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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Someone mentioned alcohol earlier, and I wonder if she's drinking at charity functions to make it seem like she's normal

Whatever meds she's on probably aren't supposed to be taken with alcohol

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Apr 8, 2012

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LegoPirateNinja posted:

im sorry about her real condition that's worse than pneumonia

:pray:

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

EugeneJ posted:

Someone mentioned alcohol earlier, and I wonder if she's drinking at charity functions to make it seem like she's normal

Whatever meds she's on probably aren't supposed to be taken with alcohol

she's probably an old drunk drug addict i think best thing for her is some time in the prison

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

reallivedinosaur posted:

she's probably an old drunk drug addict i think best thing for her is some time in the prison

A private prison

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

quote:

Clinton, Bill. Corrupt gladhanding weasel. (Likable in person.) Horn-dog; reportedly nailed Sharon Stone on election evening.
Holy poo poo, if he actually did this, I like the guy so much I even like Hillary more.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

EugeneJ posted:

A private prison

In the oval office.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Wouldn't it be great to just once I my goddamn lifetime have two presidential candidates about whom the argument is "well A did this great thing but my guy, B, did this way better thing."

Why does it ALWAYS have to be an argument about who the biggest scum bag is? Not that anyone here is wrong, they're both streaming piles of dog poo poo.

cnut
May 3, 2016

If Hillary is elected, will her pussy be known as the "oval office"?

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
i can't loving wait until trump wins so the obnoxious ultrahillary camp can finally have a near life encounter

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
All of this is tiresome and stupid. One person will be the President of the United States next January. It will either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. Choose.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
a bern win would do too but would be less devastating to these peoples egos

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Lichy posted:

i can't loving wait until trump wins so the obnoxious ultrahillary camp can finally have a near life encounter

He's not gonna win

I'm voting for him but he's not gonna win

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

gleebster posted:

All of this is tiresome and stupid. One person will be the President of the United States next January. It will either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. Choose.

actually it's going to be Tim Kaine after Hillary is eaten by pneumonia

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Lichy posted:

i can't loving wait until trump wins so the obnoxious ultrahillary camp can finally have a near life encounter

David Brock killing himself would be the best end to this election

INTERACTIVE CD-ROM
Nov 18, 2005

Love?

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Wouldn't it be great to just once I my goddamn lifetime have two presidential candidates about whom the argument is "well A did this great thing but my guy, B, did this way better thing."

Well, Clinton talks to ghosts but the other guy, Trump, shaved Vince McMahon's head

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

cnut posted:

If Hillary is elected, will her pussy be known as the "oval office"?

oval orifice

cnut
May 3, 2016


LOL that's even better!

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
GBS hates women.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

GBS hates women.

I voted for the Sarah Palin ticket you take that back

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
what does the world trade center and hillary clinton have in common?

they both collapsed on 9/11

cnut
May 3, 2016

a bone to pick posted:

GBS hates women.

I don't. I'm loving one right now!

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Apr 8, 2012

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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

what does the world trade center and hillary clinton have in common?

they both collapsed on 9/11
:thumbsup:

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
wtf theyre really carting her around trying to win the election weekend at bernies style???

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

what does the world trade center and hillary clinton have in common?

they both collapsed on 9/11

lol

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

a bone to pick posted:

GBS hates women.

tell it to qcs, gramps

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

what does the world trade center and hillary clinton have in common?

they both collapsed on 9/11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXkQnpG3ll8

theres better videos that include her crumpling into the asphalt but i like this one for the amount of effort he put in on short notice

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


bring back old gbs posted:

wtf theyre really carting her around trying to win the election weekend at bernies style???

hey it worked for reagan

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

bring back old gbs posted:

wtf theyre really carting her around trying to win the election weekend at bernies style???

Great movie idea.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

a bone to pick posted:

GBS hates women.

tbh i find the reference to hillary's "wet pussy" in the thread title to be extremely offensive, not to mention extremely implausible

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
did anyone say it's a transponder tuned to the hailing frequency of her home planet alpha draconis yet

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

William F Cuckley posted:

did anyone say it's a transponder tuned to the hailing frequency of her home planet alpha draconis yet

No she came from inside the hollow earth actually so i don't know why someone would say that

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Hillary is going to want to sit for presidential debates and Trump will demand everyone stand and finally Trump will give in but then during the debates when Hillary is sitting Trump will stand the whole time anyway.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
hillary will sit in a little stool in the middle of the stage, weak and frail, and trump will pace around her, roaring like a lion

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
i heard trump is going to kill a live giraffe on the senate floor to show congress he means business

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
Trump's rebuttal to every one of HRCs arguments will be "wanna fight about it? I didnt think so" :smugdon:

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

AugmentedVision posted:

everything is way too complicated for anyone to predict and every single prediction based on qualitative reasoning that people make about politics or any other topic is just a product of the the feeble human mind's need to create a narrative out of a chaotic universe

if you're cynical enough and allow for "reactionary progressives" things start to make a lot more sense and become more predictable, but yeah, I was blown away when the first US citizen was killed on US Soil by drone before the first drone terror attack

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

dookifex_maximus posted:

i heard trump is going to kill a live giraffe on the senate floor to show congress he means business

He's actually going to slay an elephant so the GOP has to change its logo to him

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C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Didn't people say Bernie was too old to be president? Lol

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