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Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
I'm trying as hard as I can and I mixed it with water until it turned white but it still tastes like the rancid farts of a dead Frenchman. I even tried it in the summertime, after an expensive French meal. I had the same experience with absinthe and ouzo and that Turkish poo poo they don't call ouzo cause they hate the Greeks, it's all loving unpalatable

What's the secret to acquiring the taste for this garbage?

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
have u tried pizza instead

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
i thought you may have been referring to the delicious baked treat friend

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
i like the ones with the tassles

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

poopnanners posted:

i like the ones with the tassles

that's what i thought this thread was about

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Pearls Before Swine is OK if you don't mind puns I guess

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
smoke cannabis instead op

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

The Sphinxster posted:

Pearls Before Swine is OK if you don't mind puns I guess

hate 'em. next, please!

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004

Iron Prince posted:

have u tried pizza instead

I like pizza.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Have you tried getting it really, really cold?

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Stalizard posted:

I'm trying as hard as I can and I mixed it with water until it turned white but it still tastes like the rancid farts of a dead Frenchman. I even tried it in the summertime, after an expensive French meal. I had the same experience with absinthe and ouzo and that Turkish poo poo they don't call ouzo cause they hate the Greeks, it's all loving unpalatable

What's the secret to acquiring the taste for this garbage?

Raki predates Ouzo.

Jomo
Jul 11, 2009
Had it in Marseille as recommended by my french friends. Trick is to just keep drinking it mixed, and by the 4th cup you'll start appreciating it. And by appreciating it I mean you'll start to forget the taste and enjoy the alcohol.

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Pastis is the liquor version of that dumb loving fake weed that kills 15 year olds

Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

The Protagonist posted:

that's what i thought this thread was about

It's not too late for this thread to be about pasties

Random Page
May 5, 2015
If I want to pass out, Pastis always works well.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Pasties suck it's just a drat nipple

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

black licorice and ouzo own so I guess the answer to your question is grow up you little bitch

Noun Verber
Oct 12, 2006

Cool party, guys.
Continentals are loving garbage, just eat pasties instead of drinking whatever bullshit provincial swill you've been tricked into thinking is fancy.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

poopnanners posted:

i like the ones with the tassles

came here to post this and insult the spelling of the thread

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
No but i sure like putting my dick in ur mom OP

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

poopnanners posted:

i like the ones with the tassles

same and I was all 'turn them white wtf'

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
More of a sausage roll man myself, op.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
im staunchly antipasti

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Any pie that can be held in the hand is a good thing.

Unless it has anise in it. That stuff tastes poisonous.

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dislike of anise is the acid test for who has a bitchmade palette.

Would you also like some ketchup for your well-done steak there, kid?

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Zeno-25 posted:

Dislike of anise is the acid test for who has a bitchmade palette.

Would you also like some ketchup for your well-done steak there, kid?

Pastis literally looks like horse cum

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Salty Josh posted:

Pastis literally looks like horse cum

ugh youre right

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


that looks like my Cum

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

looks like cum... tastes like anise... is there any downside???

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
Cornish pasty is overpriced

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Cum is also a fine beverage, but not as refreshing as a good pastis on a hot day.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Have you tried getting really, really old?

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
I love Pastis, but it isn't something you can drink every day, because you can quickly grow tired of it. But with the right amount of water and the proper temperature, it is just lovely. And it gets you drunk before you even notice it, so for me, as somebody who primarily drinks in order to get poo poo-faced, it's perfect.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
As I understand it, pastis is largely enjoyd by people living in the southern part of France. I take it this is so they can have some understanding of what unpleasantness is.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Pernod and lemonade is nice in summer tbh.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Yes pastis is a south thing and its better left there

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
I like it.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I prefer Piss.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
This thread is about an upper peninsula Michigan pastry item that is filled with beef. Right?

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ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

MC Eating Disorder posted:

Pastis is the liquor version of that dumb loving fake weed that kills 15 year olds

so, jenkem?

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