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Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe

Nooner posted:

Cocaine is probably the coolest drug cause A rich people do it B it's hella 80s and C It makes you feel real good.


I don't do it thought cause I'm not in college anymore and not a cool 80s business guy which are the only two times it's really acceptable to do it imo

This is basically a d.a.r.e. commercial for goons. Everyone knows mixing is the best and most coolest.

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Coke makes you horny but doesn't it also gently caress up your dick

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Cordon bleu posted:

This is basically a d.a.r.e. commercial for goons. Everyone knows mixing is the best and most coolest.

Please don't say the "d" word in my thread lest you summon another rereg of that poor mentally ill rapist

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Sorry too busy jacking off to post.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I tried not jerking off for a week but i don't think it made much difference

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
Cocaine numbs the nerves while also spreading the sails of the spirit. Your man gun will be rigid but it will not shoot. Some encompassing man might, by sheer force, work his way to the promised land while riding the white pony. He is a rare breed and his ways come with a cost. Much chaffing, much lube needed. Muscles sore and groaning in the friction dance. Bones weary and shaking when finally shot. Pachou Pachou cowboy. Pachou pachou.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Hmm still sounds better thsn my current sitch where i get soft and also csnt shoot

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

If you don't jerk off before sleeping idk what you're doing with your life.

edit: oh yeah and not clearing the pipes regularly is probably a good way to speed up prostate cancer so those nofap idiots are gonna pay for their made up bullshit in the end lols

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

jeff smisek posted:

Everyone just post your dick thx

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Mange Mite posted:

Hmm still sounds better thsn my current sitch where i get soft and also csnt shoot

Consider a change to your anti-depressants / meds or invest in a Rubber Band of Sexhaving before you commit to rooting your libido to a drug. Goons already tend to have heart problems as is and Viagra is designed to overclock that sucker for sexytimes regardless of what your other medications might say.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I used some of my cool sex moves on my girlfrend this morning, i think that there is some statistic thing where like ever tiem you do sex you get an extra 4 times to "J/O" before you go blind and get hairy palms its like a thing a gypsy told me so i know it is real

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe
nooner you're a real crummy poster. please try to step it up in the future, ok?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Consider a change to your anti-depressants / meds or invest in a Rubber Band of Sexhaving before you commit to rooting your libido to a drug. Goons already tend to have heart problems as is and Viagra is designed to overclock that sucker for sexytimes regardless of what your other medications might say.

Great my Amazon suggested product list changed to weird.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

two forty posted:

nooner you're a real crummy poster. please try to step it up in the future, ok?

sounds like someone forgot to touch his dick :nono:

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe

Nooner posted:

I poo poo MY PANTS

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

two forty posted:

nooner you're a real crummy poster. please try to step it up in the future, ok?

Reg Date: Aug 17, 2009

:rolleyes:

:munch:

:grin:

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

j@cking off and c*mming feel good man

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