ITT we are entitled Hipster millenialls reacting to the iphone 7

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Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Here's the thing; i wont buy this phone so i dont care

I still got an Iphone 5

I only use the phone to text, listen to music going to work, make calls and look at somethingawful.com while avoiding work. Why would I need to buy a new phone when this thing already does all of that perfectly

# ? Sep 10, 2016 07:14

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 13:35

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Zzulu posted:

Here's the thing; i wont buy this phone so i dont care

I still got an Iphone 5

I only use the phone to text, listen to music going to work, make calls and look at somethingawful.com while avoiding work. Why would I need to buy a new phone when this thing already does all of that perfectly

cuz your old phone makes you look either poor or cheap and either way the trim is runnin for the exits

# ? Sep 10, 2016 07:16

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

# ? Sep 10, 2016 07:18

hip check please: Jan 11, 2012

MiracleWhale posted:

cuz your old phone makes you look either poor or cheap and either way the trim is runnin for the exits

Anyone even halfway not poo poo won't notice or care what phone you have.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 07:21

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

this phone is nice but im gay lol cuck

# ? Sep 10, 2016 07:30

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

What the he'll is Apple?

# ? Sep 10, 2016 09:41

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

TOM HANKS posted:

Anyone even halfway not poo poo won't notice or care what phone you have.

fuckin lol get a load of this guy

# ? Sep 10, 2016 09:57

Gr4vyB04t: Jan 31, 2010; Hey gurl, hey.

I refuse to be one of those people with green text message bubbles. I am better than that. iPhone 4 lyfe. Ride or die.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 10:53

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

"this is an OUTRAGE! im ENTITLED to a head phone jack. PAY for new ones?! Its hard enough using mommie and daddies trust fund to make ends meet!" *sips $30 ~organic~ caramel machiatto*

You suck.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 10:54

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

CJacobs posted:

You suck.

You're gonna get probated for that.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 10:56

Han Solomon: Mar 7, 2015; BOUND
AND
GAGGED

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

" caramel machiatto*

Goldmine

# ? Sep 10, 2016 12:02

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

ohh-hh, look at me, I'm an entitled hipster millennial and I have a bright shiny beak and big ostrich feathers growing out of my buttcheeks. Well, the clock-ometer on the mantelpane is telling me it's gay o'clock, so I need to get back to my job at Starbucks now. It was nice meeting you, my name is an unpronounceable string of ultrasonic syllables I denote with the mark >-{, so hit me up on faceBook whenever. And I looooooove the iPhone 7

# ? Sep 10, 2016 12:10

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Zorodius posted:

ohh-hh, look at me, I'm an entitled hipster millennial and I have a bright shiny beak and big ostrich feathers growing out of my buttcheeks. Well, the clock-ometer on the mantelpane is telling me it's gay o'clock, so I need to get back to my job at Starbucks now. It was nice meeting you, my name is an unpronounceable string of ultrasonic syllables I denote with the mark >-{, so hit me up on faceBook whenever. And I looooooove the iPhone 7

Pitch perfect parody like this is what keeps me comeing back to gbs

# ? Sep 10, 2016 12:22

Time_pants: Jun 25, 2012; Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Zzulu posted:

Here's the thing; i wont buy this phone so i dont care

I still got an Iphone 5

I only use the phone to text, listen to music going to work, make calls and look at somethingawful.com while avoiding work. Why would I need to buy a new phone when this thing already does all of that perfectly

LOL you use your phone to make calls? Hey, when you get back from Country Kitchen and take your Centrum Silver, do you think you could tell us what the Korean War was like?

# ? Sep 10, 2016 12:50

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

what's a caramel macchiato?

# ? Sep 10, 2016 12:57

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

I'm the guy who sat outside an apple store and cried when Steve Jobs died except now I'm doing it for headphone jacks

# ? Sep 10, 2016 13:10

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Ha I had this android and i couldn't install apps because of some security authentication poo poo and I took it into the store and was all like tellin them hey dicknuts I can't download apps because this wiretap you have on my line won't authenticate with the software servers, and then the guy was all like blah blah you probably got your phone wet or tried to hack ya filthy hippy and I was like suck my dick and he went and got another phone and said it would work and demonstrated that it worked in the store and then I got home and it did the same loving thing again. I was like great cool I can just drive on over to the store whenever I want to install an app.

Sorry about your mental retardism not allowing you to download apps from Google play or any of the bazillion Russian sites where you can get apks of paid apps for free.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 13:18

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Oh gently caress yeah he's back

# ? Sep 10, 2016 13:20

12gaugelobotomy: Apr 25, 2012

#3.5mmheadphonejackgate #yolo #froyo #myparentsmessydivorce

# ? Sep 10, 2016 13:20

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

NomChompsky posted:

I just can't do android, I just can't.

me, unironically

# ? Sep 10, 2016 13:32

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

when girls see them green text bubbles theyll be makin the same face they make when they see your little baby dick followed by lots of laughter

# ? Sep 10, 2016 13:33

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

I can't wait forbthe iPhone 7 Classic which hasball the features people actually liked that werebtaken away for no raisin

# ? Sep 10, 2016 14:03

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

IF you're whiteknighting apple it looks like you're the millennial OP :smuggo:

_{i have an android like a civilised person}

# ? Sep 10, 2016 15:23

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

ITT we're a bitch working for a company contracted by apple to try and sway opinions about the either pointless abandonment or malicious omission of a standard that's been around since before the inception of their wack rear end company and will continue well after this backfires harder than one button mice and firewire

# ? Sep 10, 2016 15:26

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

carousel milano :gb2fyad:

# ? Sep 10, 2016 15:31

Sic Semper Goon: Mar 1, 2015; Eu tu?; Switchblade Switcharoo

NomChompsky posted:

I just can't do android, I just can't.

How am I supposed to fit in at the art school I've been chopping and changing degrees at for the past eight years?

EDIT: While claiming "I'm, like, a Bolshevik, but only ironically".

Sic Semper Goon fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Sep 10, 2016

# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:30

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

thathonkey posted:

when girls see them green text bubbles theyll be makin the same face they make when they see your little baby dick followed by lots of laughter

green is the color of oscar the grouch who lives in a fuckin trash can, this ain't hard people

# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:41

Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

as a entitled millenial do i catastrophize this or do i as a hipster millennial do i scoff at practical functionality

# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:57

Blockade: Oct 22, 2008

if youre not giving money to the worlds biggest corporation/not participating in the conspicuous consumption rat race then you hate transgendered people, minorities, Hillary Clinton, and women

# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:12

dookifex_maximus: Aug 10, 2016; by zen death robot

all the nice headphones I've ever owned had a removable, replaceable double-male cord, so the male-iphone cords will fix your problems

# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:14

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

I'm prioritizing the money I give to Audio-Technica over a theoretical tithe to Apple.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:24

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

Blockade posted:

if youre not giving money to the worlds biggest corporation/not participating in the conspicuous consumption rat race then you hate transgendered people, minorities, Hillary Clinton, and women

what if i hate all those people but i don't want to buy an iphone do i still have to

# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:26

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Aralan posted:

what if i hate all those people but i don't want to buy an iphone do i still have to

Buy one of those chinese iphones sold by fake steve jobs.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:36

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

post the vegan fonzi crying by the steve jobs flowers already and the thread is summarized

# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:46

Kibbles n Shits: Apr 8, 2006; burgerpug.png; Fun Shoe

"Oh hey the new iPhone came out" *pulls out wallet*
"Oh you need a proprietary connector to use earbuds? Ok *pulls out wallet*
*goes home and has sex*

# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:47