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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

N. Senada posted:

"And if you cum into an abyss, the abyss also cums into you"
Freddy Asexcual Neatse
i'm using this for my tinder profile

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
asexuals are just too fat and lazy to try to get laid, but they rationalize it as being special.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Y-Hat posted:

Pumpy Muffinz

Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe
~ Sunny Meadowz ~

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Lol.. Pumpy Muffinz XD

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Enfield posted:

i lost my virginity watching american history x

My current wife and I hosed with this in the background for the first week we dated

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I just had sex with two women at once, OP. Thanks for helping average things out.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
What kind of porn do you look at?

If it's real-people porn then idk
But if it's hentai (superior porn), then I understand your plight because meat women are not comely like my flat women

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Carmant posted:

Lol.. Pumpy Muffinz XD

that used to be my name

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Dude you shouldnt have changed that name.. it freaking owns

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
suck pigshit out of a porkfarm pond op

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


The Protagonist posted:

suck pigshit out of a porkfarm pond op

The pigs probably don't poo poo in the pond Einstein

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Airborne Viking posted:

My current wife and I hosed with this in the background for the first week we dated

Are you neonazis? I wonder if there's a cut of that movie that ends right as he's getting arrested, after the curbstomp. Wagner starts to swell up as it fades to credits.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Carmant posted:

The pigs probably don't poo poo in the pond Einstein

it's pumped into a big cesspool you stupid gently caress go wallow in it instead of posting

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


The Protagonist posted:

it's pumped into a big cesspool you stupid gently caress go wallow in it instead of posting

Dude are you.. melting down?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Carmant posted:

Dude you shouldnt have changed that name.. it freaking owns

I posted in a name change thread and some funny dude just rearranged the m and p in my name

Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Carmant posted:

Dude are you.. melting down?

why do you psot

Serious Frolicking posted:

i'm going to go to sleep now and hopefully i will wake up to a world without the op or not at all

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

The Protagonist posted:

why do you psot

Because sex is off the table

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

Y-Hat posted:

i liked it when they were called "op-eds" and "hot takes" were called "lovely opinions"

is hot take ever used unsarcastically though?

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

Airborne Viking posted:

a sexual what?

Tyrannosaurus.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


The Protagonist posted:

why do you psot

Nice quote I guess? I'm going to call you the Melt-down Man. Sleep tight and have sweet dreams Melt-down Man.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Carl Seitan posted:

Tyrannosaurus.

*spits dip spit everywhere*

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
close this thread like you closed off your body from intimate contact

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Carmant posted:

I've done it and I didn't enjoy it

What was his name?

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Carmant posted:

Nice quote I guess? I'm going to call you the Melt-down Man. Sleep tight and have sweet dreams Melt-down Man.

i can't sleep why aren't you shoveling pigshit into your mouth

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Enfield posted:

i lost my virginity watching american history x

first time I fingered a girl we were watching the passion of the christ

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

MiracleWhale posted:

first time I fingered a girl we were watching the passion of the christ

What was the girl's name? If it was Christie then I have a good joke for you my friend

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Benny Harvey posted:

What was his name?

bengy I think

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Benny Harvey posted:

What was his name?

Eric

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

lol ESKIMO BROS HERE!!!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Iron Prince posted:

lol ESKIMO BROS HERE!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nzBivwWI4A

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I've sometimes have had sex while a movie's on but I would never phrase it as having sex while watching the thing. I usually get distracted. What's it like to really pay attention to a movie while sexing?

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

MiracleWhale posted:

first time I fingered a girl we were watching the passion of the christ

jc wasn't the only one getting nailed that night XD

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
you said earlier you were transitioning

which is it op

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


That Robot posted:

you said earlier you were transitioning

which is it op

I never said that. I did not.

HaveARottenDay
Aug 5, 2013

Manticorny posted:

jc wasn't the only one getting nailed that night XD

:drat:

Carmant is it true asexuals reproduce by budding? Have you experienced this?

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


HaveARottenDay posted:

:drat:

Carmant is it true asexuals reproduce by budding? Have you experienced this?

I love to smoke good bud.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Carmant posted:

I never said that. I did not.

You had a whole thread about this, dude

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Manticorny posted:

jc wasn't the only one getting nailed that night XD

ayyyyyyyyy

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