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Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

Oh man, Hank aged? This truly is the best continuity.

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notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Android Blues posted:

Oh man, Hank aged? This truly is the best continuity.

And now looks like Michael Douglas.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
you dastardly fiend, where did you hide him?

uh, he is right in front of you. did you not recognize him for some reason?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



?....how did neither of you notice him?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

bunnyofdoom posted:

?....how did neither of you notice him?

If it's not in front of them then they can not see it

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

I'm gonna give them a pass on this one and say if you're tiny and you have a giant Egghead in front of you taking up most of the view you'll be forgiven for not noticing the sleeping old guy in the corner of the room.

OptimusShr
Mar 1, 2008
:dukedog:

X-O posted:

I'm gonna give them a pass on this one and say if you're tiny and you have a giant Egghead in front of you taking up most of the view you'll be forgiven for not noticing the sleeping old guy in the corner of the room.

It looks to me that Egghead was leaning forward facing them and taking up their field of view. In today's strip it looks like he stood upright and moved back.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Personally I just enjoy that he immediately shrunk two of his captives, sucked them up with a vacuum, and encased them in plastic, but the third guy who he's had for much longer is just tied to a chair in the corner.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

OptimusShr posted:

It looks to me that Egghead was leaning forward facing them and taking up their field of view. In today's strip it looks like he stood upright and moved back.

I'm just going to go with "they are dumb" because it's funnier to me.

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.
Oh no, he's after Hank Pym's secret recipe of eleven herbs and spices!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


Egghead, how can you not??

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Ok, if this story concludes with JJJ kicking in the door, shotgun in hand...or flying through the wall in another Iron Jonah suit, it will officially be the greatest thing ever.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



And then gloating over shrunken spidey, leading to a build up and tension til pym restores him to full size once again proving Spidey can't do poo poo by himself

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!



Uh, well this got awkward...

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
.......How?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Spousal murder is pretty dark for the newspaper Spider-verse.

SpiritOfLenin
Apr 29, 2013

be happy :3


Lurdiak posted:

Spousal murder is pretty dark for the newspaper Spider-verse.

I'm guessing she's actually shrunk in a bottle somewhere, exactly because of that.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

He probably shrunk her and then forgot where he put her or lost her, and she's been running around loving with his experiments in true Jameson fashion ever since.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
For a second I read that as "So i had to become HER"

Rent-a-Bot
Oct 21, 2012

FOOL! DOCTOR DOOM DOES AS HE PLEASES!
:gaz: :gaz: :gaz:

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

For a second I read that as "So i had to become HER"

I can't believe we missed a chance at seeing egghead in drag.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

I don't want to hear about Egghead dominating his wife.

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013
I hope the new tradition of every strip ending with a closeup on Egghead touching his face weirdly continues forever.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



SPIDER SENSE TINGLING

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
hmm, they are trapped in hard, rectangular objects... oh no. dear god, no! newspaper spiderman has become.... a brick!!!!

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

For a second I read that as "So i had to become HER"

So Goodbye Horses is playing in the background?

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Endless Mike posted:

October 7, 2016


I see Hank Pym has gotten the Michael Douglas treatment.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



notthegoatseguy posted:

I see Hank Pym has gotten the Michael Douglas treatment.

Throat cancer from eating out too often?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



The artist really loves drawing the zoom in arrow bubble for tiny ant/spider man.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Hey they're cute.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Just use the hammer?!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Oh my god. :roflolmao:

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Synthbuttrange posted:



Just use the hammer?!

I'm legit surprised that newspapers still allow two characters to prominently smoke in a Sunday strip (Jameson and Robbie).

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Synthbuttrange posted:



Just use the hammer?!

ohhh this is the best

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
"Oh right, GUN!"

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Hmmmm

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Wow. Egg head has both a magic changing gun and also the worst loving aim

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Interesting What If? issue there

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

bunnyofdoom posted:

Wow. Egg head has both a magic changing gun and also the worst loving aim

Also Egghead managed to capture Ant Man 2 again :psyduck:

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

bunnyofdoom posted:

Wow. Egg head has both a magic changing gun and also the worst loving aim

Psychedelicatessen posted:

Also Egghead managed to capture Ant Man 2 again :psyduck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTxw5nQX7SA&t=12s

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

You try shooting at something the size of two ants.

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