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redbackground posted:Who the gently caress would use the word "tariff" in that context? Spider-Man.
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X-O posted:The first few months of 2010 weren't ordered yet. They are now. All of them should be ordered now. You're doing God's work.
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"I need to know where those two lived as man and wife" is such an insanely awkward phrase, holy poo poo.
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X-O posted:
God drat but I love Newspaper Spider-man.
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Endless Mike posted:October 1, 2016 Listen bud. He's got radioactive blood.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i'm not really an expert on ant man, but isn't the bit about retaining his full size strength when shrunken only in the movie? No, that's always been an Ant-Man thing. And most shrinking heroes too honestly, they're usually abnormally strong for their size.
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frodnonnag posted:Isn't it some poo poo about them not actually shrinking, they just become more dense because of the space between and in atoms or some nonsense? There's different explanations but yeah. It basically amounts to "we need some excuse why these guys are capable of heroing."
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FAT BATMAN posted:But what about The Atom? AFAIK he doesn't have strength when he shrinks. He does. It's explicitly one of his powers. The Atom's power is effectively complete mass control.
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Oct 3, 2016 08:30
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I don't want to hear about Egghead dominating his wife.
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Oct 12, 2016 22:02
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God drat I love Newspaper Spider-Man!
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Mikl posted:The possibility of seeing a Wasp getting beat up was too much of a temptation. Holy poo poo.
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Choco1980 posted:You know, I'm starting to think Lee lurks in this thread, the way joking guesses for what will happen next seem to come true. That'd be a real trick considering newspaper have like 2 weeks of lead time.
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Nov 14, 2016 09:49
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Dexie posted:I'm curious. Have any other Marvel/DC characters had a newspaper strip at any point? Batman did, there are actually collections of them available. I'm pretty sure Superman did too.
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Nov 21, 2016 07:44
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BROCK LESBIAN posted:Judging by the scenery they've made it at least to New Mexico. Peter must be flooring it. He has the proportional horsepower of a spider.
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Nov 25, 2016 19:58
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Why am I really excited about this? 
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Nov 27, 2016 06:58
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drat it, I forgot about Spider-Time, we're going to have to wait three weeks to find out what this is.
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Nov 28, 2016 20:30
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:I'm just hammering that comicskingdom page for today's strip. I can't wait for Ego the Living Planet. Yes. YES. Edit: To be clear, this means we're rapidly approach the possibility of Newspaper Rocket Raccoon and Newspaper Groot.
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Nov 29, 2016 06:32
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BROCK LESBIAN posted:Mods please change my name to WROK FRAK BKAK. WROK LESBIAN doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Nov 29, 2016 23:12
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Synthbuttrange posted:
"Hm, weird alien dude smashing up tables. Yes, I, Joe Q. Cop, can TOTALLY handle this."
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Dec 1, 2016 08:19
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CapnAndy posted:Ronan have you considered, like, just actually asking for what you want first? Even once? He's Ronan the Accuser, not Ronan the Asker.
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Dec 2, 2016 19:08
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So like is his Translatatron also translating his dialogue back? And why is it giving him definitions? Does that mean it's giving him definitions for every word or does he have like a working grasp of English but needs certain words defined? I demand logic from this comic strip.
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Dec 8, 2016 18:03
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This may in fact be Newspaper Spider-Man's lamest battle yet.
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Dec 9, 2016 09:05
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Oh, I see what happened here. Someone told them to make Ronan as Kirby as possible and the artist just drastically misunderstood.
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Lurdiak posted:Superheroes aren't real. The gently caress you say?
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Dec 16, 2016 23:30
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:
 Howard the Duck backs it up!
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Dec 18, 2016 06:44
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it's going to be Groot but he speaks in wise and intelligent sentences and is the most verbose and coherent character in the Newspaperverse
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Dec 22, 2016 18:25
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CapnAndy posted:What're the odds that something that came from space and was bombarded by unshielded cosmic radiation is radioactive? Yeah but in Peter's world unshielded cosmic radiation is how you get additional superpowers.
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Dec 25, 2016 00:45
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Lurdiak posted:Even regular Spidey never claimed the spider was magical, just that it was fated to happen for magical reasons. Yeah, it is an explicit plot point in the original Totem Spider-Man story that the spider was radioactive. it is how he defeats Morlun the first time.
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Yes. Yessssss.
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WickedHate posted:I never understood why the web shooters weren't organic to begin with. I mean, pro vs cons it all you want, what I mean is I don't get why Stan/Ditko/whoever made the decision to have this secondary origin for a subset of his powers. It's like if Superman got all his powers naturally except for needing a Kryptonian gravity belt to fly. The reason why is to give emphasis and focus to the fact that Peter is a nerdy tech genius. A good portion of early Spider-Man comics involved him manipulating his webbing in different ways, changing the formula, running out of it because he was broke, ect. It gives him a strength and weakness rolled into one. That said, yes, organic webbing makes more sense and if you're doing a movie origin it flows more naturally. Amazing Spider-Man tried to 'explain' it in-universe and it just felt weird and convoluted.
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ColdPie posted:Where the heck did this "ect" thing come from? It was a typo of etc, I assumed that was fairly obvious.
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Man. Newspaper Rocket Raccoon is really freaky looking.
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Dec 27, 2016 08:25
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This is not Clown 9 tier but "Spider-Man gets defeated by a completely immobilized raccoon" is pretty amazing.
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Jan 4, 2017 07:50
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Mary Jane seemed so happy until she realized that Rocket was into it.
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Jan 10, 2017 23:45
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Jerusalem posted:The Space Racoon hates his gang's name He's not a Raccoon. Didn't you see what happened to Spidey?!
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I really really want to see how Mary Jane Watson Parker would explain being in a car in the middle Nevada (that is where they are, right? Or was it New Mexico) with a space raccoon and Spider-Man.
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Jan 16, 2017 07:40
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Peter looks so goddamn haunted in that last panel
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Jan 17, 2017 08:02
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I'm not sure which I love more, the manager deciding the bipedal spacesuit-wearing raccoon is a pet or Peter for thinking his best possible excuse is "it is a child in a space raccoon costume."
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Jan 18, 2017 06:48
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Man, who knew they allowed this kind of filth into newspapers?
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Peter Parker is somehow going to lose a fight to a dog raiding a garbage can.
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