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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i was unaware that he existed before now, but i love that there is someone who can only wistfully aspire to the great scientific achievements of hank pym.

He was dead for a long time due to Hawkeye

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

bunnyofdoom posted:

?....how did neither of you notice him?

If it's not in front of them then they can not see it

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

For a second I read that as "So i had to become HER"

So Goodbye Horses is playing in the background?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
JJJ should just go Schillinger on him.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Its just a rock

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Next week Ronan vs clown

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Foxfire_ posted:

There was a X-man who had flying powers + involuntary shapeshifting. When flying at speed, she would change to be streamlined and protected against the wind. Think she got put on a bus when they shuffled new mutants.

And if she got on that bus she was then blown the gently caress up

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
The secret weapon is Groot

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

That second panel is something else

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
I love how many amazing panels are coming from this saga

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Tiggum posted:

That's not even unusual for newspaper Spider-Man. He's been to a doctor's appointment with his costume on underneath his clothes, he's tried to board an aeroplane in costume, he's showed up repeatedly on the set of one of MJ's films in costume (which made everyone there think she must be having an affair with Spider-Man behind Peter's back). Protecting his secret identity is basically his number one concern and yet is absolutely terrible at it.

The best part of the airplane was the aint i stinker Obama panel. Followed by the rear end in a top hat kid

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Alhazred posted:

Or more likely: After realizing that she's trapped in a loveless marriage she takes the opportunity and drives away.

Mary Jane in the Jack role

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLAQiwEGGKs

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

AfroSquirrel posted:

Ronan, that's a tuning fork you're holding. Is the sentry some sort of musical instrument?

It's a hint that black bolt is coming

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
He looks like colossus after he was brainwashed by arcade

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Synthbuttrange posted:



Oh no our only streetlight!

So many panels from this storyline that can be so easily taken out of context.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Synthbuttrange posted:



Next strip, Ronan blows his own head off.

I am impressed with his Liefeld anatomy

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Now that we're reaching the conclusion, what character are you expecting to show up next arc in four months? My guess is a sexy Loki adventure in Chicago.

Vulture since the movie is coming out, but that might be in three years.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Mover posted:

My dream is that after this arc they adopt Rocket as their friendly raccoon pet and he stays on earth as a regular cast member, with hijinks

Rocket keeps on taking the rap for Peter eating garbage

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

CapnAndy posted:

God thank you. Amazing Spider-Man 661.



bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Mr. Squishy posted:

It's 100% a dig at Ditko. I dunno, maybe once you've frozen out the creator as just some work for hire schlub you shouldn't take potshots but hey-ho.

He has refused any money for spider-man. They found him using spider-man artwork as cutting boards

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
He is being treated like Kyle Rayner's girlfriend

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Rocket watched empire strikes back and got some ideas

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Synthbuttrange posted:



Good on MJ, dont put up with his garbage talk.

Yes fed him air....

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Lamont Cranston posted:

OK Rocket, but if you're going to leave the trunk popped and his feet sticking out you really should put a red flag on there

Shocked he has not added the tag to his toe yet, or removed the feet to make sure he could close it. Yes Spider-man the Kree can regrow their limbs

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Jerusalem posted:

What are the chances of a Newspaper Marvel/Vertigo crossover, because God I would love to see John Constantine have to drag Newspaper Spider-Man's bumbling rear end through an adventure :allears:

I think it would take him one strip to get tired of his poo poo and just leave

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
He is going to face the wall!

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

oh, so this is about count nefaria proposing to aunt may. mystery solved!

She is going to introduce us to her new boyfriend the vulture or lets say cloud 9

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Lobok posted:

Having sex is unfortunately the one thing Newspaper Peter does extremely quickly.

Mary Jane beats him up and leaves a brick by his head and blames it.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

The MSJ posted:

Is Aunt May wearing lipstick? Has the glamor of Hollywood got to her? Will she visit a doctor who will make her look like Marissa Tomei?

She is ready for her closeup

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Synthbuttrange posted:



If the mystery is 'Who is this guy?' there's only one nerd with those glasses with a crush on a withered mummy.

I am going to assume its a fake out and its Anna they are talking about.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Just six months of Mole Man graphically bangin' Aunt May

As long as we get full penetration

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

bunnyofdoom posted:

So tiny, no-one can read/

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

redbackground posted:

Never thought that the comic storyline I'm most invested in in the year 2017 is the one about how thirsty Mole Man is for the elderly.

I doubt it will beat the adventures of naked Rocket and his murdering ways, but with this strip you never know.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Jerusalem posted:

:neckbeard:

I'm sorry Pete, I just want you in the gutter where you belong v:shobon:v

Peter stop yelling at protesters!!

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Newspaper Mole Man best Mole Man?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Knormal posted:

Alternatively, the writer has already forgotten she was there and we'll never see or hear mention of her again.

I sort of what to know how this amazing comic is written, but I also do not want to know how they treat the 100 monkeys at typewriters.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
You know what is also great and feels like newspaper spider-man? Spider-man 67

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

ImpAtom posted:

We can safely assume it won't be Spider-Man saving the day

It will be Mole Mans striking stick

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Even Mary Jane knows how special Peter is.

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