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- If the OP effortposts, you must shitpost. If you shitpost, demand effortposts. - If your argument is racist, feign objectivity. If your opponent is racist, feign outrage. - There are five topics which cannot fail to become megathreads: 1) feminism 2) fats 3) transsexuals 4) circumcision 5) the proper way to eat food. There is a sixth. It is called gamergate, but it is forbidden. - If you know the subforum and you know your posting style, you need not fear probation in one hundred threads. - When the mods are active, test the rules. When the mods are absent, break them.
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- If participation in your thread is lacking, bump it. - When bumping a thread, do so in such a way that it appears you are providing new content.
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fourth post
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Sep 10, 2016 23:25
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***KRUSTY IMAGE*** Y'all can suck a fart out of my rear end.
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Sep 10, 2016 23:26
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:page1snypa:
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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- If the only responses to your thread are memes, it will be gassed soon.
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Sep 10, 2016 23:26
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Applewhite posted:- If the only responses to your thread are memes, it will be gassed soon. What about the downvotes does that mean gas too?
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Sep 10, 2016 23:27
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tldr
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LT56 posted:What about the downvotes does that mean gas too? - If your thread has a low score, it is in danger of being gassed, unless it is one of the five megathreads, which cannot be killed.
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Sep 10, 2016 23:37
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You learn more from one probation than you do from getting empty quoted a thousand times
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- If everyone in a thread is posting memes, the OP will be shamed. If you are the only one in the thread posting memes, you will be shamed. No matter the outcome, memes are shameful. - If you wish to have a goldmined thread, play along with the OP. Even if his concept is lame, your participation can make it something beautiful.
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Sep 10, 2016 23:48
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Volume posted:You learn more from one probation than you do from getting empty quoted a thousand times
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Applewhite posted:your participation can make it something awful
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- if you are attacked by the enemy in a weak position, claim that you manipulated him into doing so and are therefore a genius of rare posting talent
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if you make a funny joke, the mods will never forget or forgive your transgression. at least that's what i've heard. i've never made a funny joke so i never experienced it first hand.
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Serious Frolicking posted:if you make a funny joke, the mods will never forget or forgive your transgression. at least that's what i've heard. i've never made a funny joke so i never experienced it first hand.
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Sep 11, 2016 00:08
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never argue about anything for more than 3 posts or you may enter a metamorphic state and emerge from your cocoon as a fully formed moridin
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- If your enemy posts their true feelings on a topic, respond "nice meltdown" and any advantage they may have gained will be negated.
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- Always show disdain to the Original Poster, ridicule and contempt is paramount to maintain a degree of hostility to blend in with the locals so that you may avoid enduring said ridicule and contempt. You must never refer to the OP as anything more than just such. speaking of which, op is dumb
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- If your enemy posts opposing views which are well thought out, seek not to attack them head on, but use circular posting to draw him into the swamplands of discourse.
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let "never post sober" be the whole of the law
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- Instead of conveying emotions with words, a GIF or Image can express it for you and is often considered an automatic own against others reply towards you on the subject, no matter how terrible or cliche it may be.
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-say things you don't really mean and if someone responds pretend that you care about the subject until you get bored
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- When you have exhausted your options, a simple ad hominem attack can be the way to go. It is critical to disparage people with a certain sexual orientation, or anything pertaining their genitals which you compare to the standard as underwhelming. Onomatopoeia with flatulence is also optional and can be considered demoralizing in order to discourage people from posting on the matter should you come under attack.
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MiracleWhale posted:let "never post sober" be the whole of the law your allowed to post sober?
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- Other posters can sense blood in the water. Immediately stand your ground and double down on anything that they insult you with.
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the key to a good shitpost is to empty one's mind of all thoughts, notions, ideas, and distractions. then all one has to do is post what remains.
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Sep 11, 2016 00:42
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did he find the finger in your rear end in a top hat in the hike?
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-It is impossible to learn from mistakes, because mistakes are a fake idea. Just post.
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GOON TZU Sincerity is the key to GBS posting. In all things be sincere, even in shitposting. Thus will your enemies know the weight of your statements and fatuous statements. The keen will discern them, the foolhardy will simply take note and emulate them without true understanding. MASTER NOONER Indeed, weak is the poster who doesn't "let it all out". Inside that man is a sea of ridiculous fear. MASTER ENFIELD Even those obsessed with their sexuality have an honesty in their posting, wayward though it may be. MASTER NOONER Thus, be sincere in your insincerity. Fame and infamy flow therefrom.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:did he find the finger in your rear end in a top hat in the hike? It was in the cupcake
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