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Do you think you'd finally get around to doing all the new things you've been afraid to try because you didn't have time for them? Or do you think you'd waste eternity doing the same things you've wasted your life on only worse because now you don't even have the fear of your own death to motivate you?
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I'd probably spend a lot more time masturbating OP.
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Sep 11, 2016 18:57
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What would you do if you were immoral?
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Sep 11, 2016 18:58
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I can't imagine it changing much. I would continue picking my nose and randomly stumbling into strokes of good and bad luck.
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Sep 11, 2016 18:59
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russian roulette
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Sep 11, 2016 18:59
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Tomato Burger posted:What would you do if you were immoral? I'd probably masturbate more.
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Sep 11, 2016 18:59
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So much... Op... you don't even know You don't even want to know.
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Sep 11, 2016 19:01
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I'd just play Don't Fear the Reaper on repeat, get fat on pudding, get the high score on Galaga and Area 51, and poo poo where I walk. 
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Sep 11, 2016 19:01
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finish a game of civ 5
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Sep 11, 2016 19:01
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Take out other immortals and win The Game.
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Sep 11, 2016 19:02
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Id go mashing by myself more often and not get thrown out or banned from the venue
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Sep 11, 2016 19:02
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kazr posted:russian roulette but wouldn't the bullets just shatter your head open? and you'd have to continue through eternity with a shattered head? how would that work?
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Sep 11, 2016 19:02
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Applewhite posted:Do you think you'd finally get around to doing all the new things you've been afraid to try because you didn't have time for them? Or do you think you'd waste eternity doing the same things you've wasted your life on only worse because now you don't even have the fear of your own death to motivate you?
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Sep 11, 2016 19:03
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kill myself
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Sep 11, 2016 19:04
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I'd kick all the side mirrors off a strip of cars during a "white night" (like 7 cars cuz its lucky) and make out with guys girlfriends in front of them on the streets in public.
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Sep 11, 2016 19:05
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Ur mom lol
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Sep 11, 2016 19:05
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i would put off all the poo poo i had to do for thousands of years
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Sep 11, 2016 19:05
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Research a way to kill myself. Spend every waking hour making sure I could die. What happens when the human civilization goes extinct as it inevitably will? What happens when the sun expands and consumes the earth? You'll just be floating in space forever with just your thoughts to keep you company while you suffer in agony from suffocating and dehydration and starvation and solar radiation and near zero degree temperature. It would be worse than hell.
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Sep 11, 2016 19:06
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I'd read more books
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Sep 11, 2016 19:06
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I'll become a wandering hermit, bestowing ancient wisdom upon those I meet. "Brush your teeth daily", "Wipe after pooping", "9/11 was an inside job".
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Sep 11, 2016 19:07
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935 posted:Research a way to kill myself. Spend every waking hour making sure I could die. What happens when the human civilization goes extinct as it inevitably will? What happens when the sun expands and consumes the earth? You'll just be floating in space forever with just your thoughts to keep you company while you suffer in agony from suffocating and dehydration and starvation and solar radiation and near zero degree temperature. It would be worse than hell. 
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Sep 11, 2016 19:08
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I'd probably go for a walk in the ocean, just go for a cross Atlantic trip, all that
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Sep 11, 2016 19:08
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All that terrible keys to the vip poo poo you hear about but never see. Like taking a girl on a date then picking up 4 other girls at a booth, then making out with a couple of them in front of their friends, then taking one home and banging her, throwing her out. That kind of stuff.
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Sep 11, 2016 19:09
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I would single handedly keep gbs alive 10^99 years from now!
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Sep 11, 2016 19:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezT7P970Bw4
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Sep 11, 2016 19:10
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I would move in with a bunch of women that hated me and then do abstract Tony Robbins motivational speeches while ignoring every lie they speak and planning to steal all their Charles Manson art.
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Sep 11, 2016 19:11
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a hole-y ghost posted:you can't make one of these threads without specifying the nature of the immortality. what are the rules??? Whatever sort of immortality is most appealing to you.
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Sep 11, 2016 19:28
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935 posted:Research a way to kill myself. Spend every waking hour making sure I could die. What happens when the human civilization goes extinct as it inevitably will? What happens when the sun expands and consumes the earth? You'll just be floating in space forever with just your thoughts to keep you company while you suffer in agony from suffocating and dehydration and starvation and solar radiation and near zero degree temperature. It would be worse than hell. Mods??
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Sep 11, 2016 19:29
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Jose posted:kill myself
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Sep 11, 2016 19:29
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I wouldn't wrap it up.
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Sep 11, 2016 19:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsDOqeQEvH0
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Sep 11, 2016 19:29
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Applewhite posted:Whatever sort of immortality is most appealing to you.
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Sep 11, 2016 19:33
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a hole-y ghost posted:you can't make one of these threads without specifying the nature of the immortality. what are the rules??? Yeah I mean are we talking like invincible or like do you never age or do you just live forever eventually becoming a shambling mess of a human being. Because being invincible would be kind of awesome but just living for eternity would probably blow. These are extremely important questions! 
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Sep 11, 2016 19:34
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or is it like, you're uploaded into the cloud computer thing??
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Sep 11, 2016 19:36
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start doing coke start selling coke suck dick for coke not necessarily in that order
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Sep 11, 2016 19:36
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i'd probably be alive forever, OP
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Sep 11, 2016 19:37
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I guess become the God Emperor in like 18 000 years or whatever the Warhammer chronology is
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Sep 11, 2016 19:39
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I would get eaten by a boa constrictor and then stand up on the inside of it, flex and make it spray it's guts everywhere. The id make a cool snakeskin jacket and have lots of bebbies with lots of ladies. 
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Sep 11, 2016 19:40
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Kill other lesser gods for fun.
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Sep 11, 2016 19:41
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Applewhite posted:Mods?? I really don't think there is anything wrong with his post as he does contribute content. Realistic content to be honest. Human extinction is as inevitable as entropy. The other problem being immortal would be building relationships. How can you relate to someone who is 1/100th your age or even someone you know will pass with time? Making an emotional investment in someone else is already pretty difficult, but having quite a few of them and knowing that you'll outlast them is pretty depressing. What do you do after you've literally experienced everything? I would probably spend my time playing music and traveling across the world. I would try and record as much of our history, current and future, so that I could share it later on (unlike the Vatican). Maybe invest in water resources and land and wait for overpopulation so that I could sell it for massive profit. One thing that would be interesting, regardless of the massive amount of time it takes to get there, would be seeing the end of the universe and maybe it's rebirth. It would basically answer everything religion has tried to explain to us.
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