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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Just found out I'm asexual

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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Ive had sex twice this week and I think thats enough for me to determine that I'm Asexual, although I might try to have sex with a really attractive girl instead of an average one and see if that changes anything. Back to the original point.. I didn;t enjoy it at all

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Orkin Mang posted:

you are gay

I dont think this is true, it would be even grosser to kiss a man or touch his rear end in a top hat. Also. a dick? No thanks.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what does that mean carmant?

I don't enjoy having sex.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


My dick gets hard and I want to stick it in the pussy.. and then I do and it's not that great and I just want it to be over but it's too awkward to just stop so I have to keep having sex until I cum and then I have an excuse to stop. Then hopefully they leave fairly soon after that

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?



Free V-Nasty..

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


I'm reading the /r/asexual subreddit and hoping that will clear it up for me.. but I think I am

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Ork of Fiction posted:

I'm watching Saving Private Ryan.

e: on Netflix instant streaminsg.

We watched the Lazarus Effect because she said it was good, but it wasnt very good

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


The other day I watched Neon Bull.. now that's a good movie. I'll admit I touched my dick while he hosed the pregnant girl.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with you

Umm. I'm asexual didn't you read the thread.

Vegetable posted:

Real talk: do asexuals want to sex anything? Or do they have no libido? If they jack it do they just imagine nothingness?

I jerk off to porn like a normal person, and I want to have sex but once it's actually happening I realize I don't actually want to be doing it. Source: I'm an Asexual.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you are the worst person on the internet

You okay Mumpy Puffinz?

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


I'm worried about Mumpy Puffinz :ohdear:

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


N. Senada posted:

You really should try blowing a guy just to be sure

I've done it and I didn't enjoy it

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Lol.. Pumpy Muffinz XD

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Dude you shouldnt have changed that name.. it freaking owns

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


The Protagonist posted:

suck pigshit out of a porkfarm pond op

The pigs probably don't poo poo in the pond Einstein

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


The Protagonist posted:

it's pumped into a big cesspool you stupid gently caress go wallow in it instead of posting

Dude are you.. melting down?

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


The Protagonist posted:

why do you psot

Nice quote I guess? I'm going to call you the Melt-down Man. Sleep tight and have sweet dreams Melt-down Man.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Benny Harvey posted:

What was his name?

Eric

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


That Robot posted:

you said earlier you were transitioning

which is it op

I never said that. I did not.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


HaveARottenDay posted:

:drat:

Carmant is it true asexuals reproduce by budding? Have you experienced this?

I love to smoke good bud.

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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Mange Mite posted:

I figure this is a good place to ask for advice

I have a very large penis and i suck im bed plus sometimes i cant keep ot up. What do i do

Sounds like you've got Mange on your cock

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