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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I have a virus! Does anyone have the phone number for technical support?
 
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Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
 I'm on the forums main page on another tab. A scary voice is warning me that my hard drive will be deleted in 5 minutes unless I call technical support. BUT THERE IS NO PHONE NUMBER. Does anyone have the phone number for technical support?

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

 no man do not spread that poo poo here

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Dial 1900-MIXALOT, and kick them nasty thoughts. :kiddo:

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

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i wanna devise a virus
to bring dire straits to your environment

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Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe

Millstone posted:

i wanna devise a virus
to bring dire straits to your environment

GLOBAL CONTROLS WILL HAVE TO BE IMPOSED

CRISES PRECIPITATE CHANGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrEdbKwivCI

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Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

Millstone posted:

i wanna devise a virus
to bring dire straits to your environment

Well you just made me want to put Sultans of Swing on so grats on your success.

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Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Dial 1900-MIXALOT, and kick them nasty thoughts. :kiddo:
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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I've found that technical support will actually Val you. A nice Indian man or woman will give you a ring to let you know your system is infected and theyll walk you through how to greet it Chen by going to their website and following their instructions

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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
SA's office got shut down by the tax man

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
 i don't think tech support can help with your hiv

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Berious
Nov 13, 2005
 Just wait for them to call you.

Microsoft calls me pretty regularly. I think the last person who lived here must have needed a lot of technical support.

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The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
I have it here somewhere and I'd give it to you but first I really need to call the IRS back ASAP because they're going to sue me.

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





 Just send your bitcoins! HURRY, SEND THEM NOW!!!

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