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Nooner posted:Cocaine is probably the coolest drug cause A rich people do it B it's hella 80s and C It makes you feel real good. This is basically a d.a.r.e. commercial for goons. Everyone knows mixing is the best and most coolest.
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 03:12 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:48 |
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Coke makes you horny but doesn't it also gently caress up your dick
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 03:14 |
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Cordon bleu posted:This is basically a d.a.r.e. commercial for goons. Everyone knows mixing is the best and most coolest. Please don't say the "d" word in my thread lest you summon another rereg of that poor mentally ill rapist
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 03:15 |
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Sorry too busy jacking off to post.
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 03:16 |
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I tried not jerking off for a week but i don't think it made much difference
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 03:19 |
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Cocaine numbs the nerves while also spreading the sails of the spirit. Your man gun will be rigid but it will not shoot. Some encompassing man might, by sheer force, work his way to the promised land while riding the white pony. He is a rare breed and his ways come with a cost. Much chaffing, much lube needed. Muscles sore and groaning in the friction dance. Bones weary and shaking when finally shot. Pachou Pachou cowboy. Pachou pachou.
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 03:20 |
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Hmm still sounds better thsn my current sitch where i get soft and also csnt shoot
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 03:22 |
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If you don't jerk off before sleeping idk what you're doing with your life. edit: oh yeah and not clearing the pipes regularly is probably a good way to speed up prostate cancer so those nofap idiots are gonna pay for their made up bullshit in the end lols
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:05 |
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jeff smisek posted:Everyone just post your dick thx .
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:18 |
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Mange Mite posted:Hmm still sounds better thsn my current sitch where i get soft and also csnt shoot Consider a change to your anti-depressants / meds or invest in a Rubber Band of Sexhaving before you commit to rooting your libido to a drug. Goons already tend to have heart problems as is and Viagra is designed to overclock that sucker for sexytimes regardless of what your other medications might say.
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:27 |
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I used some of my cool sex moves on my girlfrend this morning, i think that there is some statistic thing where like ever tiem you do sex you get an extra 4 times to "J/O" before you go blind and get hairy palms its like a thing a gypsy told me so i know it is real
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 01:04 |
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nooner you're a real crummy poster. please try to step it up in the future, ok?
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 01:13 |
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Consider a change to your anti-depressants / meds or invest in a Rubber Band of Sexhaving before you commit to rooting your libido to a drug. Goons already tend to have heart problems as is and Viagra is designed to overclock that sucker for sexytimes regardless of what your other medications might say. Great my Amazon suggested product list changed to weird.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 01:33 |
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two forty posted:nooner you're a real crummy poster. please try to step it up in the future, ok? sounds like someone forgot to touch his dick
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 01:33 |
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Nooner posted:I poo poo MY PANTS
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 01:34 |
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two forty posted:nooner you're a real crummy poster. please try to step it up in the future, ok? Reg Date: Aug 17, 2009
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 07:17 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:48 |
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j@cking off and c*mming feel good man
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