9/11 pager data thread

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That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

in '09 wikileaks released a dump of pager data from 09/10/01 to 09/12/01, capturing the period immediately before and after the attacks.

there's some interesting poo poo in there, especially as pagers are (almost) obsolete today except for a few professions like doctors.

here are some examples I found, albeit not necessarily on-topic:

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2001-09-11 21:50:34 Metrocall [002462169] C ALPHA Frm: 5618053271@airmessage.net Sub: Message from a two-way device Txt: NO FOOTBALL!!//WE(U.S) NEED 2 gently caress HIM UP!!I MEAN CUT HIS MUTHA FUCKIN HEAD OFF!!! P WIZ

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2001-09-11 15:56:37 Metrocall [1543818] C ALPHA I WANT TO SUCK YOU AND gently caress YOU. I WANT YOU TO LICK ME, TOO! I'M WEARING A SEE-THRU OUTFIT.

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2001-09-11 13:15:42 Skytel [005203030] B ALPHA chuck_trout@agilent.com||Hey dude. what the gently caress is going on in the world. give me a call 42927

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2001-09-11 10:58:59 Skytel [007555446] B ALPHA
Yo fam what the gently caress is goin on Dc,Ny,Chi, it goin down 911 holla back.. Welcome to a Syntax era.

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2001-09-11 17:25:41 Skytel [004536789] B ALPHA
we smoked a joint when we got to the car, and we been having beers since we got here. My

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2001-09-11 23:49:37 Skytel [007045408] A ALPHA
just realized you never called me tonight..........you are now on punishment. You SUCK! DAVID RICHARD RUSSELL!!!DICK

you guys could probably find more intereting stuff on here than i did. on google, use site:https://911.wikileaks.org/files/ and then your search term.

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TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

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2001-09-11 21:41:22 Skytel [007045458] B ALPHA
suck my dick you fuckman

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Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

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2001-09-11 11:46:18 Metrocall [1748390]

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That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

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2001-09-11 13:24:14 Arch [100158551] B ALPHA
even during total holocost, Kirkladn has a small penis

lol what the hell, "disco"

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2001-09-11 17:50:03 Metrocall [1544818] A ALPHA
Angie Higgins CRDC-NMMVR-P2 had another application exception on gate.exe. Dispatched DISCO due to no remote keyboard access. Will update as more info becomes avail.

random domestic issues

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2001-09-11 16:55:54 Skytel [004730049] A ALPHA
4156516693@airmessage.net||well, me & my boo aint kinda koo rite now. i be hearin all dis poo poo bout him & his ex & poo poo & now he mad. poo poo im mad 2. im da one who gotta deal wit all dis bullshit. well imma holler at u later ionnoe

this guy is so pumped about this pager

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2001-09-11 21:38:54 Skytel [007517258] C ALPHA
Kevin's pager is the poo poo!

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Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

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2001-09-11 07:17:03 Arch [0432616] C ALPHA
Sev3 open S3040915 KENNETH PIGAGA 2126224628 380MADISON11 GLOBAL INVESTMENT BANKING MTGRPWARE User is in the U.K. and needs his lotus notes Id and notes.dsk. sent to 09/11/01 07:16:48

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Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

I think this explains it perfectly.

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(24)27:ABS: EMMC/UPDATE: MULTIPLE DS3 (50) OUTAGE. VERIZON IS REPORTNING THAT THEY HAVE A FIRE IN THEIR NY C/O. BECAUSE OF THE FIRE, CKTS CAN NOT BE IDENTIFIED, THEREFORE THERE ARE NO ALTRTE CAPABILITIES. VERIZON IS ATTEMPTING TO ESTABLISH A PL

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Cordon bleu: Sep 11, 2016; by Smythe

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2001-09-12 02:29:42 Metrocall [1111466] C ALPHA
09/12@01:20:21 DALDC01:The master browser has received a server announcement from the computer HB-ICONECT that believes that it is the master browser for the domain on transport NetBT_Tcpip_{E7CD7022-9C94-48E. The master browser is stopping or an

HB-ICONECT huh? Sounds like a throwback to women agency and call me maybe

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r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

Dapper_Swindler posted:

I think this explains it perfectly.

If you cheered for the terrorist rebels in star wars you're a goddamn unamerican commie

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That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

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2001-09-11 17:43:30 Arch [1050490] C ALPHA vstilwel|7:00PM Tonight - in Room 741, Michele Schneider's room -- please meet to meet. If you have booze or snacks or vendors or other team members with you, please bring them! Thanks! You are all so drat great!

haha what the hell

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2001-09-11 21:29:29 Arch [0716643] A ALPHA (18)Matt and Renee, Can you guys assist me with some of these drat action items so we can process some of these errors? please oh please Jim 1-888-282-5528 / 782-334-374

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2001-09-11 18:00:56 Arch [1219048] C ALPHA I saw that other view and this is definitely all hosed up. My head is pounding-drat beer. I'm going to go take something.

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2001-09-11 14:01:37 Skytel [004732475] C ALPHA
Yo Jimmy, drat dude, wassup wit the BOOYAA! Add Drops baby. Cheers........jojo/pfc

check out this prognosticator

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2001-09-11 09:48:37 Skytel [003275452] D ALPHA
drat we will go to war Iraq crashed pentagon an two planes trade center-home

a controversy to this day

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2001-09-11 12:49:54 Arch [0732117] B ALPHA They are showing the drat middle-easters dancing and celebrating

a normal experience at the office on an auspicious date

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2001-09-11 12:49:56 Skytel [007465946] C ALPHA I did not get your message until later. I discussed SA with Tom Peterson. Tom concluded with the following comments: We need to push harder on Management Observations. We need to continue to develop our department PI s. We are improving. JD

fossilized spam

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2001-09-11 05:17:59 Skytel [005190650] C ALPHA alert@msn.com||Hotmail OpinionSurveys/YIO Special Offer:FREE Music CD for Dogs

That Robot fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Sep 11, 2016

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Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

pagers are still pretty active too, theyre ultra reliable

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Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPyd9J9kkJk

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Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

Jonny 290 posted:

pagers are still pretty active too, theyre ultra reliable

unlike your.... posting?? I dunno, seems like there was a joke here. It's gone now.

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Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

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That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

im 80% sure that dees is a schizophrenic

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Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

Downloaded the complete archive. Searched for Lowtax. No results.

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That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

CharlesM posted:

Downloaded the complete archive. Searched for Lowtax. No results.

surprisingly no mention of pokemon or anime

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T.S. Smelliot: Apr 23, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Jonny 290 posted:

pagers are still pretty active too, theyre ultra reliable

How so Jonny? What makes them reliable or a good alternative to simple text?

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dads_work_files: May 14, 2008; important_document.avi

Gaunab posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPyd9J9kkJk

Welcome to your new job here at the north tower of the world trade centre. I'm sure you'll fit in just fine. On your way out remind my secretary to send flowers to my wife as it's her birthday, today, 11th September 2001. Oh would you look at the time, I'm going to miss my 9am meeting.

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Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

2001-09-11 21:50:34 Metrocall [002462169] C ALPHA Frm: 5618053271@airmessage.net Sub: get on the plane or we cancel family guy

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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

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2001-09-11 21:50:34 Metrocall [002462169] C ALPHA
Yo Cheney! turn on the tv and look at what I just did! :^)

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