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Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Alright goons, GF is outta town, all my friends are "bizzy". So Im drinking alone(it's evening here in the EU).
But i cant just sit inside and drink right? So Im going to a bar, and maybe even a club, All alone! so what are the goon tips and tricks for going out drinking alone? how do you have fun?
I have never gone partying on my own, so I need some advice, does n donts.
I have heard that drinking alone is quite common in USA so I figure you guys should know.

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AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Zombiepop posted:

But i cant just sit inside and drink right?

Lmao

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Well can I? It seems weird and anti-social

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
well then i suggest u tie one on immediately until ur feeling quite wicked and then play a rousing sexy little game of 'gently caress the house' (the walls, the floor, the refrigerator, the couch, the dryer - figure out the best way to dip ur pecker into whatever object u fancy and just pound that poo poo then move along and repeat)

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Sep 10, 2016

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
I dont know of this game, please elaborate.

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face
You just shitpost with a 6 pack of room temperature beer at your side instead of a glass of water/oj/pussy beverage lol it aint hard

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
shitposting you say. I can do that sober. Still, good advice.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkaNB8nVLE0

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Get a good book/video game (whatever floats your boat) and drink. Don't make this complicated.

Or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

drat

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Tricky D posted:

Get a good book/video game (whatever floats your boat) and drink. Don't make this complicated.

Or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8

So I should bring my 3DS to the bar/club? typical goon suggestion.

I can't view that video in my country :(

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Tricky D posted:

Get a good book/video game (whatever floats your boat) and drink. Don't make this complicated.

Or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8

This is actually good advice. I am playing World of Warcraft poo poo faced right now. I am also 700lbs and praying for death.

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

Do you have to drink to have fun, OP?

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Zombiepop posted:

So I should bring my 3DS to the bar/club? typical goon suggestion.

I can't view that video in my country :(

Yes, book a VIP room at the club and get wild with it.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
No I have to either drink or smoke weeeeeed

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


only church I know is snoop dogg's studio

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Tricky D posted:

Yes, book a VIP room at the club and get wild with it.

can you fight other trainers in Pkmn Go yet? would make it a lot easier not bringing my vidya games.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

The Sphinxster posted:

only church I know is snoop dogg's studio

Really good track, thx dude.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

You're never alone in Alcoholism Crew!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Why are there people like Frank in the world?

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Woop Woop! yo prof what happened to your wall of asses posts?

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Zombiepop posted:

can you fight other trainers in Pkmn Go yet? would make it a lot easier not bringing my vidya games.

I don't know, Poke Go is for limp dicked casuals.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
I agree

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
You know when i drink alone i prefer to be by myself

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

amityville anus posted:

You know when i drink alone i prefer to be by myself

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Well, I dont! drinking alone is scary and depressing. I would prefer to drink alone in the company of others.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
What if I pass out? or wanna hit on someone? the only person to hit on here is me! And ehhhh

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Zombiepop posted:

Well, I dont! drinking alone is scary and depressing. I would prefer to drink alone in the company of others.

Hmm... I advise you don't go down this rabbit hole. You have too much to lose.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
When your GF is out of town, you are supposed to take that as an opportunity to hit on yourself repeatedly.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I have no friends.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

go out drinking with your gfs sister, then bang her

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
She don't have a sister, but a brother...

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I post on GBS whilst drinking alone in public, like right now.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
and how is that working out for you?

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I lock myself in the closet and funnel gin into my rear end in a top hat when I post.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Tricky D posted:

When your GF is out of town, you are supposed to take that as an opportunity to hit on yourself repeatedly.

Op will Have the worlds longest j/o party is most likely

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I post on GBS whilst drinking alone in public, like right now.

:same:

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
i already had that yesterday and im still kinda sore.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Zombiepop posted:

and how is that working out for you?

Fine but full disclosure, I'm waiting for somebody to show up so I'm not sure if it counts

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Zombiepop posted:

She don't have a sister, but a brother...

they say no one knows what a man wants like another man

get even more drunk and give it a whirl

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