is it bad to j@ck off and c*m?

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Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

lol I just noticed the * looks like a lil butthole

( * )

huh

don't think I could jo to it tho

i am imaginative as heck but denesnsitized to butts and the holes

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 16:52

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Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

You're going to have to jack off when you upgrade to the iPhone 7, op because Apple removed your sex aid.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 17:25

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

extra stout posted:

a lesbian friend of mine told me about something called edging, but it seemed like it has no joy at all in it so i never tried it once

oh god that is those craft scissors that make the ends of papers have lil funny shapes on them right? noooooo

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 17:26

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Nooner posted:

holy fukk i know what ur talking about, my mom used to be hella into craftbooking andhad hella willy wonka scissors and it was like no i just need regular scissors mom!

hells to the yesss my nza 🌚

i wanted to cut my hair with em so my hair would have cool shapes in it but my mom said hair doesn't work that way and ykno what? i believe her. she's a good and kind lady

she also told me jacking off is ok as long as it doesn't take up too much time or interfere with homework and taekwondo practice and helping clean up after dinner

She's wise

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 20:06

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

where can i download your mom's joi

http://www.redtube.com/723997

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 20:15

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

pls don't make fun of her eyebrows it's a disability

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 20:15

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

whoflungpoop posted:

you have to eat all the cum or mail it to a poor kid in africa

oh that reminds me, i never pmed you my new address

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 21:54

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Nooner have you ever sm0ked w33d and then j@cked off until c*m c0mes out?? You gotta watch out tho cuz the w33d makes things t@ste better!

weed makes your cum taste like pinecones but weed also makes pinecones taste AMAAAAAAZING so it can be a bit of a sticky situation

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 22:09

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Mange Mite posted:

Anyway ive considered viagra but im worried i dont have enogh blood kr something and it will knock me out or kill me

i know a blind guy who claims he went blind from snorting viagra, i meant i don't know why you'd lie about that but i can't say for sure if it's true or not so just be careful and don't do a blast just swallow it normal like

# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 02:53

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Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Nooner posted:

Cocaine is probably the coolest drug cause A rich people do it B it's hella 80s and C It makes you feel real good.

I don't do it thought cause I'm not in college anymore and not a cool 80s business guy which are the only two times it's really acceptable to do it imo

id mix it up w heron and shoot it from a needle into my armveins but im not a belushi anymore

# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 03:12

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