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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Just found out I'm asexual

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Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-Z3YrHJ1sU

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

you're in good company

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
a sexual what?

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

If I never hear the words 'think piece' again, it'll be too soon.

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
goongratulations!

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Naerasa posted:

If I never hear the words 'think piece' again, it'll be too soon.
i liked it when they were called "op-eds" and "hot takes" were called "lovely opinions"

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Ive had sex twice this week and I think thats enough for me to determine that I'm Asexual, although I might try to have sex with a really attractive girl instead of an average one and see if that changes anything. Back to the original point.. I didn;t enjoy it at all

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you are gay

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Orkin Mang posted:

you are gay

I dont think this is true, it would be even grosser to kiss a man or touch his rear end in a top hat. Also. a dick? No thanks.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Carmant posted:

Just found out I'm asexual

what does that mean carmant?

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what does that mean carmant?

I don't enjoy having sex.

Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe

Carmant posted:

I don't enjoy having sex.

How do you feel about lil debbie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Yeah but dicks are good op u should try a few out and see how it feels. Maybe 3 at once

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


My dick gets hard and I want to stick it in the pussy.. and then I do and it's not that great and I just want it to be over but it's too awkward to just stop so I have to keep having sex until I cum and then I have an excuse to stop. Then hopefully they leave fairly soon after that

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Carmant posted:

I don't enjoy having sex.

have you ever done it? its pretty cool

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?



Free V-Nasty..

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


I'm reading the /r/asexual subreddit and hoping that will clear it up for me.. but I think I am

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Carmant posted:

Just found out I'm asexual

I'm watching Saving Private Ryan.

e: on Netflix instant streaminsg.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Ork of Fiction posted:

I'm watching Saving Private Ryan.

e: on Netflix instant streaminsg.

We watched the Lazarus Effect because she said it was good, but it wasnt very good

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


The other day I watched Neon Bull.. now that's a good movie. I'll admit I touched my dick while he hosed the pregnant girl.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Try watching Raging Bull with your ladyfriend and then try sex again. This is just my professional opinion: that is a good movie.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Carmant posted:

The other day I watched Neon Bull.. now that's a good movie. I'll admit I touched my dick while he hosed the pregnant girl.

what the gently caress is wrong with you

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i lost my virginity watching american history x

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Enfield posted:

i lost my virginity watching american history x

op this guy is hosed up but better than you

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Real talk: do asexuals want to sex anything? Or do they have no libido? If they jack it do they just imagine nothingness?

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with you

Umm. I'm asexual didn't you read the thread.

Vegetable posted:

Real talk: do asexuals want to sex anything? Or do they have no libido? If they jack it do they just imagine nothingness?

I jerk off to porn like a normal person, and I want to have sex but once it's actually happening I realize I don't actually want to be doing it. Source: I'm an Asexual.

Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe

Vegetable posted:

Real talk: do asexuals want to sex anything? Or do they have no libido? If they jack it do they just imagine nothingness?

Pretty hard to become an asexual even when you nuke your sex organs with various sterility treatments. This is why sex offenders have a recidivism rate.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Carmant posted:

Umm. I'm asexual didn't you read the thread.


I jerk off to porn like a normal person, and I want to have sex but once it's actually happening I realize I don't actually want to be doing it. Source: I'm an Asexual.

you are the worst person on the internet

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you are the worst person on the internet

You okay Mumpy Puffinz?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
"And if you cum into an abyss, the abyss also cums into you"
Freddy Asexcual Neatse

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
carmant do you spend much time thinking about how to post the most mundane pablum imaginable?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Carmant posted:

You okay Mumpy Puffinz?

kinda drunk, still hate you

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


I'm worried about Mumpy Puffinz :ohdear:

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Pumpy Muffinz

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
You really should try blowing a guy just to be sure

Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe

Y-Hat posted:

Pumpy Muffinz

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
you should try crushing all your digits flat in a vice your posting would be more interesting to try and read anyway

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Carmant posted:

I'm worried about Mumpy Puffinz :ohdear:

no worries son. Im gonna go to bed soon

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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


N. Senada posted:

You really should try blowing a guy just to be sure

I've done it and I didn't enjoy it

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