on itself
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Sep 10, 2016 06:10
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Retarded_Clown_ posted:"this is an OUTRAGE! im ENTITLED to a head phone jack. PAY for new ones?! Its hard enough using mommie and daddies trust fund to make ends meet!" *sips $30 ~organic~ caramel machiatto* Retarded Clown hitting a homerun yet again!
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Sep 10, 2016 06:11
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Does it come with an app that tells me how privileged I am?
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Sep 10, 2016 06:11
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Retarded_Clown_ posted:"this is an OUTRAGE! im ENTITLED to a head phone jack. PAY for new ones?! Its hard enough using mommie and daddies trust fund to make ends meet!" *sips $30 ~organic~ caramel machiatto* 
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Sep 10, 2016 06:13
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without a headphone jack how can I hear the sound of my money being flushed down the fuggin toilet
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Sep 10, 2016 06:20
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caramel maccihato
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Sep 10, 2016 06:21
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MiracleWhale posted:without a headphone jack how can I hear the sound of my money being flushed down the fuggin toilet 
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Sep 10, 2016 06:28
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what is this, some kind of game boy
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samsung supremacy
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Sep 10, 2016 06:31
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whoa WHOA  WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 
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Sep 10, 2016 06:36
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I was born after '85 but before the new millennium and I have bought the new iphone.
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Sep 10, 2016 06:39
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I'm not in a hurry to upgrade from my 6
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Sep 10, 2016 06:41
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Don't worry guys they are gonna sell you an an adaptor!  
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Sep 10, 2016 06:59
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lol atthe filthy poors who cant afford $160 wireless earbuds for there $800 phone
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AlphaKeny1 posted:lol atthe filthy poors who cant afford $160 wireless earbuds for there $800 phone have fun losing them shits 40 mins after you take em outta the box.
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